These are a list of poems that my friend Kamali gave me! He he! I think they're funny and yes I'm only fifteen and no I have never even kissed a guy! Please enjoy.

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You've got sex appeal, you've got style

You've got intelligence and a sexy smile.

You've got the face, you've got the body

And I've got the wrong number!

Whoops sorry!

(He he! U likes! Plz tell me!)

Sex is good, sex is golden.

Sex is best in the back of a holden.

(But definitely not Scott's! Yuck! Soz Scott but I'm getting a horrible mental piccie! Ahh plz save my sanity.)

Sex is good, Sex is fine.

Doggy style or 69

Just for fun or getting paid

Everyone loves to get laid.

So if you want me in your sack

Lick your lips and text me back.

(Yea baby! Text me back! In fact I'll just remind you to review. There will be a story and sort of bible thingy after this installment.)

Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll

Speed, weed birth control.

Life's a bitch and then you die

So love this world and let's get HIGH!

(I'll drink to that! Whoops I forgot I'm underage!)

Roses are red

Violets are corny

When I think of you

Oh, Baby I get horny

Eat me. . .

Beat me. . .

Bite me. . .

Blow me. . .

Suck me. . .

Fuck me . . .

Very slowly

If you kiss me don't be sassy

Use your tongue and make it NASTY!

(Hell yeah! Oh Rat-man, Bakura! Yami! Wufei! Ha ha!)

Sex is when a guys communication

Enters a female location

To increase the population

Of the next generation

Do you get my information

Or do you need a demonstration.

(Trust me! Guys will pick DEMONSTRATION! So just direct them to the closest library to book a sex-ed class!)

Evil is the best of me!

Vengeance is the worst

I'm the darkness behind the light

Love me baby or get outta sight!

(I wrote that one! I feel so proud of myself.)

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Okay that was just giving you a list of poems for a laugh. This will become a Yu-Gi-Oh ficcie! All Bakura lovers? You don't compare to me! I adore him! Hell I luv him! Plz review!

Flirtatious Death.