Tidalryu: A LETTER!

Dear The idiot,

Tidalryu: WADRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ^_^

I'm never coming back

Tidalryu: Wadra......T_T

So I'm becoming my own author, and I will get more reviews then you... Starting today, Wadra will be his own author, (although the fics will still be by yours truly ^_~) And he will write gory stories for all bloodthirsty villains to enjoy!!!!

Hate, Wadra

Tidalryu: *drops the letter* Wa..dr..a..Wadra..I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! RIVALS WE ARE!!!!!

Fooby: petiew?

Tidalryu: no Fooby, you can't, no one would understand them! Like watch scenario one:

Someone reading Fooby's fic: Petiew? PE? Tiewytiew? WHAT THE HELL?!

Tidalryu: Scenario two:

Fuzzball reading Fooby's fic: petiew...(this is bad)

Tidalryu: scenario three:

Tidalryu: T_T FOOBY! I'M ALL ALONE!!!!!

(End scenarios)

Tidalryu: SETO! YUGI! Get over here!

Seto:...wha?

Yugi: yes?

Tidalryu: u got people to kiss!

Seto: great....

Yugi: OH BOY! ^_^

Tidalryu: *flipping thru pages* AHA!!!!! *lightning strikes* ...scary....anyway, Kaiba YOU must kiss Kaiba_fan_2.0!

Seto:...did you just call me Kaiba?

Tidalryu: GO! *throws Seto into a room along with Kaiba_Fan_2.0 labeled "The Room of All Touching Lips"*

Yugi: what about me....?

Tidalryu: you get to kiss...Mirru-loves-Yugi! COME ON DOWN! *throws them into the room too*

Tea: DO I GET TO KISS YAMI?!?!

Tidalryu:.....*flipping pages*...hmm...*continues flipping pages*...um....mm...i see.....no, you don't. BYE!

Tea: *falls thru trap door*

Yami:...?

Tidalryu: ON WITH THE FIC!
Serenity: AND WHERE WERE YOU MR. KAIBA!?

Seto: *has kiss marks all over his cheeks* um......HE MADE ME DO IT! *points to a painting of tidalryu*

Serenity: STOP MAKING EXCUSES! I'M LEAVING! FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!

Seto: NO!!!!!!

Mokuba: YAY! Seto CAN FINNALLY SPEND TIME WITH ME AGAIN!

Seto: T_T....Serenity...

*in Thailand*

Joey: AND JUST WHERE WERE YOU MR. MOTOU?!

Yugi: *kiss marks all over his cheecks* why does it matter Joey?

Joey:....uh.....NO REASON ^_^U

*on Mars*

Tea: AND JUST WHERE WERE YOU MR. YAMI?!

Yami:.....?

*back to wherever Seto was at the time Serenity dumped him*

Seto: *drinking fruit punch out of a shot glass* nobody knows...the trouble I've SEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Sereinty: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Seto: T_T

Bakura: I feel so out of place in this chapter

Ryou: I'm with you there...HEY! HOW COME YOUR IN THIS FIC?!

Bakura:..I'm your Yami...

Blindanator: I'm going to relive you of your sight

Bakura: I'm finally in the fic and now I'm gonna get blindanated.

Tea: OH NO!

Blindanator: GOOD BYE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: wah! *gets blindanated*

Tidalryu: hey guys, sorry this took ten years. I was REALLY busy, (I wonder if people still check if I updated T_T)