Disclaimer:MDUFHI!!!!ROAR REPTAR ON ICE!!!!
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:no...thats not the new qoute.....Oh yeah...thanks for the reveiws...
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:yeah thats last chapt.-Yeah thanks for your support!!!
*both chase disclaimer with knifes*NO
Disclaimer:I---pant---dont own ---pant---Johnny!!!!AHHHH!!!
Happy noodle boy qoute of the chapt:FOOLS!!none such as I can be tempted with your
filthy stomach lining!!!!GRRR!
Ok..this is my first fic-thank you so much for reveiws!Ive never gotten one before...
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Johnny drove silently towards 24-7 thinking about the new phocopathic clerk,Flamia.
This time he brought his backpack of doom,because he was feeling parinoid this morning.
It was 2:03AM
He pulled up at the 24-1.Wait.1?
The seven light was fading.
He walked inside.There was no clerk.weird.
He grabbed some salsa chips,starbubs,pixiedicks & a slimeyjimmy.
On the way to the brainfreezy machine he heard a banging sound.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
he kept toward the freezy machine,turning the corners of candys shelfs,hoping to find the machine soon.
the noise grew louder.
Bang.Bang.BANG.BANG!
The closer he got the louder the infernal "bang" grew.
BANG!!BANG!!!BANG!!!!
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
'huh?'
Johnny thought he just heard someone say fuck you.
'okay......'He thought.'Moo.'
Finally-he turned the corner and saw a guy kicking the freezy machine.
Then he saw that Flamia was cussing at him.
"Fuck you!!What the mighty christ is wrong with you!?
WHY The Hell are you kicking the fucking freezymachine!?Its faarrr superior to you!
How Dare you break the holy machine and then kick it!THATS NOT GONNA FRIGIN FIX IT YOU BASTARD!!!ITS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A ZZZZZSSS SOUND YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!"
The man slowed down the kicks and started listening to her.
"YOU FUCKIN ASS BASTARD!!!!YOU --YOU--CANOT KICK THE MACHINE---FILTHY HUMAN SCUM!!!YOU PETHEDIC PEOPLE MAAKE ME SICK!
YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST FREAKS KILLING EACHOTHER AND COMMITING SUICIDE!
YOU DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS!SAY AN APOLOGIZE TO THE MACHINE YOU BASTARD OR FEEL THE WRATH OF FLAMIA!!!"
"Im not gonna apoligize to a fuckin machine....."The man replied thinking over the insults in a druggy like voice.
Flamias hands clamped on the mahine .Then she lifted up the machine and threw it on top of the man.
Then her eye twitched.
Blood splattered out from the crushed body under the machine.
Then Johnny heard a faint buzz:'Zzzzzsss.....'
The machine was running again.
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Johnny waited until Flamia went away to get his brainfreezy because he didnt want her to
"Attack"him with that----Johnny tried to remember the name---TruggleSnoff?
Johnny saw it had new flavors.
Wet snow cookie, ice milk,grappy grape,frosty peanut,icy ham,cherry doom,chocolate bubble gum.
'Wow a whole 7 flavors',Johnny thought,Which to choose?
(Do I really hafta tell ya?)
Johnny grabbed a largy largness X cup and poured in (just geuss?).
then got all his foods (the ones he got in the shit jungle of candy)on the counter next to the BrainFreezy machine.
As he thought,Flamia was sitting at the counter making the truggle sniffer
fight a dollar bill,while grinning insanly.
She had flecks of blood all over her clothes and face from the now dead,manager.
She glanced at Johnny and made the Grudge snore eat the doller bill.
"Helllooooooooo,".....She said in that kid voice while tipping her head left,not taking her eyes off the tuugie snome
"Umm...Hi..."said johnny as he set down his stuff for her to ring up .
She rung up stuff one by one saying the names and prices.
"Salsa chips...1.09.....SlimeyJimmy.....0.54....Starbubs....0.29......Pixiedicks.....0.15....Cherry doom...uh...mm..."
She paused and turned around to face a red door.
"Hey umm...Guy!!!Price check on Cherry doom freezy!!!!"she yelled and turned back around,trying to ring up the freezy.
"Ughh....99 cents you bitch!!"
Flamias eye twitched.
Then she smiled that crazy way she did when she killed the manager.
"Excuse me..."she muttered to Johnny.
Then she went inside the red door.
"ARGGHHHHHH!!!"Johnny heard the man scream."You FUCKER!!WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?"Johnny heard Flamia yell.
He saw blood splatter on the little window that was on the door.
Then Flamia came out of the door covered in even more blood.well,at least her fingernails were.
Johnny woundered if she had slit the guys throat with her nails.
"Brain freezy....99 cents."She replied to Johnny as if nothing had just happened.
"thatll be 2.15 !"Johnny grabbed his stuff and put the money in her bloody hand as she smiled happily.
