Disclaimer:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hiitsmeandidontknowhoiam:HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!3333333333333 CHAPTERNESS!
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:I am Johnny^_^
Hiitsmeandidontknowhoiam:NO YOU ARE NOT YOU SUCKING LIVER BACK
GO MASAGE MY GECKO'S THIGH BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
OF THE APPLE YOU WOODNIP OF THE WILD LUMP!!!!!
Disclaimer:We dooonnt own anythin except flamia^_^
Happy noodle boy qoute of the chapter:This little light of mine gonna let it shine!Now,prepare for the balonga
challenge!!
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Squee was sitting on the couch talking to shmee,his perants werent home, so he
could take shmee outside his room without daddy getting angry.
DING DONG.
Squee walked up to the door and dragged a chair infront of it,so he could
climb ontop,because he was to short to look out the peekhole bye himself.
He clutched shmee and looked out the small peekhole.
Squee saw a girl with green hair,large skull earrings,and cat eyes.
She had a motorcycle helmet under her arm.
"Hellooooooooooooo?????"said the girl.
'open the door.. '"said" shmee.
squee slowly opened the door.
even though he was standing on the chair the girl was still 4 1/2 feet
taller than him. Squee got down from the chair and the girl was
REALLY tall.
"Helllo Todd!!!!!!!!"Said the girl.
she bent down and hugges him.
"W-who are you...?"said Squee,grasping Shmee.
"Dont you remember?"said the girl,"Im your cousin Flamia!"
"R-really?"
"hmmm......uhhuh!!!!"screamed the Flamia .
"Now come on,Im gonna spend the day with you!!!"She sqeuled.
Then she hugged herself.
"I took off work so we'll go anywere you want to."
"Come on!!!!!"
"Um.......Can Shmee come?"said Squee pointing at the bear lying on the floor.
"Hmm.."Do you want to come,shmee?"said the girl picking up shmee.
Flamias eye began twitching.
"Surley not....."
"yes?"
"Never!"
"Why?"
"Who...?"
Flamia put a finger to her lip.
"Hmmm...."
"I see through your cheap atempt Shmee!!!Your telling me to Burn this
house down because you are a lonley evil possessed bear!!!"
"HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!"Flamia sreeched an evil laugh.
"Come now..."With that,Flamia picked up Squee & Shmee and began
walking back to her motorcycle.
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SHRMMMMMMMVVVV!
Flamia put a helmet on squee & herself and started the engine.
"You buckle up?"said Flamia,hands grasped on the handle clutches of her motorcycle.
"uh huh..."
"ok!"
SHRRMMMVVVVVREE!
They sped off.
"Were do you wanna go Toddddddddd?"
"Um..............Im kinda hungry...."
"Ok!Were do you wanna eat?"
"umm....Can we go to Bloaty's Pizza Hog?"
"OKKKKAAYYY!"screeched Flamia as the stop light turned green.
As they sped,Squee grasped Shmee to his face and Shmee "said":
'This girl is an evil spider lady....get away!Now!Hide!'
"Stop it Shmee..."
"Yeah..Im not a evil spider lady,Shmee!"
Flamia had heard Shmee.
'But how?'thought Squee,'I thought only I could hear Shmee.'
The motor stopped Flamia got off the bike and took off her helmet.
Her light green hair fell over her face.
She brushed it away and took off Squee's helmet and helped him down.
They had arrived at Bloaty's Pizza Hog.
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"BLOATYS PIZZA BLOATYS PIZZA HOG LOTS A FUN FOR GRASS AND COWS!"
"AHHH!!!"
Flamia pointed in terror at one of the singing machanics.
"You sack of chicken!I will not tollerate your striped rebelion!cease this grassy sky and drop
the cold patatoe!or feel the wrath of my chocolate coffee beans!"
The machanic pig stood there.
it seemed the be computing(heh.i use big word.)what she had said.
then its eyes turned red and its head flew in the air.
"how did know of my rebelion!? ack!i must go!"the head rocket-jetted out the ceiling(in
the prosses blowing a hole through the ceiling)and flew away.
The body shot electicity and exploded.
Squee stared at the now burning,remainder of the pigs body.
Flamia smiled in um...kinda victory and picked up squee and sat down.
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"Moosey...moosey..moosey.."
Flamia acted very nervous when ever a machanical went by.
So she was now on the table with her chin on the edge and her arms
spread out across it the table.
Squee stared at her and hugged shmee.
"Shmee... whats wrong with her..?"
***shes insane...Run!nows your chance!RUN!then burn her.***
Luckily Flamia was too busy muttering in her moosey laungage that she didnt hear Shmee.
"No Shmee."
A machanical moose floated up to their table.
"Whada want to eating?"
"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZA!!!"
screeched Flamia,scooting away from the moose.
"Okey dokey!"
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Johnny looked out his boarded up window.
"hmm...I think I'll go get a brainfreezie..."
"No!"
"huh?"Johnny turned to Rev Meat.
"You mustnt go near that girl ever EVER!"
Johnny raised an eyebrow.
"Dont tell me what to do..."
With that,Johnny went out the door into the night.
