The Stupid Dog Worth Millions
By: Zutto Aishiteru
Email: I_Luv_Takuma@miakaandtamahome.com

*Disclaimer* The characters of Cowboy BeBop do not belong to me, but the story idea does.please don't take it.

~Dedication~ This story was written especially for my friend Allie Hirota, my fellow Cowboy BeBop freak and favorite Dust Bune and also known as Allie- coon! LoL. Thanks for giving me the encouragement to write this fan fiction.

Chapter Four: A Date With a Chipmunk

"Uh, I HATE Venus. Why the hell did Jet send me out here?" muttered an unhappy Spike as he climbed out of his ship. The surface of Venus was a disgusting yellow and the soil clung to every particle that touched it. Shaking his boots with every step he took, Spike slowly made his way to the Venus capitol which looked like it had been abandoned years ago.
The city looked like the slums and hardly any people lived there. It almost resembled planet Earth. Only one building stood amongst the ruins and treachery; a science lab. "Gee can they make it anymore obvious?" Spike wondered as he walked, sulking about why he was on this God forbid planet.
"Jet just finds the GREATEST places for me to go. 'Spike go here' 'Spike go there' 'Oh looks Spike, a new bounty and it's only on Mars!' It's always 'Spike' 'Spike' 'Spike!'" nagged Spike as he kicked the yellow dirt which formed a cloud around his feet. Since Spike was too busy talking to himself (A/N: no he's not senile) he didn't see the chipmunk that was innocently stuffing walnuts into his already growing cheeks. Unfortunately for the small, kawaii, innocent chipmunk, he was in Spike's way.and a cloud of dust appeared with a shrill animal shriek and a human curse, the chipmunk went flying through the sky like a bird; all of his walnuts flying everywhere and hitting Spike in the face.
When the dust started to settle, there lay Spike with the chipmunk, having come falling out of the sky due to the gravity on Venus, sitting on his head looking stunned. As Spike tried to regain his already lost composure the felt something heavy move on top of his head.his hands slowly started to ascend to his unruly hair.
"OUCH! AW HELL WHAT WAS THAT?!"
Shaking his hurting hand, Spike angrily brought his hand up to his face; there the chipmunk had precisely latched his teeth onto one of Spike's fingers. Cursing the animal and Venus, Spike started to pull the chipmunk by his tail, which only made him more afraid and latch his teeth on tighter to Spikes finger.
"LEMME GO YOU STUPID ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, Spike stopped pulling the chipmunk's tail and shaking his hand violently. The chipmunk looked up at Spike with big, brown (A/N: KAWAII) eyes only to see Spike's eyes turn glassy.
"I hate chipmunks."

~*HAHAHA! I tot about making Spike be afraid of chipmunks, but hey! We gotta give the guy SOME dignity! I dunno what the title of this chapter has to do with Chipmunks, but oh well..*~

~*Zutto Aishiteru*~