As Johnny got into his car he relized that he was supposed to pay 3.06 but she charged him 2.15...
"weird"
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Johnny sat on his couch and thought about teabags and gaint snowmen blasting cheerleaders into peices.
(oookkkayyyy.....)
He ate one starbub
When MEAT interupted him again.
"Johnny."
"hrmnn?he asked with 5starbubs in his mouth."
"Did you see that clerk again?"
"yeah.why?"
"no reason.."
"she killed 2 people today.-i think"
"Anything peculiar?"
"no.why the hell are you so interested in flamia?"
"Flamia?did you say Flamia?"
"yessss"
"................"
" Meat?"
"................"
"Meat?"
"...."
"Meat how come your not talking anymore?"
Johnny walked over to meat and in the prosess stepped on Mr.Samsa.
Nny got angry and he didnt know why.
He threw MEAT at the wall.
Then Johnny walked upstairs.
As Johnny walked upstairs he thought he heard MEAT mutter something.
"Stupid possesed demon burger boy...."Johnny sighed as he reached the
room he was looking for.
The room with the people.
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"Hello ClerkY........"he grumbled as he passed the detiriorated body of 'ClerkY'
Many people in either in stray jackets and hanging on the the ceiling,or the people chained to
a wall stared at himin horror, as he passed.
He walked up and up the stairs until he was on the top floor.
at first he glared angrily at the now only half wet-wall.
how he hated that wall.
And whatever was behind it.
He walked up to his front door and looked out the broken down boarded up window.
Thinking about Squee-
He hadnt visited Squee in a while.
'Hmmm....'Johnny thought.
'I wounder if i should visit him.....'
Then Johnny was cut short by a
loud brrrvooormmm sound.
I small black and red motorcycle reared up infront of Squees house.
Then Johnny was filled with qeustion when the drive-the-motorcycle person took off the helmet.
It was Flamia.
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HitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Did you enoy chapt 2?
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:Yay!!!Flamia killed the manager with the machine!!!
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Now he cant fire her for cussing at him!!!!
*both jump up n' down*
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:I thought Id put some Mr.Samsa in the story.....
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:^_^---me
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot: 6 reveiws for us to make chapt.3 ok?
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Yeah,we need more reveiws cause 3s gonna be tricky.
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:Yeah...tell ua if you have any reqeust for the story or shit like that.
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Yep!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hiitsmeandidontknowwhoiam:no...thats not the new qoute.....Oh yeah...thanks for the reveiws...
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:yeah thats last chapt.-Yeah thanks for your support!!!
*both chase disclaimer with knifes*NO
Disclaimer:I---pant---dont own ---pant---Johnny!!!!AHHHH!!!
Happy noodle boy qoute of the chapt:FOOLS!!none such as I can be tempted with your
filthy stomach lining!!!!GRRR!
Ok..this is my first fic-thank you so much for reveiws!Ive never gotten one before...
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Johnny drove silently towards 24-7 thinking about the new phocopathic clerk,Flamia.
This time he brought his backpack of doom,because he was feeling parinoid this morning.
It was 2:03AM
He pulled up at the 24-1.Wait.1?
The seven light was fading.
He walked inside.There was no clerk.weird.
He grabbed some salsa chips,starbubs,pixiedicks & a slimeyjimmy.
On the way to the brainfreezy machine he heard a banging sound.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
he kept toward the freezy machine,turning the corners of candys shelfs,hoping to find the machine soon.
the noise grew louder.
Bang.Bang.BANG.BANG!
The closer he got the louder the infernal "bang" grew.
BANG!!BANG!!!BANG!!!!
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
'huh?'
Johnny thought he just heard someone say fuck you.
'okay......'He thought.'Moo.'
Finally-he turned the corner and saw a guy kicking the freezy machine.
Then he saw that Flamia was cussing at him.
"Fuck you!!What the mighty christ is wrong with you!?
WHY The Hell are you kicking the fucking freezymachine!?Its faarrr superior to you!
How Dare you break the holy machine and then kick it!THATS NOT GONNA FRIGIN FIX IT YOU BASTARD!!!ITS SUPPOSED TO MAKE A ZZZZZSSS SOUND YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!"
The man slowed down the kicks and started listening to her.
"YOU FUCKIN ASS BASTARD!!!!YOU --YOU--CANOT KICK THE MACHINE---FILTHY HUMAN SCUM!!!YOU PETHEDIC PEOPLE MAAKE ME SICK!
YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST FREAKS KILLING EACHOTHER AND COMMITING SUICIDE!
YOU DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS!SAY AN APOLOGIZE TO THE MACHINE YOU BASTARD OR FEEL THE WRATH OF FLAMIA!!!"
"Im not gonna apoligize to a fuckin machine....."The man replied thinking over the insults in a druggy like voice.
