Wadra: welcome to Kaiba goes good!

Fooby: Petiew!!!

Wadra: that's right fooby! We're ready to have fun TODAY!!!!!







Seto: hey guys, do you know that Wadra is the coolest guy ever?

Serenity: yea, he's so much better than tidalryu!

Tea: YEA! HE IS SUUUUUUUCH A HOTTIE!!

Yugi: um guys? He's writing this fic so maybe he's possessing you to think that.

Tea: BURN THE NON-BELIEVER!

Seto: BURN!

Serenity: BURN!

Joey: BURN

Yami: BURN

Everybody but yugi: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

Yugi: um....uh.....^_^U what?

*Yugi tied to wooden posts being prepared to be burned at stake*

Yugi: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

*Meanwhile, in a dungeon in a castle in a different world (fic)*

tidalryu: *wakes up* huh? Where am I?

Tidaryu: GASP! THIS MUST BE THAT CLOAKED MAN'S CASTLE! No problamo! MAGIC AQUATIC STAFF! *reaches behind him to find his staff missing* WHAT OH NO! that's alright. I'll use the millennium anklet to call it to me! *relizes the millennium anklet is missing as well* WHAT?! NOT GOOD!! Ok. Lets move it! WITCH BALL! REVERSE STICK! DARK MIRROR! COMBINE! ATLANTIC SCIMITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *relizes his artifacts are gone* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm item-less! What can I do? *looks outside to see a Hippo in knights armor guarding his jail cell* ok, I can't use my author powers outside my fic unless the source of my power, my millennium anklet is in its place, my ankle. Wow, this is quite the long saying! Lets start a new one

Tidalryu: there, ok, now, to find my items, find a way out, and use it. Oh boy, I wonder if Fooby's alright. Wadra might be torturing him!

*back at KAIBA GOES GOOD*

Wadra: *poking Fooby with a pen*

Fooby: *crying* petiew.....

*Back at cloak castle*

tidalryu: ok, I'll just disguise myself as that Hippo thing! And I'll quickly find my items, and escape! It's a simple plan!

Hippo thing: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tidalryu: ok, now while he's sleeping! *takes the Hippo's armor, shoots the Hippo, and takes the outer skin and disguises himself*

Tidalryu: alright! I mean....Yawn

*tidalryu walks through the castle, desperately looking for his items.*

pig guard: OINK!

Tidalryu/Hippo guard: yawn! *hears chanting and checks it out.*

*at the chanting ceremony*

tidalryu/Hippo Guard: wow....who IS that? *sees a girl sitting on a throne. The cloaked figure can be seen walking into a room with tidalryu's items. As tidalryu/Zebra Guard walks by he can hear what they are chanting*

chanters: all hail IANA, the level 14 author....

Tidalryu/Hippo guard: level 14, wow. *continues to the room. And finds that it is the coliseum of the castle* OH MY! *gets his disguise ripped off by a dog guard*

Tidalryu/No longer a hippo guard: HEY! Cloaked man: *sitting in the chair up at the top of the arena* well, well, well. If it isn't Tommy! I knew you'd make it out!

Tidalryu: how do you know my name?

Cloaked man: because I know EVERYTHING! AND NOW YOU WILL TAKE THE CHALLENGE BEFORE YOU CAN FACE ME!

Tidalryu: what challenge?

Cloaked man: it is called, the ALPHABET CHALLENGE!

Tidalryu: I don't feel scared!

Cloaked man: YOU SHOULD BE MY BOY!!!! YOU SHOULD BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *waves the aquatic staff*

Tidalryu: HEY! MINE!

*the cages of the coliseum burst open*

Cloaked man: challenge number one: A!

*an Anteater come out*

tidalryu: um....ok....*concentrates* AQUATIC STAFF COME TO ME!!!!! *the staff flies to him* HIYA!

*star fox adventures sound effects can be heard as Tommy whacks the anteater*

Cloaked man: not bad! But how 'bout this?!: B!

*a banana rolls out of the cage and a gorrila comes out and eats it*

Cloaked Man: C!

*a cat comes out*

*meanwhile, at KAIBA GOES GOOD*

Tea: burn, non-believer, burn

Yugi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: *comes walking in with torches. All of a sudden they're in a meadow and playing ring around the rosie* Wadra: huh? *relizes that Fooby has started to type the fic*

*meanwhile, at cloak castle*

cloaked man: R!

*a rainbow pours out. And after a few moments, disappears*

tidalryu: this is humiliating...