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:sigh:
Squee was full.
he had given Shmee some pizza,so he wiped cheese off shmees mouth.
"Ahh...You know what?"Flamia said as they walked out.
"hee?"Squee said.
"We should go get a brain freezie to wash it down!"
"Brain freezie?"
"yeah-at the 24/7!Come on,I work there!"
They jumped on the motorcycle and drove off.
Squee um...squeeed all the way there because when they hoped on the motorcycle
Flamia hadnt bothered to put on either of their helmets.
"Squee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Squee squeeed as he dropped Shmee on the road.
He franticly tugged on Flamias shirt.
"Hmm?"Flamia asked.
"shit!The acorns!Theve got him!"she said, spotting Shmee.
She turned around and drove back to Shmee then she grabbed him.
"here yay go!"
Squee grasped his teddy in happiness.
(^_^ Awww...)
Then they stopped in front of a store that read: 2 1\1
"Gotta get that fuckin thing fixed..."Flamia muttered as they walked in.
Flamia stared at the ceiling as they walked in and didnt see what squee saw infront of him.
"SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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Johnny walked up to the 21/1.
he really hoped noone would bother him.
As he walked in he saw there was no clerk.
(oooo spooky)
"Brainy Freezie time.!"
Sput.sput.
Mush filled his cup.
"Yum.."
"WHADAYA MEAN SHE TOOK OFF NIGHT SHIFT?!?!" shouted a man.
A ugly man with bad skin and brown hair walked through the door.
"No body comes here at night anyway..."he muttered as he sat down in Flamia's seat.
Before going to the counter Johnny knelt down beside the dead manager under the machine.
"You deserved it."he whispered harshly to the dead mans face.
(THEN THE MANS DEAD HANDS GRABBED JOHHNYS THROAT AND SPOKE THE WORDS
O A CHIPMUNK!!!!!heh.I just kid.)
He walked up to the counter.
"You!Its your fault!THAT I HAD TO TAKE THAT FUCKERS SHIFT!!!!" said the man sitting in Flamia's seat, pointing at Johnny accusingly.
johnny was in no mood to take this so he grabbed his happy knives and did what he does.
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When Johnny had killed the man,he was just putting his knifes away when he heard the bell on
the door ring.
He turned around and saw fimilar wide eyes and heard an even more fiilar "Squee"
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Lady:Man that was short.
I hate this story so much....
I was too lazy to write the names so im called lady in this.
Please send reveiws!And please send reqeusts!
I ran out of ideas!
Now !
go!
the monkeys are attacking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiitsmeandidontknowhoiam:HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!3333333333333 CHAPTERNESS!
0_oIthinkitsmystorywhenitsnot:I am Johnny^_^
Hiitsmeandidontknowhoiam:NO YOU ARE NOT YOU SUCKING LIVER BACK
GO MASAGE MY GECKO'S THIGH BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
OF THE APPLE YOU WOODNIP OF THE WILD LUMP!!!!!
Disclaimer:We dooonnt own anythin except flamia^_^
Happy noodle boy qoute of the chapter:This little light of mine gonna let it shine!Now,prepare for the balonga
challenge!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Squee was sitting on the couch talking to shmee,his perants werent home, so he
could take shmee outside his room without daddy getting angry.
DING DONG.
Squee walked up to the door and dragged a chair infront of it,so he could
climb ontop,because he was to short to look out the peekhole bye himself.
He clutched shmee and looked out the small peekhole.
Squee saw a girl with green hair,large skull earrings,and cat eyes.
She had a motorcycle helmet under her arm.
"Hellooooooooooooo?????"said the girl.
'open the door.. '"said" shmee.
squee slowly opened the door.
even though he was standing on the chair the girl was still 4 1/2 feet
taller than him. Squee got down from the chair and the girl was
REALLY tall.
"Helllo Todd!!!!!!!!"Said the girl.
she bent down and hugges him.
"W-who are you...?"said Squee,grasping Shmee.
"Dont you remember?"said the girl,"Im your cousin Flamia!"
"R-really?"
"hmmm......uhhuh!!!!"screamed the Flamia .
"Now come on,Im gonna spend the day with you!!!"She sqeuled.
Then she hugged herself.
"I took off work so we'll go anywere you want to."
"Come on!!!!!"
"Um.......Can Shmee come?"said Squee pointing at the bear lying on the floor.
"Hmm.."Do you want to come,shmee?"said the girl picking up shmee.
Flamias eye began twitching.
"Surley not....."
"yes?"
"Never!"
"Why?"
"Who...?"
Flamia put a finger to her lip.
"Hmmm...."
"I see through your cheap atempt Shmee!!!Your telling me to Burn this
house down because you are a lonley evil possessed bear!!!"
"HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!"Flamia sreeched an evil laugh.
"Come now..."With that,Flamia picked up Squee & Shmee and began
walking back to her motorcycle.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SHRMMMMMMMVVVV!
Flamia put a helmet on squee & herself and started the engine.
"You buckle up?"said Flamia,hands grasped on the handle clutches of her motorcycle.
"uh huh..."
"ok!"