Flamias hands clamped on the mahine .Then she lifted up the machine and threw it on top of the man.
Then her eye twitched.
Blood splattered out from the crushed body under the machine.
Then Johnny heard a faint buzz:'Zzzzzsss.....'
The machine was running again.
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Johnny waited until Flamia went away to get his brainfreezy because he didnt want her to
"Attack"him with that----Johnny tried to remember the name---TruggleSnoff?
Johnny saw it had new flavors.
Wet snow cookie, ice milk,grappy grape,frosty peanut,icy ham,cherry doom,chocolate bubble gum.
'Wow a whole 7 flavors',Johnny thought,Which to choose?
(Do I really hafta tell ya?)
Johnny grabbed a largy largness X cup and poured in (just geuss?).
then got all his foods (the ones he got in the shit jungle of candy)on the counter next to the BrainFreezy machine.
As he thought,Flamia was sitting at the counter making the truggle sniffer
fight a dollar bill,while grinning insanly.
She had flecks of blood all over her clothes and face from the now dead,manager.
She glanced at Johnny and made the Grudge snore eat the doller bill.
"Helllooooooooo,".....She said in that kid voice while tipping her head left,not taking her eyes off the tuugie snome
"Umm...Hi..."said johnny as he set down his stuff for her to ring up .
She rung up stuff one by one saying the names and prices.
"Salsa chips...1.09.....SlimeyJimmy.....0.54....Starbubs....0.29......Pixiedicks.....0.15....Cherry doom...uh...mm..."
She paused and turned around to face a red door.
"Hey umm...Guy!!!Price check on Cherry doom freezy!!!!"she yelled and turned back around,trying to ring up the freezy.
"Ughh....99 cents you bitch!!"
Flamias eye twitched.
Then she smiled that crazy way she did when she killed the manager.
"Excuse me..."she muttered to Johnny.
Then she went inside the red door.
"ARGGHHHHHH!!!"Johnny heard the man scream."You FUCKER!!WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?"Johnny heard Flamia yell.
He saw blood splatter on the little window that was on the door.
Then Flamia came out of the door covered in even more blood.well,at least her fingernails were.
Johnny woundered if she had slit the guys throat with her nails.
"Brain freezy....99 cents."She replied to Johnny as if nothing had just happened.
"thatll be 2.15 !"Johnny grabbed his stuff and put the money in her bloody hand as she smiled happily.
As Johnny got into his car he relized that he was supposed to pay 3.06 but she charged him 2.15...
"weird"
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Johnny sat on his couch and thought about teabags and gaint snowmen blasting cheerleaders into peices.
(oookkkayyyy.....)
He ate one starbub
When MEAT interupted him again.
"Johnny."
"hrmnn?he asked with 5starbubs in his mouth."
"Did you see that clerk again?"
"yeah.why?"
"no reason.."
"she killed 2 people today.-i think"
"Anything peculiar?"
"no.why the hell are you so interested in flamia?"
"Flamia?did you say Flamia?"
"yessss"
"................"
" Meat?"
"................"
"Meat?"
"...."
"Meat how come your not talking anymore?"
Johnny walked over to meat and in the prosess stepped on Mr.Samsa.
Nny got angry and he didnt know why.
He threw MEAT at the wall.
Then Johnny walked upstairs.
As Johnny walked upstairs he thought he heard MEAT mutter something.
"Stupid possesed demon burger boy...."Johnny sighed as he reached the
room he was looking for.
The room with the people.
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"Hello ClerkY........"he grumbled as he passed the detiriorated body of 'ClerkY'
Many people in either in stray jackets and hanging on the the ceiling,or the people chained to
a wall stared at himin horror, as he passed.
He walked up and up the stairs until he was on the top floor.
at first he glared angrily at the now only half wet-wall.
how he hated that wall.
And whatever was behind it.
He walked up to his front door and looked out the broken down boarded up window.
Thinking about Squee-
He hadnt visited Squee in a while.
'Hmmm....'Johnny thought.
'I wounder if i should visit him.....'
Then Johnny was cut short by a
loud brrrvooormmm sound.
I small black and red motorcycle reared up infront of Squees house.
Then Johnny was filled with qeustion when the drive-the-motorcycle person took off the helmet.
It was Flamia.
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HitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Did you enoy chapt 2?
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:Yay!!!Flamia killed the manager with the machine!!!
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Now he cant fire her for cussing at him!!!!
*both jump up n' down*
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:I thought Id put some Mr.Samsa in the story.....
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:^_^---me
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot: 6 reveiws for us to make chapt.3 ok?
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Yeah,we need more reveiws cause 3s gonna be tricky.
0_OIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:Yeah...tell ua if you have any reqeust for the story or shit like that.
HiitsmeandIdontknowwhoiam:Yep!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
