Tidalryu: hey guys! Guess what? My reviews reached page 2!

Wadra: what's your point?

Tidalryu: well..I'm happy...and you're my yami so shouldn't you be called yami Tidalryu?

Wadra: what? I can't have my own name? I've been around thousand's of years more than you so humph!

*sticks tongue at tidalryu*

tidalryu: right....let's begin the next chapter! Drum role please!

Wadra takes out a drum set and plays it rapidly

Tidalryu: chapter 8: Seto + Serenity part 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto is walking across the beach

Seto: I can't believe it....

He lays out a blanket and puts up an umbrella and a picnic basket

Seto while eating a sandwich: This nice stuff is really rubbing off on me...

Seto: I be nice for a day and I've already fallen in....no....I can't think that way..but....there are so many dots in this sentence.......I.... remember.......how she was smiling........NO!

Tidalryu: no? What do you mean no?

Seto: where'd you come from?

Tidalryu: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......I like being godly! Watch this!!

Points to a nearby village and it is soon after crushed by giant popcorn

Tidalryu: he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tidalryu: hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Seto: ..right....I might need your help......

Tidalryu: yea? Seto: well there's this.

Tidalryu: girl...I know... I'm godly because I'm the Author!

Seto: right well I need to tell Serenity how I feel....

Tidalryu: oh..How about a poem?

Seto: WHAT?! NO WAY!

Tidalryu: come on!.......

Seto:..........

Tidalryu: just get someone to write it for you! IANA's a great poet! Have you read her fics?

Seto: OF COURSE NOT! I'M TRAPPED ON THIS ONE!!!!!

Tidalryu: oh yeah!

Seto: and how could a girl write a love poem by a boy?

Tidalryu: hey, you leave her alone! She's my #1 reviewer!

Suddenly ogres come and start beating on Seto

Seto: HELP!!!

Tidalryu is staring mindlessly into the clouds.

Tidalryu: that one looks like a teapot......

Seto: AAHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Tidalryu!!!!!!!!

Tidalryu is gone

Tidalryu's voice coming from the teapot cloud: I'm a little teapot short and stout..

Seto: TIDALRYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tidalryu pops up from behind the cloud

Tidalryu: man, I stop writing the fic for 1 minute, and things go nuts!

Tidalryu disappears

The ogres suddenly die of a sudden heart attack and Seto's wounds suddenly feel wonderfull and dissapear.

Tidalryu: that worked!

Smiles triumphaly to him self

Seto: alright time to get a poem... I'll ask Mokuba to write it....

2 hours later

Seto receives a piece of paper from his brother

Seto runs into his room shuts the door and unfolds it

It reads this:

Dear Serenity,

I love you I love you a lot I love you like blue eyes Hate you I do not You are the one I love Of you it is I dream A love you so much, Or so it would seem, It is my love I tell you, I hope you don't deny! I want you to answer, Before I wither and die

With secret love, Seto Kaiba

Seto: MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: yea?

Seto: this is perfect!

Seto mails the letter

2 minutes later Seto gets a letter:

Dear Seto,

Your poem is weird but I guess I'll go out with you cuz' your rich

With love I guess, Serenity Wheeler

Seto: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Well?

Please R&R! ^_^