Chapter Six-The horrible update that will most likely suck because I'm
horribly bored and I just ate grilled cheese and I'm really really hyper
and in the mood to write something crazy.
The next morning the Marauders woke up and went down for breakfast, yawning all the way. "Urhg!" muttered Remus, who didn't get a very good sleep last night either. "I agree." Sirius mumbled, bending so low over his cereal that strands of his hair were dangling in the bowl. It appeared as if James had passed out on his pancakes, syrup oozing on his cheek and hair as he lifted his head. "Why are we so tired?" James managed to say, before his head flopped onto his flapjacks again.
Sirius was suddenly wide awake as the girl Remus had pointed at came walking by. "hey Remus." He said, pointing. "HEY! Sirius! Don't point! She'll see you!" Remus started, but the girl was already staring at them.
Remus turned around so fast in his seat that he dropped his fork and it clattered on the stone, making a great noise. He picked it up and ate with gusto, pretending not to have noticed anything. He realized Sirius was gone, and stopped eating, moaning. "Oh great!"
He had lied to his friends, told him he liked someone as an excuse, and now they were going to set him up. Urhg. He didn't even know who this girl was!
Sirius came back, eyes twinkling mischievously. "Rem," He said. "I just got you a date." Remus let his head fall forward into his oatmeal. "Hello, Rem!" Remus jerked his head up, very much against his will and wiped oatmeal off his face. "When?" he asked. " The first Hogsmead Trip. October 1st." "Er.." he held back a groan. He had looked forward to going to Hogsmead the first time with his friends. "Thanks" he managed, smiling fakely.
"Remus-You have oatmeal on your face." said James, lifting his syrup coated head. Remus laughed. "Just look at yours!"
The rest of the day was rather uneventful, other than a wonderful cup game(You know, where you take the cup, hit it on your hand, hit it on the table then hit it on your hand then pass it really fast?) started by James and Sirius at lunch.
(A/N-I'm sooooooo in the mood to write something funny/stupid but, but, but! AHHHHHH I want to!)
Back in the common room that night James and Sirius started a game of truth- or-dare(OH NO! Help me! I'm going to write something crazy! AHH!) and after lots of pleading Remus finally joined in, along with Frank Longbottom, Alice Keffer, Lily (James died and suddenly vanished to the bathroom for a long time), and her best friends, Summer McAffe, and Katie Williams.
James started-"Katie"-"Truth or Dare?" "Dare!" She said bravely. "I dare you to.. um.... kiss Remus on the lips." Most of Remus's body was suddenly under the nearest chair. He was embarrassed. Sirius had to drag him out. Katie reached over and pecked Remus sweetly. Remus was under the chair again. (A/N-CHEESE! TOO MUCH CHEESE! Cheese makes me hyper..)
By the end of the game, which turned out to be more like "kiss-or-tell- everyone-your-worst-secret" Sirius had a hickey and Remus had carpet burn from being dragged. Frank Longbottom and Alice Keffer got together that night.
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That's it. Because I'm soo hyper that I think I might die. I'm soooooooooo hyper.
The next morning the Marauders woke up and went down for breakfast, yawning all the way. "Urhg!" muttered Remus, who didn't get a very good sleep last night either. "I agree." Sirius mumbled, bending so low over his cereal that strands of his hair were dangling in the bowl. It appeared as if James had passed out on his pancakes, syrup oozing on his cheek and hair as he lifted his head. "Why are we so tired?" James managed to say, before his head flopped onto his flapjacks again.
Sirius was suddenly wide awake as the girl Remus had pointed at came walking by. "hey Remus." He said, pointing. "HEY! Sirius! Don't point! She'll see you!" Remus started, but the girl was already staring at them.
Remus turned around so fast in his seat that he dropped his fork and it clattered on the stone, making a great noise. He picked it up and ate with gusto, pretending not to have noticed anything. He realized Sirius was gone, and stopped eating, moaning. "Oh great!"
He had lied to his friends, told him he liked someone as an excuse, and now they were going to set him up. Urhg. He didn't even know who this girl was!
Sirius came back, eyes twinkling mischievously. "Rem," He said. "I just got you a date." Remus let his head fall forward into his oatmeal. "Hello, Rem!" Remus jerked his head up, very much against his will and wiped oatmeal off his face. "When?" he asked. " The first Hogsmead Trip. October 1st." "Er.." he held back a groan. He had looked forward to going to Hogsmead the first time with his friends. "Thanks" he managed, smiling fakely.
"Remus-You have oatmeal on your face." said James, lifting his syrup coated head. Remus laughed. "Just look at yours!"
The rest of the day was rather uneventful, other than a wonderful cup game(You know, where you take the cup, hit it on your hand, hit it on the table then hit it on your hand then pass it really fast?) started by James and Sirius at lunch.
(A/N-I'm sooooooo in the mood to write something funny/stupid but, but, but! AHHHHHH I want to!)
Back in the common room that night James and Sirius started a game of truth- or-dare(OH NO! Help me! I'm going to write something crazy! AHH!) and after lots of pleading Remus finally joined in, along with Frank Longbottom, Alice Keffer, Lily (James died and suddenly vanished to the bathroom for a long time), and her best friends, Summer McAffe, and Katie Williams.
James started-"Katie"-"Truth or Dare?" "Dare!" She said bravely. "I dare you to.. um.... kiss Remus on the lips." Most of Remus's body was suddenly under the nearest chair. He was embarrassed. Sirius had to drag him out. Katie reached over and pecked Remus sweetly. Remus was under the chair again. (A/N-CHEESE! TOO MUCH CHEESE! Cheese makes me hyper..)
By the end of the game, which turned out to be more like "kiss-or-tell- everyone-your-worst-secret" Sirius had a hickey and Remus had carpet burn from being dragged. Frank Longbottom and Alice Keffer got together that night.
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That's it. Because I'm soo hyper that I think I might die. I'm soooooooooo hyper.
