Authors note: Incase you couldn't tell these are who all play who.

Milliardo: Luke

Relena: Leia

Heero: Hans Solo

Duo: Chewy

Trowa: Obi Wan Kenobi

Quatre: C3-P0..well actually now R2-D2

Wufei: Was R2 but became C3-P0 by means lead pipe and force

Disclaimer: You know the speech. I don't own either of GW or SW bla bla so don't so me.

Scene 7: Going to town

Trowa: Hey Milliardo catch*tosses Milliardo a light saber*

Milliardo: *Catches it* What's this? A beam saber?

Trowa: SHHH! Do you want to get a lawsuit? Remember we don't work for Gundam Wing anymore.

Milliardo: Oh yeah, We all got fired for the 50th episode where we got drunk and beat down random people on the street with sticks.

Trowa: Yeah *sighs* Those were some good times.

Quatre: Wufei?

Wufei: What is it Quatre?

Quatre: What if Tang was a pudding?

Wufei: What the hell kinda stupid question is that?

Quatre: Well I was thinking. I like tang and I like pudding so why don't they make an orange juice pudding. Yeah! And they could call it Pu-tang.

Wufei: *practically cokes and dies from laughter*

Quatre: HEY! What's so funny?

Wufei: Your retarded mind.

Quatre: DON'T CALL ME RETARDED!

Wufei: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Quatre: SHUT UP YOU BIG YELLOW ...YELLOW GUY

Wufei: *thinks "I'm going to kill them all. I'm going to kill them all. I'm going to kill them all."* IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!

Quatre: *slides to the corner* I didn't mean it.... Really I didn't

Milliardo: *looks back at them* BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!

Trowa: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Milliardo: Huh? *Spins back in his seat and sees a giant rock coming at them and turns the land speeder but its too late and the back end of the land speeder hits the rock and sends everyone flying*

Quatre: WAHH!!!

Trowa: AHHH!!!!

Wufei: I hate you all...Oh yeah AHHHH!!!*Gets up after being thrown a few feet and goes over to Milliardo* GOD DAMN IT CAN YOU ANYTHING RIGHT. First of all you unweld that retard freak of nature over there*points to Quatre* And then I'm pretty sure you planted this strange idea about there being bunnies in my pants. WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME WITH HIS STUPIDITY! WHY?!!!

Quatre: Did someone say bunnies?

Wufei: And now I will extract my revenge! *Lifts Milliardo off the ground by the throat* DIE!!!

Milliardo: h..e...l..p...!

Quatre: *tackles Wufei* BUNNIES!

Trowa: *looks down at them and shrugs* DOG PILE! * Tackles all of them*

And so the good guys fought and beat the living shit out of each other. Not knowing that they had ended up in town and were fighting in the streets.