Happy noodle boy qoute of the chapt:MDUFHI!!!!ROAR REPTAR ON ICE!!!!
Disclaimer:Umm.....Stufff nnn....NNy0_o?!Flabbergas
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:ahem...It means I dont own the Johnny or any wounderful people that are superior to you!!!!!!!!ok????
Now....I think theres gonna be 3-4 chapters so if you have any ideas reveiw them....oks?
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:Ok here is my story....oh yes........I own Flamia thouw...ok??????
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:No shes mine so shut up!!!!!MOOSE
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:But Im taller!!!!
SPOILER:This one tiny sentence ruins a part in comic 7........
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2:14Am
Nny parked his cute little blood-covered tiny greyish car infront of the 24-7.The tall and skinny figure ran inside ;like it was a madder of
life and death.
He grabbed some Salsa Chips(you'll pee fire!!!)and glanced at the new clerk.
He had recently killed the last one because it laughed at somthing and wouldnt tell him what.
The new clerk had her head down and Johnny couldnt see her face. She was drawing somthing on the counter with a extra strong pen thing.
She had had short dark emrald green hair that went down to her chin.Her Bangs were as long as her hair and was put back behind her ears.NNy saw she had rather big skull earrings.
She was wearing a purple shirt that had a orange red flame on it and read:"The whole world is going to hell and im drivin." it had sleeves that went down to her elbows.
Johnny looked away and went up to the Brainfreezy machine.
"hmmm.....Chocolate Bubblegum....yellow snow cookie........CHERRY DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Johnny grabbed a Largy largness sized cup and filled it to the brim with cherry freezy.
then he went up to the counter.The clerk type girl didnt raise her head.
"Umm....Hello?" he said.
"DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!",the clerk yelled.
Johnny watched wide eyed with curiousity as the girl pushed so hard down on the counter with her pen that not only the pen broke,but a small area under her pen of the wooden counter gave away underneath it.
The clerk looked up,and Johnny saw her face.
It looked familair..........Then it got it.Her face looked alot like his!!!!!!0_o!?
the only thing differ was her pupils were twice his size and were golden yellow.They reminded Johnny of cats....And she was wearing peachish pink lipstick.And she had long
eyelashes.'Weird....',Thought Johnny."OH FUCK!!!!",He yelled as he ran away from the counter after remembering he left his chips at the freezy machine.
He grabed them and a straw and went back up to the counter.
Now the girl was reading a comic.
She looked at Johnny with her golden eyes and burst out laughing.
Johnny looked at her with that look were he kinda glares when someone insulted him and then you think:Heh.Hes probally gonna kill that person now.YAY!!
"what?" asked NNY suspiciously.
The girl turn the comic around so the page was facing johnny and pointed to a fimilair stick figure who was pissing on a policewoman and a fat headed guy.
Johnny realized almost immediatley that it was happy noodle boy.
Then the girl put down the comic and stared at johnny.
"Wait a miny.....Your Johnny C...arnt you?".said the girl staring at johnny.
Johnny saw out of the corner of his eye that her name tag said Flamia.
"yeah...How do you know?" he said, giving her the suspicious eye. HE WAS SUSPICIOUS!
The Flamia pointed to the cover were it said :'Happy noodle boy WOOF MEOW!By Johnny C.'
"Um....",Johnny stared at the girl.
"I dunno....I like your hair!!!"she sqeeled in a high pitched kid voice.
Then Flamia hugged herself.
"ok......" he said uncertainly.
The the Flamia laughed evilly and johnny saw she had two pointed vampy teeth.This
reminded Johnny of Senior Diablo.He reached a hand in the back of his head and felt his untamed spikey hair.
He was glad it had grown back.
He saw she had 1 1/2 long pointy light blue nails.They looked as if they could slice through
someones neck.What made him think that was because there was flecks of some fimilair red substince on them.and because he was insane.Johnny was kinda creeped out now.
"Umm....Can you ring up my stuff?"he nodded toward the bundle of shit in his arms.
"Maybe........"she trailed of in the kid like voice.
"Say please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Then the phyco girl made a weird shape with her left hand.
she put her index and her pinky up and her middle and her( umm )other thing type finger down.
then she put her thumb under neath the middle and thing.
(you dont know what im saying do you?)
