I don't own Hamtaro, but I do own the Hamtaro wristband that I am wearing as I type this.

Note : The following is a work of fiction based on ACTUAL happenings concerning REAL hamsters that my friend, Miss Mander, owned. Some details have been altered to enhance the story. The real names of these hamsters have been concealed and changed in order to protect their sad, warp-minded identities. Enjoy! ^.^

Another Note : The happiness of several characters will often be overexaggerated and could at some times seem sarcastic!

Has anyone yet realized just how disturbing this fan fiction is? What makes it even more disturbing is that it's based on a true story...

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"Hamtaro: Cannibalistic Era"

Chapter 3: A Bloody Wound & Koala's Secret

Several weeks passed and little Laura hadn't even noticed the disappearance of her first hamster, Hamtaro. The only thing she seemed concerned with these days was playing tea party with her newest hamster, Koala.

"Would you like some tea, Mrs. Fluffy-Bottoms," Laura asked Koala, using the hamster's tea party character name that she made up (all by her little self!).

Koala, now officially downgraded by her costume (which consisted of a pink ballerina skirt that originally belonged to a Barbie doll and a black top hat), stared at the tea set in disgust. This was the 20th time she had played this game, and she was sick of it. She wasn't even feeling that well, either, for that matter.

"Why I would love some, indeed I would," Laura replied to herself, answering for Koala and changing her voice a bit to make it seem so. She then proceeded to pick up the hamster, it's outfit falling to the ground in the process. Laura squeezed Koala tightly in a hug. "I just love playing with you so much!"

If hamsters expressions could be seen clearly on their faces, one would have seen a look of pure disgust on Koala's face. She was truly repulsed.

"Do you love me, too," Laura asked, in her usual hyper-filled voice.

Koala rolled her eyes. Why, in out of all the owners in Japan, did she have to have this one? She looked up at Laura, who had a stupid smile plastered on her face, awaiting a response. Fine, Koala would give her a response--just not the one Laura had been hoping for. A smile formed on her face (as if anyone could see a hamster smile) as she opened her mouth big and wide, then bit Laura as hard as she could on her hand. She gripped Laura's hand with her teeth and didn't let go.

All at once, Laura let go of Koala and began screaming at the top of her lungs. And, even though she had let go of Koala, the hamster hadn't let go of her. Laura swung her left hand back and forth, attempting to get the hamster off of her, but it was no good.

Laura's mother raced into the room shouting, "Stop, drop, & roll, Laura!", obviously thinking there was a fire. She stopped short when she saw Laura. "Oh my, goodness gracious, what on Earth is going on here?"

But Laura didn't reply. She continued to shake her hand, now sore and bloody, trying to get that darned hamster off.

Koala, totally amused by the situation, finally let go, causing her to fly across the room and land on Laura's bed. She laughed loudly, which sounded like many high-pitched squeaks.

"Are you alright, Laura?" Laura's mother rushed over to her, inspecting her hand at once.

"Mommy, my hand hurts really bad and there's cherry Koolaid rushing from it!!!" She, obviously, had never bled before.

The mother picked up her screaming child and took her into the bathroom. She set Laura on the counter and started to apply bandages to her wound.

"I think I know why Koala bit you, sweetie. I think she might be pregnant." Laura's mother finished up with the patching-up.

"Oh, does that mean Koala is going to have kittens?" Laura hoped off the counter and ran out of the room. "Yay, kittens!"

"Um, no, not kittens...," her mother started, but it was too late to finish her sentence seeing as Laura had left the room. She just shook her head and walked back to the kitchen.

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"Yay, kittens!"

I made Laura sound SO stupid, didn't I? LOL....please review, no flames, 'kay??? Thanks! And thanks for the other reviews, too! ^.^