I don't own Hamtaro, but I do own the Hamtaro wristband that I am wearing as I type this.

Note : The following is a work of fiction based on ACTUAL happenings concerning REAL hamsters that my friend, Miss Mander, owned. Some details have been altered to enhance the story. The real names of these hamsters have been concealed and changed in order to protect their sad, warp-minded identities. Enjoy! ^.^

Another Note : The happiness of several characters will often be overexaggerated and could at some times seem sarcastic!

(I have a feeling some of you are VERY confused about my story and the title of it. The "cannibalistic" part of the title will be in affect later....and it's not as bad as some of you might be thinking.)

Ah, just so you all know, I don't watch "Hamtaro" very much at all, so I apologize if some details are incorrect.

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"Hamtaro: Cannibalistic Era"

Chapter 2: "Look Mommy, The Hamsters Are Playing Leap Frog!"

After a most delectable snack, Laura made her way happily back to her room, only to discover a rather confusing sight. She stared at the two hamsters for a moment in utter confusion, then her eyes widened with an explanation.

"Look Mommy, the hamsters are playing leap frog!," Laura shouted, her eyes still fixed on the cage.

"Oh, Laura, honey," Laura's mother started, walking into the room. "Hamsters don't play lea--AH! Oh my goodness!"

"What's wrong, Mommy?"

"Nothing, nothing," her mother replied, covering her daughter's eyes and pushing her through the doorway. "Go play in the other room right now."

"Okay!" Laura skipped off, her little innocent mind not knowing what at all was truly going on.

With a frustrated sigh, Laura's mother opened the cage and peered inside. She pulled them apart, only to be bitten by Hamtaro.

"Oh, damn it," she exclaimed, in such an out-of-character manner. "Bad hamster; I'm afraid we'll have to just do away with you."

She stuck Hamtaro in the pocket of her apron and closed the hamster cage.

"Hamtaro," Koala squeaked. "Where are you going, you jerk?!?! Is this some sort of one-night stand?!?!"

But Hamtaro couldn't here her, because Laura's mother had already left the room and entered the kitchen. She opened the door to the outside environment and set Hamtaro down.

"I'm sorry, but this is how it's got to be; I can't have my Laura exposed to such things at such an early age! She was supposed to learn it from her friends, teen magazines, and MTV like every other child!"

Hamtaro peered up at her with his saddest eyes, trying to make tears form.

"Don't do that now," the adult said firmly. "I'm sorry, but this is how it's gotta be. Now shoo!"

Hamtaro hurried off and ran under a bush in the yard. This wasn't happening! His life was ruined! Now what was he supposed to do?

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