THE DEADLY PILE OF SHIT!
I OWN NOTHING IN THIS STORY!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND ?!?!?!?!?!?!
It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom kingdom, mario and Peach happily walked along the field, when mario made an ominous discovery..."MAMA MIA!" cried Mario "I a-stepped in a pile of a-SHIT!". Indeed, our hero had stepped in a pile of shit. Peach cried out " Look Mario! theres a trail of it, and it ends at that outhouse over there!" The two followed the trail of corn filled feces to an outhouse, and saw link standing with zelda.
Link said " I was about to kill Gannon, he got so scared that he shat himself and ran out here! When he comes out, ill kill him.". Link used the master sword to pick up some of the fecal matter that was still steaming with evil,... or plain steam. gannon opened the door, but before he could escape, Link flung the crap at Gannon's head, it burned through his skull, and killed him instantly. Before Gannon's body fell lifeless to the ground, his limp, dead hand dropped an empty bottle of extra hot tabasco sauce. Link, Zelda, Peach, and Mario all agreed that thats why the shit burned Gannon to death and left it at that. Before moving on, they noticed a small fuzzy rodent jump onto the shit, and melt, so the called a cleanup crew ....and ran very fast in the opposite direction.
After the four stopped, they noticed that it was raining , and they had stopped in front of an ominous looking mansion. Zelda and Peach, famous for getting kidnapped, took thier men into the mansion. As they entered they saw Luigi run screaming from the king boo. Mario grabbed Luigi and threw him into the king boo's mouth, the boo instantly choked to death................. rrrrriiiiggghhhhtttt..........anyway, Luigi got scared as usual, so he got up and proceded to piss his pants. The four left Luigi there to deal with his mental problems and ghosts, after all, he was equipped with a vacuum cleaner....
The four walked on, and encountered toad running around in a circle, on fire , the four walked on and paid no attention to the little fungus with the gift of speech.
After a while of walking, peach got bored and whined " MARIO, IM BORED , NOTHING EXCITING HAS HAPPENED SINCE THE SHIT INCIDENT!'" Instantly, a tongue popped out of the bushes grabbed peach and took her back in. In a matter of seconds, a pink egg popped out, and so did yoshi. Link hates Yoshi, so he killed it with an arrow to the head. Linki, Zelda, And Mario were all verry hungy, so the proceded to build a fire, and scramble the peach-egg, and it tasted good.
Now the party of three was walking along, when they saw a sight so horrifying Mario and zelda both died of heart attacks right there. It was Wario and Waluigi naked having anal intercourse.. Link ran screaming in the opposite direction. He ran so far that he slipped in the shit from the first paragraph. He flew and hit a tree face first. Wario and Waluigi ran after him..(eeeewwww) and caught him. Link kicked them both where thier balls should have been, but noticed that the were in fact hermaphrodites with no balls . He pushed them both into the pile of shit, where they burned to death.
Link was now very depressed, and hungry, but in an amazing turn of events Navi appeared. Had link not been so hungry, Navi could have warned him of the upcoming danger,but Link was hungry, so he grabbed and ate Navi.
Link got up, and walked along, but he walked right onto the shit and melted.
........................................................the game over sign appeared on nintendo's new M rated adventure game that will never come out, and a small child stared at the screen, mouth gaping, at the DEADLY PILE OF SHIT!
END
I OWN NOTHING IN THIS STORY!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND ?!?!?!?!?!?!
It was a beautiful day in the Mushroom kingdom, mario and Peach happily walked along the field, when mario made an ominous discovery..."MAMA MIA!" cried Mario "I a-stepped in a pile of a-SHIT!". Indeed, our hero had stepped in a pile of shit. Peach cried out " Look Mario! theres a trail of it, and it ends at that outhouse over there!" The two followed the trail of corn filled feces to an outhouse, and saw link standing with zelda.
Link said " I was about to kill Gannon, he got so scared that he shat himself and ran out here! When he comes out, ill kill him.". Link used the master sword to pick up some of the fecal matter that was still steaming with evil,... or plain steam. gannon opened the door, but before he could escape, Link flung the crap at Gannon's head, it burned through his skull, and killed him instantly. Before Gannon's body fell lifeless to the ground, his limp, dead hand dropped an empty bottle of extra hot tabasco sauce. Link, Zelda, Peach, and Mario all agreed that thats why the shit burned Gannon to death and left it at that. Before moving on, they noticed a small fuzzy rodent jump onto the shit, and melt, so the called a cleanup crew ....and ran very fast in the opposite direction.
After the four stopped, they noticed that it was raining , and they had stopped in front of an ominous looking mansion. Zelda and Peach, famous for getting kidnapped, took thier men into the mansion. As they entered they saw Luigi run screaming from the king boo. Mario grabbed Luigi and threw him into the king boo's mouth, the boo instantly choked to death................. rrrrriiiiggghhhhtttt..........anyway, Luigi got scared as usual, so he got up and proceded to piss his pants. The four left Luigi there to deal with his mental problems and ghosts, after all, he was equipped with a vacuum cleaner....
The four walked on, and encountered toad running around in a circle, on fire , the four walked on and paid no attention to the little fungus with the gift of speech.
After a while of walking, peach got bored and whined " MARIO, IM BORED , NOTHING EXCITING HAS HAPPENED SINCE THE SHIT INCIDENT!'" Instantly, a tongue popped out of the bushes grabbed peach and took her back in. In a matter of seconds, a pink egg popped out, and so did yoshi. Link hates Yoshi, so he killed it with an arrow to the head. Linki, Zelda, And Mario were all verry hungy, so the proceded to build a fire, and scramble the peach-egg, and it tasted good.
Now the party of three was walking along, when they saw a sight so horrifying Mario and zelda both died of heart attacks right there. It was Wario and Waluigi naked having anal intercourse.. Link ran screaming in the opposite direction. He ran so far that he slipped in the shit from the first paragraph. He flew and hit a tree face first. Wario and Waluigi ran after him..(eeeewwww) and caught him. Link kicked them both where thier balls should have been, but noticed that the were in fact hermaphrodites with no balls . He pushed them both into the pile of shit, where they burned to death.
Link was now very depressed, and hungry, but in an amazing turn of events Navi appeared. Had link not been so hungry, Navi could have warned him of the upcoming danger,but Link was hungry, so he grabbed and ate Navi.
Link got up, and walked along, but he walked right onto the shit and melted.
........................................................the game over sign appeared on nintendo's new M rated adventure game that will never come out, and a small child stared at the screen, mouth gaping, at the DEADLY PILE OF SHIT!
END