It looked like a wolf to Johnny.
Flamia shoved it in his face.
"Awwwww......The TruggleSnoff loves you!!!!!!!"she squeled.
Johnny raised an Eyebrow.
Flamia made the "Truggle thing"Bash into the plastic roses after making it fly through the air for awhile.
(your thinking tenna and spooky now,aernt you?)
"What?" she said, making it sound as though Johnny had said something.
"Can you ring my stuff up?"Johnny said still watching the Trugne roph bamp into the cash register.
"Ummmm.....Okay!!!!!"
She rung up his stuff and handed him them with a fizwiz.
Johnny stared at the fiz wiz.
"Ummm.....I didnt buy that fizwiz."Johnny was kinda confused now.
Flamia made a sad face.
"Oh...."she said sadly and then she threw the fizwiz at the window making it shatter and burst through the glass.
"Ok bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She handed him his change and he left.
As he walked out of the door he saw that she was again reading Happy Noodle Boy.
he saw the fiz wiz had landed on some guys car.The Guy who the car belonged to saw this and started cussing at
Flamia.Before Johnny Drove away he saw a second fizwiz fly through the cracked hole in the glass and its
neck hit the guy in the eye.(picture the guy looking like the bald freak in comic 7 that rescued Tess,ok?)
This made Johnny drive away fast because he again heard Flamia's high pitched laugh.
When he arrived home he had finished half his freezy.
he sat on the couch and turned on the TV.
He was about to eat his first handful of chips when he was interupted by MEAT.
"Johnny."
Johnny glanced at him in a way that ment:What the Hell do you want?
"Were did you go?"MEAT continued.
Johnny swallowed some chips.
"24-7...."he mumbled.
"Oh....they got a new clerk?"he asked curiously, glancing at the bloody corpse in the corner that was the old clerk.
"Yeah...."He mumbled without taking his eyes off the spining bald man on the T.V,
"The new clerks really weird, meat."
"really?"said meat with that freaky look he gets when his eyes are really big and you see fangs and hes drooling.
"Yeah....I dont really wanna go there again...shes freaky....."Johnny was feeling really tired.
his eyes started to close....
he shut them.
Now all he could see was blackness...
Blackness....
It reminded him of Emtyness......
Fuckin Ass emtyness.....
Before Johnny shut his eyes he saw the clock said 2:30AM
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Johnny opened his eyes.
"FUCK!!!"he shouted to noone.
"You fell asleep.", came the voice of Reverend MEAT.
Johnny glanced at the clock.
~~~~~~~~6:10Am~~~~~
"Damn!Fuckin sleep!!!!"Johnny yelled.
Even though Johnny knew he dispized sleep he didnt know why he was angry.
He turned on the T.v.
He noticed his brainfreezy on the bloody table next to him.
Johnny glanced around for his chips.
He saw the now emty bag next to MEAT.
*sigh*
the room smelled bad.He looked in the corner and saw that the clerk was rotting.
He dragged the clerk down stairs and into the room were all the people were.
They all stared wide eyes with fear at the clerk.
"This is ClerkY,He'll be your new roommate!",Johnny announced.
Noone said anything.They just stared as Johnny dropped the corpse in the corner.
~~~~~~~~~12:45PM~~~~~~~~
Jhonny was watching T.V downstairs in the room with MEAT and the TV.
He grabbed his brainfreezy that he had bought last night( which he fell asleep while drinking it.)
Emty.
Then Johnny realized he really really really really really wanted a freezy.
And the only 24-7 nearby was the one were Flamia worked.
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Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:Thank my friend Rachel Hunter for the "trugglesnoff"!BOW TO HER NOW!
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot:And please Reveiw!!!!!
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:Im gonna make chapt 2!!But only if I get at least 6 Reveiws.
Please tell me....Is Johnny um...well....Johnnyish?And do you like Flamia?Please answer me!And if you do,I'll kill
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot in chapt 2!
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot:toothpaste:....Crest....Mint what did you just say?
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:no no no...we dont do that here.
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:So please reveiw and i promise i'll make Chapt 2 even better!
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot:That is....If you thought this chapter was good.....
