Authors note: Incase you couldn't tell these are who all play who.
Milliardo: Luke
Relena: Leia
Heero: Hans Solo
Duo: Chewy
Trowa: Obi Wan Kenobi
Quatre: C3-P0..well actually now R2-D2
Wufei: Was R2 but became C3-P0 by means lead pipe and force
Disclaimer: You know the speech. I don't own either of GW or SW bla bla so don't so me.
Scene 7: Going to town
Trowa: Hey Milliardo catch*tosses Milliardo a light saber*
Milliardo: *Catches it* What's this? A beam saber?
Trowa: SHHH! Do you want to get a lawsuit? Remember we don't work for Gundam Wing anymore.
Milliardo: Oh yeah, We all got fired for the 50th episode where we got drunk and beat down random people on the street with sticks.
Trowa: Yeah *sighs* Those were some good times.
Quatre: Wufei?
Wufei: What is it Quatre?
Quatre: What if Tang was a pudding?
Wufei: What the hell kinda stupid question is that?
Quatre: Well I was thinking. I like tang and I like pudding so why don't they make an orange juice pudding. Yeah! And they could call it Pu-tang.
Wufei: *practically cokes and dies from laughter*
Quatre: HEY! What's so funny?
Wufei: Your retarded mind.
Quatre: DON'T CALL ME RETARDED!
Wufei: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Quatre: SHUT UP YOU BIG YELLOW ...YELLOW GUY
Wufei: *thinks "I'm going to kill them all. I'm going to kill them all. I'm going to kill them all."* IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!
Quatre: *slides to the corner* I didn't mean it.... Really I didn't
Milliardo: *looks back at them* BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!
Trowa: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Milliardo: Huh? *Spins back in his seat and sees a giant rock coming at them and turns the land speeder but its too late and the back end of the land speeder hits the rock and sends everyone flying*
Quatre: WAHH!!!
Trowa: AHHH!!!!
Wufei: I hate you all...Oh yeah AHHHH!!!*Gets up after being thrown a few feet and goes over to Milliardo* GOD DAMN IT CAN YOU ANYTHING RIGHT. First of all you unweld that retard freak of nature over there*points to Quatre* And then I'm pretty sure you planted this strange idea about there being bunnies in my pants. WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME WITH HIS STUPIDITY! WHY?!!!
Quatre: Did someone say bunnies?
Wufei: And now I will extract my revenge! *Lifts Milliardo off the ground by the throat* DIE!!!
Milliardo: h..e...l..p...!
Quatre: *tackles Wufei* BUNNIES!
Trowa: *looks down at them and shrugs* DOG PILE! * Tackles all of them*
And so the good guys fought and beat the living shit out of each other. Not knowing that they had ended up in town and were fighting in the streets.
