I don't own Hamtaro, but I do own the Hamtaro wristband that I am wearing as I type this.
Note : The following is a work of fiction based on ACTUAL happenings concerning REAL hamsters that my friend, Miss Mander, owned. Some details have been altered to enhance the story. The real names of these hamsters have been concealed and changed in order to protect their sad, warp-minded identities. Enjoy! ^.^
Another Note : The happiness of several characters will often be overexaggerated and could at some times seem sarcastic!
Wow--there are people who ACTUALLY think this story is funny! (It's hard for me to be funny...) I thought I was gonna get flamed! ^_^ *sweatdrop* Thanks for the reviews everyone!
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"Hamtaro: Cannibalistic Era"
Chapter 4: The Birth Of The Cannibalisitic Hamsters
One week and several more wounds later (Laura failed to listen to her mother when she said not to touch the hamster for a while), Laura entered her room after coming home from a super-duper day at school. She squealed in delight when she saw the contents of the cage.
"Oh my goodness, naked kittens," she shouted. (Please excuse Laura for being so terribly stupid and naïve. She isn't really as smart as she puts on.)
Actually, it wasn't at all naked kittens which scampered clumsily around the cage. They were little, naked, baby hamsters. Five of them, in fact; three boys and two girls. (One of the girls was a runt.)
Scorched by the fire of excitement, Laura called her mother to her room.
"Look Mommy, the hamster had babies! And I named them already!"
"Really," Laura's mother said, sneaking a peek into the cage. "And what did you decide to name them?"
"Well, that one there," Laura started, pointing at each hamster as she said their names. "The one that looks like the mom, I named Koala Jr. The girl that's a runt--so small, I hope she doesn't die--I named Cat 'cos she looks like a cat I had a long time ago (who, was named Cat as well... -.- )."
"I see. Quite interesting names. What about the three boys there?"
"Well, I ran out of names, so I called them Happy, Grumpy, & Sneezy."
Laura's mother raised an eyebrow. "Aren't those some of the names of the dwarves from 'Snow White'?"
"Huh," Laura asked, sticking her hand in the cage, trying to pet one of the hamsters. She only succeeded in getting bit by the overprotective mother hamster, Koala.
"Nevermind." Laura's mother left the room, rolling her eyes. Didn't her daughter know ANYTHING?
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Hmm, that chappy wasn't very funny. Oh well, please review! I'll write more soon! Watch for the next chapter where we get to see a baby hamster attack it's mother! YAY! ^.^
Note : The following is a work of fiction based on ACTUAL happenings concerning REAL hamsters that my friend, Miss Mander, owned. Some details have been altered to enhance the story. The real names of these hamsters have been concealed and changed in order to protect their sad, warp-minded identities. Enjoy! ^.^
Another Note : The happiness of several characters will often be overexaggerated and could at some times seem sarcastic!
Wow--there are people who ACTUALLY think this story is funny! (It's hard for me to be funny...) I thought I was gonna get flamed! ^_^ *sweatdrop* Thanks for the reviews everyone!
~*~*~
"Hamtaro: Cannibalistic Era"
Chapter 4: The Birth Of The Cannibalisitic Hamsters
One week and several more wounds later (Laura failed to listen to her mother when she said not to touch the hamster for a while), Laura entered her room after coming home from a super-duper day at school. She squealed in delight when she saw the contents of the cage.
"Oh my goodness, naked kittens," she shouted. (Please excuse Laura for being so terribly stupid and naïve. She isn't really as smart as she puts on.)
Actually, it wasn't at all naked kittens which scampered clumsily around the cage. They were little, naked, baby hamsters. Five of them, in fact; three boys and two girls. (One of the girls was a runt.)
Scorched by the fire of excitement, Laura called her mother to her room.
"Look Mommy, the hamster had babies! And I named them already!"
"Really," Laura's mother said, sneaking a peek into the cage. "And what did you decide to name them?"
"Well, that one there," Laura started, pointing at each hamster as she said their names. "The one that looks like the mom, I named Koala Jr. The girl that's a runt--so small, I hope she doesn't die--I named Cat 'cos she looks like a cat I had a long time ago (who, was named Cat as well... -.- )."
"I see. Quite interesting names. What about the three boys there?"
"Well, I ran out of names, so I called them Happy, Grumpy, & Sneezy."
Laura's mother raised an eyebrow. "Aren't those some of the names of the dwarves from 'Snow White'?"
"Huh," Laura asked, sticking her hand in the cage, trying to pet one of the hamsters. She only succeeded in getting bit by the overprotective mother hamster, Koala.
"Nevermind." Laura's mother left the room, rolling her eyes. Didn't her daughter know ANYTHING?
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Hmm, that chappy wasn't very funny. Oh well, please review! I'll write more soon! Watch for the next chapter where we get to see a baby hamster attack it's mother! YAY! ^.^