*meanwhile, at Kaiba goes good*

*everybody is petting their own fuzz ball. Some green, some pink, some red, some orange, some...*

*everybody is now in a fiery zone and are killing each other*

Wadra: this is how to write, Fooby, This is how....

*back in Cloak castle*

Cloaked man: X!......um......what starts with X?

Tidalryu: um......How 'bout a Xylophone?

Cloaked man: YEA!

*back at Kaiba goes good*

Joey: DIE YAMI!!!! *fangs drip with blood*

Yami: I love you Joey!

Joey: yea, me too! *they all hug each other*

Everybody: biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug





































Wadra and Fooby: *fighting over computer*

Wadra: MINE!

Fooby: PETIEW!

Wadra: NO, MINE!

*meanwhile, at cloak castle*

*tidalryu is kicking a dead Zebra body*

tidalryu: that's Z! I win!

Cloaked man: oh no....*starts running for the exit*

Tidalryu: oh no you don't! *follows him*

*back at Kaiba goes good*

Kikyo: DIE! INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: *gets pinned to a tree*

Frieza: this planet will explode in 5 minutes!

Goku: 5 Minutes?!

Shadow: my name is Shadow, I am the ultimate life form, I have no time for games, FAREWELL! *uses chaos control*

*back at cloak castle*

tidalryu: *listening to duel madness* Summon the dragon blue eyes white! Send in the swords of reveling liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!! Oh yea, the chase *starts chasing. Kills a Panther guard and takes his bow and arrow he aims for the sapphire on the millennium anklet.*

tidalryu: yes....perfect shot *fires*

*The millennium anklet falls off the cloaked man's ankle and tidalryu grabs it and snaps it on*

tidalryu: *holds up his hands* Q-GI- OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*transforms into the legendary hero, Irabo*

Wadra: hey, I thought I was your yami.....

Irabo: well, you escaped from the millennium anklet while Tommy was in the add tank. Remember?

Wadra: yes, well.....

Tidalryu's thoughts: c'mon Irabo! Chase the shady man.....I got it! HEY IRABO! HE STOLE THE ATLANTIC SCIMITAR!

Irabo: my sword!!!! *chases the cloaked man*

Tidalryu: thanks for your speed, but I'll take it from here. *transforms back*

Tidalryu: end of the line bub!

Cloaked man: You won the challenge.....

*THE GAME by disturbed starts playing*

Cloaked man: *chuckles to himself* I see you are quite the competitor. *throws off cloak*

Tidalryu: NO! COSTA-D! YOU'RE AN AUTHOR!?!

Costa-d: that's right. My story is called KAIBA GOES POOR

Tidalryu: hey, that sounds like my fic....

Costa-D: But I am not really Costa-D. I just needed his author body to enter your fic! Now that we are in my world, I don't need this weak host! *starts to shine, and then tidalryu's arch-nemesis comes out*

Tidalryu: QUADRA!

Quadra: yes, now my friend, although I am not an author, studies show my power is equivalent to a level 25!

Tidalryu: 25?! Oh NO! HOW CAN I WIN? WHO CAN I TURN TO? IS THIS THE END?! No, Irabo can defeat you! Q-GI-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irabo: *also a level 25* lets do this!

Quadra: *takes out the volcanic scimitar*

Irabo: *takes out the Aquatic Scimitar*

Wadra: um, guys? This is a humor fic, not an action adventure fic....

Irabo/Quadra: SHUT UP FOOL!

*Quadra starts with a slash to Irabo's head, which is blocked by the Atlantic Scimitar. Irabo jumps back and sends an energetic beam towards the evil tyrant*

Quadra: You think that can stop me?! *gets hit and dies*

Irabo: YES! *final fantasy victory theme*

Wadra: but...Quadra's MY nemesis.....

Tidalryu: not anymore! I win!

Wadra: no, Irabo did!

Tidalryu: nope! I did! Irabo is actually my other side. Not a different person like a Yami!

Wadra: OH! SO I'M STILL YOUR YAMI?!

Tidalryu: that's right Wadra! You will always be my Yami! Now lets get out of here! Wait, who's writing the fic?

*back at Kaiba goes good*

Joey: I love everybody!

Seto: everbody! Hug your fuzzball!

Everyone: *hugs their fuzzball*







That's all! And by the way, I'm gonna write a fic consisting of all this Quadra and aquatic staff and junk. K? And no, I'm not joking IANA did write 14 fics!!!!! Wow, right?