One day I got seriously bored. I was listening to my Phantom of the Opera original cast soundtrack. I was in a weird hyper mood. Suddenly I though of something fun to do. I'm going to translate some of the songs and lines into ghetto slang. I hope you enjoy this! It was fun writing it. If this thing offend anyone, then I'm deeply sorry. Yes, this has a ton of cursing. I gave you fair warning!
The Author,
Christi-Chan
P.s. These aren't put in order and if anyone thinks this is a slur. I promise you it's not. I'm anything but a racist. I just like the way some people talk like this. It's rather amusing if put in comedic contexts.
-Actual line-
"Joseph Buquet hold your tongue- he will burn you with the heat of his eyes."
-Ghetto Translation-
"You better shut your bitch ass up before that crazy Mother fucker nails your ass to the red carpet. You know what I'm sayin' ?"
-Actual line-
"Ladies and Gentleman please remain in your seats! Do not panic it was an accident! Simply an accident!"
-Ghetto Translation-
"Oh snap! I didn't see nothin' !"
-Actual Line-
"Christine I love you"
-Ghetto Translation-
"You got me straight trippin' boo."
-Actual Line-
"You evil woman! How dare you!"
-Ghetto Translation-
"Oh no you didn't! Step off bitch"
-Actual Line-
"She's mad"
-Ghetto Translation-
"The bitch is criz ay z! "
I'll add more later. Thank for reading.
Have a lovely day ^_^
