Well since I got some great reviews I think I'll do more! Thank a lot you guys! I will also post these on my POTO site!

I hope you like this batch! By the way, this stuff isn't as easy to write as it seems. I'll try a song in a little while. I need to watch half baked or the one scene in Goldmember and I'll have it good!

Love,

Christi-Chan

p.s. Since forgot to write the disclaimer on the first one, here it is: I don't own any copyrights to Phantom or anything like that. Don't sue. The lyrics belongs to the wonderful Charles Hart. The lines belong to Richard Stilgoe and Andrew Lloyd Webber. The whole Phantom of the Opera book belongs to Gaston Leroux. The translations are mine! Thank you ^.~

-Actual Line-

"Why so silent good messieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good?"

-Ghetto Translation-

" Oh now y'all shut yo bitch asses up! Now that I'm back, you don't rule the fucking screet no mo biatch! Represent!"

-Actual Line-

"Good Heavens! Will you show a little courtesy?"

-Ghetto Translation-

"Yo chill! Show some respect ho!"

-Actual Line-

"Christine you must have been dreaming. Stories like this can't come true. Christine you're talking in riddles and it's not like you."

-Ghetto Translation-

"What the hell you been smokin' girl? You've been seein' some criz a z shiznit!

-Actual Line-

" He's a funny sort of spectre to except a large retainer! Nothing plainer- he is clearly quite insane!"

-Ghetto Translation-

" This crazy mo fo is trippin' if he thinks I'm gonna pay him. Forget this shit..."

-Actual Line-

"Start a new life with me buy his freedom with your love! Refuse me and you send your lover to his death!"

-Ghetto translation-

" You better choose right or I'll kill his ass. You don't fuck around with me. I'm one crazy mo fo. I already busted a cap in 2 asses. That jive ass turkey Buquet and that fat ass Piangi.