Tidalryu: look at me, I'm writing a chapter.. writing a chappie... Never stoping typing...oh yea...writing the chapter, that's me, oh yes!

Wadra:...-_-U dumb head

Fooby: peeeeeeeetiew!

Wadra: what do you mean that's a babyish word?! Dumb head is one of my personal favorites!

Fooby: *shrugs* (although he has no shoulders) petiew...

Tidalryu: I'm typing, not stopping, just typing.

Wadra: whatever, anyway, ON WITH THE FIC!

Tidalryu: my line.....



Seto: WHAT?!

Guidance councilor: yep, you have to go back to second grade!

Seto: wh..wh.... WHY?!

GC: 'cause HE said so! *points to Wadra*

Wadra: *whistles innocently*

Seto: WHY LISTEN TO HIM?!

GC: 'cause if we do, He'll reward us with treasures beyond our WILDEST dreams!

Seto: -_-U

Wadra: *continues to whistle*

Seto: well, I'm not doing it!

GC: well then, gather up your little friends!

Seto: um, why?

GC: 'cause your all going to be girl scouts!!!!!

Seto: O-o HUH?!

Wadra: ^_~

Seto: -_- I WILL get my revenge....

*day one*

teacher: I want to thank you all for coming!

Yugioh cast: and we all thank you for teaching us teacher...

Serenity: especially me! ^_^

Everyone else: *glares*

Serenity: O-o SORRY!!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: ok, WHY am I doing this again?!

Seto: -_- Wadra set us up.

Ryou: wow, this rocks!!!!

Yugi: I'm finding this a bit embarrassing

Yami: O-o GETMEAWAYGETMEAWAYIDONWANNABEAGIRLSCOUTPLEASESTOPTHISGETMEAWAYAWAYAWAYAWAY

Tea: This is kinda odd.

Mai: this skirt is SO unstylish!

Teacher: ok, go sell cookies!

*pairs for cookie selling*

Yugi & Yami Bakura

Yami & Tea

Seto & Serenity (^_~)

Mai & Joey

Ryou & Tristan

*Yugi and Yami Bakura's day*

door: *ding-dong!*

guy: *answers*

Yugi: please buy some cookies!

Guy: what?

Voice from upstairs: HAROLD! WHERE ARE YOU DAMMIT?!

Guy: HOLD ON MARION! I'LL FUCK WITH YOU IN A SECOND! SOME HOMOSEXUAL BOYS WANT ME TO BUY THEIR CURCLIAR PIECES IF CRAP!

Yugi: ^_^U maybe we'll try the next house.....

*they are walking to the next house*

Yami Bakura: Yugi, Yugi, Yugi, don't you know its all in the charm? Here let me show you how its done in the next house!

Yugi: *knocks on the door*

Woman: *answers*

Yami Bakura: *bows quickly* please madam, buy our high quality cra-I mean cookies. The money you spend will be donated to red cross.

Yugi: um, no it won't

Yami Bakura: *glares*

Yugi: ^_^U um, yes it will?

Woman: sorry, I already HAVE lots'a cookies. *slams the door*

Yami Bakura: YUUUUUGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: *starts running*

Yami Bakura: *chases him*

*Yami and Tea's day*

Yami and Tea: *making out in an alley*

Tea: oh Yami, shouldn't we be selling cookies?

Yami: yes, we should be, but we're not, this is better.

Tea: ^_^ I agree

*Seto and Serenity's day*

Seto: come on serenity! We HAVE to sell more cookies than Yami!

Serenity: um, Seto? *looks into an alley* we might not have to worry about that.

Seto: *walks into the alley*

Cloaked man: hello, Seto Kaiba.

Seto:.....how do you know my name?

Cloaked man: *is extremely tall* I am psychic young one! Your girlfriend, Serenity Wheeler, is coming.

Seto: O-o PSYCHIC GUY!

Cloaked Man: yes, I also know that Seto, you are wearing green underwear.

Serenity: wow, he really is paranormal!

Cloaked man: no, they're just sticking out of his pants, but I AM psychic.

Seto: oh? Tell me something then, how many cookies will we have sold by the end of the day?

Cloaked man: none, you will soon be freaked out and disgusted and will go home.

Serenity: what could POSSIBLY freak us out now?! *starts kissing Seto*

Cloaked Man: Seto, your not really an orphan....

Seto: *continues to kiss Serenity, but eyes widen*

Cloaked Man: your parents, after having four kids, abandoned the oldest one and the youngest one, you and Mokuba.

Cloaked Man: but, still finding TWO children to be too difficult, they each took one and separated. And now, I will tell you Seto...SERENITY IS YOUR SISTER!!!!!

Seto and Serenity: O-o WHATNOWAYYOURKIDDINGAWSHOOTTHISREALLYSTINKSI'MSICKENEDANDDISGUSTED!

Seto and Serenity: *run home*

*cloaked man's cloak falls off. Tidalryu is standing on Wadra's shoulders*

Tidalryu and Wadra: *snicker and slap fives*

Tidalryu: do you think they believed it?

Wadra: well yea! Did you see that look on their faces?!!?!

*Joey and Mai's day*

Joey: Mai! Are you alright?!

Mai: *has fallen into a sewer* no!

Joey: oh, um, I'm gonna go get some help!

Crocodiles: *Approach Mai*

Mai: O_OU *whimper*

Joey: *comes back with a crane*

*Tristan and Ryou's day*

Ryou: thank you very much sir! *receives the money*

Tristan: oh good job Ryou! Now lets see...199,200,201,202,oh, a ten!212, 213 dollars so far!

Ryou: that's good, but I bet we're behind the others!

*later that day*

Mai: *comes limping in with no left leg*

Teacher: I am proud to announce that Ryou and Tristan are our winners!

Seto and Serenity: *in their houses barfing in the toilet while crying*