Scene 5: And then...

Wufei: *Runs into Trowa* Trowa! Thank God your here!

Trowa: Good to see you Wufei.

Wufei: Listen! Quatre has gone insane and thinks that there are bunnies in my pants!

Trowa: *smirks*

Wufei: *Glare*
Trowa: Ok. Ill try and talk some sense into him

Wufei: Thanks

Quatre: *Off in the distance* I WANT MY BUNNIES!!!

Trowa: SHUT UP! The sand people will hear you.

Wufei: *thinking "Just when I think I may have found another sane person he turns out to be crazy. God, if your there, do you enjoy surrounding me with these fools?" God, speaking in Wufei's head " Let me ask you this, who's stupider? The stupid guy or the guy that chose him as a friend?" Wufei "What the hell does that mean? I hate this metaphoric crap!" God " It means you gotta be pretty stupid to actually call these guys your friends!" Wufei "Shut your hole!" God "My my look who's going to hell...I think his name begins with a...Wu! Ends with a...fei!...Ever herd of him?" Wufei "Err I mean praise your holy highness for enlightening me. Hallelujah!" God "That's more like it." *

Quatre: *Eyes widen* You mean the Sandman that comes to sing you to sleep and kisses you on the check and gives you candy?

Trowa: No! Now shut up.

Sand person: AGGH!!!

Wufei: I think its about time to leave. *Runs off*

Trowa: Um.. Yep! *Runs off after Wufei*

Wufei: *Runs toward Quatre, grabs him and drags him behind him* Look what you did!

Trowa: *running behind him* Yeah. Next time I tell you to shut up you better do it or I'll blast you blasted brains out.

Quatre: I'm sorry Be-oww-ep! Ill do it next time ow Trowa Sir. OW! Wufei! This hurts!

Wufei: Shut up! It's your fault! And why the hell are you calling him sir! *Runs into Milliardo who was looking for them. Fall backwards* MOVE! That sand guy is following us! And tell your insane trash can buddy that there are NO BUNNIES IN MY PANTS!

Sand Person: *fires at Wufei*

Wufei: AHHHHH! HE SHOT MY LEG!!!

Milliardo: *throws a rock at that sand whatever and scares him away*

Trowa: They'll be back. They don't give up that easily.

Wufei: DOES ANYONE CARE THAT I GOT SHOT!

Milliardo: Your right. Lets get back to my house.

Wufei: HELLO!!*cringes*

Trowa: My place is closer.

Wufei: UM MY LEG IS TURNING BLACK!!

Quatre: Um Wufei?

Wufei: WHAT THE HELL IS IT!!!*cringes again*

Quatre: I still want to see those bunnies.

Wufei: *near killing Quatre* THERE ARE NO BUNNIES IN MY PANTS. MY LEG IS DIEING AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR DAMN BUNNIES! I GOT NEWS FOR YOU THERE WAS NEVER ANY BUNNIES IN THE FIRST PLACE! IF YOU WANT TO SEE BUNNIES SO DAMN MUCH GO TO A ZOO!

Milliardo: *Touches Wufei's shoulder* damn dude calm down

Trowa: Yeah.