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam: :(..............................boohoo
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Note: ha! I finally fixed their speech! I AM NO LONGER LIMITED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * squeezes Sephiroth plushie*
Disclaimer:Umm.....Stufff nnn....NNy0_o?!Flabbergas
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:ahem...It means I dont own the Johnny or any wounderful people that are superior to you!!!!!!!!ok????
Now....I think theres gonna be 3-4 chapters so if you have any ideas reveiw them....oks?
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:Ok here is my story....oh yes........I own Flamia thouw...ok??????
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:No shes mine so shut up!!!!!MOOSE
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:But Im taller!!!!
SPOILER:This one tiny sentence ruins a part in comic 7........
---------------------------------------------------------------~stuff
2:14Am
Nny parked his cute little blood-covered tiny greyish car infront of the 24-7.The tall and skinny figure ran inside ;like it was a madder of
life and death.
He grabbed some Salsa Chips(you'll pee fire!!!)and glanced at the new clerk.
He had recently killed the last one because it laughed at somthing and wouldnt tell him what.
The new clerk had her head down and Johnny couldnt see her face. She was drawing somthing on the counter with a extra strong pen thing.
She had had short dark emrald green hair that went down to her chin.Her Bangs were as long as her hair and was put back behind her ears.NNy saw she had rather big skull earrings.
She was wearing a purple shirt that had a orange red flame on it and read:"The whole world is going to hell and im drivin." it had sleeves that went down to her elbows.
Johnny looked away and went up to the Brainfreezy machine.
"hmmm.....Chocolate Bubblegum....yellow snow cookie........CHERRY DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Johnny grabbed a Largy largness sized cup and filled it to the brim with cherry freezy.
then he went up to the counter.The clerk type girl didnt raise her head.
"Umm....Hello?" he said.
"DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!",the clerk yelled.
Johnny watched wide eyed with curiousity as the girl pushed so hard down on the counter with her pen that not only the pen broke,but a small area under her pen of the wooden counter gave away underneath it.
The clerk looked up,and Johnny saw her face.
It looked familair..........Then it got it.Her face looked alot like his!!!!!!0_o!?
the only thing differ was her pupils were twice his size and were golden yellow.They reminded Johnny of cats....And she was wearing peachish pink lipstick.And she had long
eyelashes.'Weird....',Thought Johnny."OH FUCK!!!!",He yelled as he ran away from the counter after remembering he left his chips at the freezy machine.
He grabed them and a straw and went back up to the counter.
Now the girl was reading a comic.
She looked at Johnny with her golden eyes and burst out laughing.
Johnny looked at her with that look were he kinda glares when someone insulted him and then you think:Heh.Hes probally gonna kill that person now.YAY!!
"what?" asked NNY suspiciously.
The girl turn the comic around so the page was facing johnny and pointed to a fimilair stick figure who was pissing on a policewoman and a fat headed guy.
Johnny realized almost immediatley that it was happy noodle boy.
Then the girl put down the comic and stared at johnny.
"Wait a miny.....Your Johnny C...arnt you?".said the girl staring at johnny.
Johnny saw out of the corner of his eye that her name tag said Flamia.
"yeah...How do you know?" he said, giving her the suspicious eye. HE WAS SUSPICIOUS!
The Flamia pointed to the cover were it said :'Happy noodle boy WOOF MEOW!By Johnny C.'
"Um....",Johnny stared at the girl.
"I dunno....I like your hair!!!"she sqeeled in a high pitched kid voice.
Then Flamia hugged herself.
"ok......" he said uncertainly.
The the Flamia laughed evilly and johnny saw she had two pointed vampy teeth.This
reminded Johnny of Senior Diablo.He reached a hand in the back of his head and felt his untamed spikey hair.
He was glad it had grown back.
He saw she had 1 1/2 long pointy light blue nails.They looked as if they could slice through
someones neck.What made him think that was because there was flecks of some fimilair red substince on them.and because he was insane.Johnny was kinda creeped out now.
"Umm....Can you ring up my stuff?"he nodded toward the bundle of shit in his arms.
"Maybe........"she trailed of in the kid like voice.
"Say please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Then the phyco girl made a weird shape with her left hand.
she put her index and her pinky up and her middle and her( umm )other thing type finger down.
then she put her thumb under neath the middle and thing.
(you dont know what im saying do you?)
It looked like a wolf to Johnny.
Flamia shoved it in his face.