SHRRMMMVVVVVREE!
They sped off.
"Were do you wanna go Toddddddddd?"
"Um..............Im kinda hungry...."
"Ok!Were do you wanna eat?"
"umm....Can we go to Bloaty's Pizza Hog?"
"OKKKKAAYYY!"screeched Flamia as the stop light turned green.
As they sped,Squee grasped Shmee to his face and Shmee "said":
'This girl is an evil spider lady....get away!Now!Hide!'
"Stop it Shmee..."
"Yeah..Im not a evil spider lady,Shmee!"
Flamia had heard Shmee.
'But how?'thought Squee,'I thought only I could hear Shmee.'
The motor stopped Flamia got off the bike and took off her helmet.
Her light green hair fell over her face.
She brushed it away and took off Squee's helmet and helped him down.
They had arrived at Bloaty's Pizza Hog.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"BLOATYS PIZZA BLOATYS PIZZA HOG LOTS A FUN FOR GRASS AND COWS!"
"AHHH!!!"
Flamia pointed in terror at one of the singing machanics.
"You sack of chicken!I will not tollerate your striped rebelion!cease this grassy sky and drop
the cold patatoe!or feel the wrath of my chocolate coffee beans!"
The machanic pig stood there.
it seemed the be computing(heh.i use big word.)what she had said.
then its eyes turned red and its head flew in the air.
"how did know of my rebelion!? ack!i must go!"the head rocket-jetted out the ceiling(in
the prosses blowing a hole through the ceiling)and flew away.
The body shot electicity and exploded.
Squee stared at the now burning,remainder of the pigs body.
Flamia smiled in um...kinda victory and picked up squee and sat down.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Moosey...moosey..moosey.."
Flamia acted very nervous when ever a machanical went by.
So she was now on the table with her chin on the edge and her arms
spread out across it the table.
Squee stared at her and hugged shmee.
"Shmee... whats wrong with her..?"
***shes insane...Run!nows your chance!RUN!then burn her.***
Luckily Flamia was too busy muttering in her moosey laungage that she didnt hear Shmee.
"No Shmee."
A machanical moose floated up to their table.
"Whada want to eating?"
"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZA!!!"
screeched Flamia,scooting away from the moose.
"Okey dokey!"
-------------------------------------------------
Johnny looked out his boarded up window.
"hmm...I think I'll go get a brainfreezie..."
"No!"
"huh?"Johnny turned to Rev Meat.
"You mustnt go near that girl ever EVER!"
Johnny raised an eyebrow.
"Dont tell me what to do..."
With that,Johnny went out the door into the night.
-------------------------------------------------
:sigh:
Squee was full.
he had given Shmee some pizza,so he wiped cheese off shmees mouth.
"Ahh...You know what?"Flamia said as they walked out.
"hee?"Squee said.
"We should go get a brain freezie to wash it down!"
"Brain freezie?"
"yeah-at the 24/7!Come on,I work there!"
They jumped on the motorcycle and drove off.
Squee um...squeeed all the way there because when they hoped on the motorcycle
Flamia hadnt bothered to put on either of their helmets.
"Squee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Squee squeeed as he dropped Shmee on the road.
He franticly tugged on Flamias shirt.
"Hmm?"Flamia asked.
"shit!The acorns!Theve got him!"she said, spotting Shmee.
She turned around and drove back to Shmee then she grabbed him.
"here yay go!"
Squee grasped his teddy in happiness.
(^_^ Awww...)
Then they stopped in front of a store that read: 2 1\1
"Gotta get that fuckin thing fixed..."Flamia muttered as they walked in.
Flamia stared at the ceiling as they walked in and didnt see what squee saw infront of him.
"SQUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Johnny walked up to the 21/1.
he really hoped noone would bother him.
As he walked in he saw there was no clerk.
(oooo spooky)
"Brainy Freezie time.!"
Sput.sput.
Mush filled his cup.
"Yum.."
"WHADAYA MEAN SHE TOOK OFF NIGHT SHIFT?!?!" shouted a man.
A ugly man with bad skin and brown hair walked through the door.
"No body comes here at night anyway..."he muttered as he sat down in Flamia's seat.
Before going to the counter Johnny knelt down beside the dead manager under the machine.
"You deserved it."he whispered harshly to the dead mans face.
(THEN THE MANS DEAD HANDS GRABBED JOHHNYS THROAT AND SPOKE THE WORDS
O A CHIPMUNK!!!!!heh.I just kid.)
He walked up to the counter.
"You!Its your fault!THAT I HAD TO TAKE THAT FUCKERS SHIFT!!!!" said the man sitting in Flamia's seat, pointing at Johnny accusingly.
johnny was in no mood to take this so he grabbed his happy knives and did what he does.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When Johnny had killed the man,he was just putting his knifes away when he heard the bell on
the door ring.
He turned around and saw fimilar wide eyes and heard an even more fiilar "Squee"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lady:Man that was short.
I hate this story so much....
I was too lazy to write the names so im called lady in this.
Please send reveiws!And please send reqeusts!
I ran out of ideas!
Now !
go!
the monkeys are attacking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