"Awwwww......The TruggleSnoff loves you!!!!!!!"she squeled.
Johnny raised an Eyebrow.
Flamia made the "Truggle thing"Bash into the plastic roses after making it fly through the air for awhile.
(your thinking tenna and spooky now,aernt you?)
"What?" she said, making it sound as though Johnny had said something.
"Can you ring my stuff up?"Johnny said still watching the Trugne roph bamp into the cash register.
"Ummmm.....Okay!!!!!"
She rung up his stuff and handed him them with a fizwiz.
Johnny stared at the fiz wiz.
"Ummm.....I didnt buy that fizwiz."Johnny was kinda confused now.
Flamia made a sad face.
"Oh...."she said sadly and then she threw the fizwiz at the window making it shatter and burst through the glass.
"Ok bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She handed him his change and he left.
As he walked out of the door he saw that she was again reading Happy Noodle Boy.
he saw the fiz wiz had landed on some guys car.The Guy who the car belonged to saw this and started cussing at
Flamia.Before Johnny Drove away he saw a second fizwiz fly through the cracked hole in the glass and its
neck hit the guy in the eye.(picture the guy looking like the bald freak in comic 7 that rescued Tess,ok?)
This made Johnny drive away fast because he again heard Flamia's high pitched laugh.
When he arrived home he had finished half his freezy.
he sat on the couch and turned on the TV.
He was about to eat his first handful of chips when he was interupted by MEAT.
"Johnny."
Johnny glanced at him in a way that ment:What the Hell do you want?
"Were did you go?"MEAT continued.
Johnny swallowed some chips.
"24-7...."he mumbled.
"Oh....they got a new clerk?"he asked curiously, glancing at the bloody corpse in the corner that was the old clerk.
"Yeah...."He mumbled without taking his eyes off the spining bald man on the T.V,
"The new clerks really weird, meat."
"really?"said meat with that freaky look he gets when his eyes are really big and you see fangs and hes drooling.
"Yeah....I dont really wanna go there again...shes freaky....."Johnny was feeling really tired.
his eyes started to close....
he shut them.
Now all he could see was blackness...
Blackness....
It reminded him of Emtyness......
Fuckin Ass emtyness.....
Before Johnny shut his eyes he saw the clock said 2:30AM
____________________________________________________________
Johnny opened his eyes.
"FUCK!!!"he shouted to noone.
"You fell asleep.", came the voice of Reverend MEAT.
Johnny glanced at the clock.
~~~~~~~~6:10Am~~~~~
"Damn!Fuckin sleep!!!!"Johnny yelled.
Even though Johnny knew he dispized sleep he didnt know why he was angry.
He turned on the T.v.
He noticed his brainfreezy on the bloody table next to him.
Johnny glanced around for his chips.
He saw the now emty bag next to MEAT.
*sigh*
the room smelled bad.He looked in the corner and saw that the clerk was rotting.
He dragged the clerk down stairs and into the room were all the people were.
They all stared wide eyes with fear at the clerk.
"This is ClerkY,He'll be your new roommate!",Johnny announced.
Noone said anything.They just stared as Johnny dropped the corpse in the corner.
~~~~~~~~~12:45PM~~~~~~~~
Jhonny was watching T.V downstairs in the room with MEAT and the TV.
He grabbed his brainfreezy that he had bought last night( which he fell asleep while drinking it.)
Emty.
Then Johnny realized he really really really really really wanted a freezy.
And the only 24-7 nearby was the one were Flamia worked.
----------
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:Thank my friend Rachel Hunter for the "trugglesnoff"!BOW TO HER NOW!
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot:And please Reveiw!!!!!
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:Im gonna make chapt 2!!But only if I get at least 6 Reveiws.
Please tell me....Is Johnny um...well....Johnnyish?And do you like Flamia?Please answer me!And if you do,I'll kill
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot in chapt 2!
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot:toothpaste:....Crest....Mint what did you just say?
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:no no no...we dont do that here.
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:So please reveiw and i promise i'll make Chapt 2 even better!
0_oIthikitsmystorywhenitsnot:That is....If you thought this chapter was good.....
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam: :(..............................boohoo
--
Note: ha! I finally fixed their speech! I AM NO LONGER LIMITED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * squeezes Sephiroth plushie*
