Disclaimer: Romeo and Juliet disclaimer style, DBZ oh DBZ how I long to own thee, To sing with every single praise, and be rich for my forthcoming days.

A/N: Hey, I'm back to give you more since I ended on a bit of a cliffy, and I'm not evil, well not too evil. I was thinking of writing this in my chapter yesterday, but after writing 11:30 P.M. to 7:00 A.M. I was tired. Any ways hope you enjoy this chapter there's going to be a few surprises.

Let's get this straight "" talking **telepathy

"Are you sure you want to go to Earth," Bulma asked yet again, her hope diminishing more and more as they were nearing the landing pad.

"Woman, for the last time, yes! I am the prince of all saiyans, you will not change my mind," his tail started twitching in agitation.

Bulma sighed in defeat following about a step behind him. She stood almost dejectedly as she watched him get into the space pod next to hers. Guess he would have found out the truth sooner or later she reasoned looking at her feet as if they could solve all her problems. She mustered up her strength and silently trudged her way to the space pod.

Behind the glass of her own pod Sei looked at her friend with a look of understanding. Poor Bulma she wouldn't have traded places with her for all the food in the universe (remember for saiyans that's a BIG deal).

Once they were all settled in, all four were soon succumbing to a deep dreamless sleep that was artificially enhanced by their space pods. So started to tale of the most unlikely band of travelers in the universe.

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"Prince Vegeta are you awake?" the feminine computer voice came from inside the pod Vegeta mumbled, "We are nearing the planet known as Arlia. Do you wish to stop as previously planned?" the computer continued.

"Yes," he directed his attention to the ship stretching his previously dormant muscles, "Get the others on line." The computer beeped in response, to show that all ships were being contacted "Sei, Bardock, Bulma wake up we're going to stretch our legs a bit on a planet known as Arlia."

The speakers blared loudly in Bulma's pod. She stretched out, and yawned. When had she last woken up?

All her muscles were cramped, and there was hardly any room to stretch out in her space pod. She guessed a little walk would be nice, anything but sleeping.

She cracked her neck, and leaned forward looking at the red planet in front of her it was so plain, but intriguing at the same time her tail whipped around her in anticipation, meeting a new species was always full of scientific discoveries.

Once she got to her lab back home she could write a novel on saiyans and their different lifestyles and technology. She wondered if they Arlians resembled humans as the Saiyans did, if hey were stronger, smarter, or if they even had a proper civilization.

The ground was coming nearer, and Bulma screamed from the impact when the pod smashed into the ground. The soil gave way as the pod continued it's rapid decent until it started to slow and finally halted. Bula's door slowly opened blowing the disturbed rocks and sand away from it with a whoosh.

Bulma somewhat shakily stood up and flew to where the others were, and stood to the back left of Vegeta. She was looking around at her new surroundings, which were practically deserts and cliffs, when her sensitive hearing picked up a sound similar to footsteps to the right of her. Not long after a weak ki blast came hurdling towards them out of nowhere.

Vegeta sensing it easily deflected it into a cliff. Coming from behind the cliffs and out pulling themselves out from the sand a whole army of giant bugs surrounded and started shooting. Bulma, and the rest of the gang got the hint and surrounded themselves with ki shields.

A mentionable amount of Arlians stood around them firing. Each shot of about five rounds succeeding in making the air around them filled with a smoke wall. The leader of the group stepped forward with a cocky look on his face, sure that they had most definitely defeated to so called threat, and waiting to see what color the pile of ashes would be when the smoke cleared (he's a weird man or uh... Arlian OK)

He was startled when figures started appearing in the smoke, and then became clearly visible as four smirking saiyans tails wrapped around there waist.

"Surrender in the name of our king are face the wrath of us!" the Arlian leader shouted after he got composed.

Bardock got into the position to jump his lip curling in a malicious smirk in anticipation of his first kill in Arlia, but as he was about to take off the leaders head he heard Vegeta's voice* Bardock, let's have some fun*

Bardock gave a quick look at Vegeta before nodding and, went from his jumping position into one that looked like a royal bow. Vegeta stepped up "We surrender," he held out his hands.

Bulma was extremely confused to why Vegeta would surrender to a bunch of giant big ugly bugs whom he could easily defeat, but then again she had long stopped questioning Vegeta's ways, and decided to play along for now.

They marched along the featureless desert frontier, after a while it seemed as if every cliff and grain of sand were the same. The finally arrived at a stone coliseum the leader stopped and dragged his breath in and puffed his scrawny little exoskeleton chest out as if he were going to make a great speech.

"Take the men to the dungeon, they will fight tonight, as for the women" he continued, "even though they are quite ugly they seem to be strong I am sure the king will be able to make use of them,"

Bardock and Vegeta both growled at this even knowing the women were more then capable of taking care of themselves. Vegeta stopped in mid growl 'why should I care if that woman is be taking away she's been nothing but trouble from the beginning?!?! It's only the fact I want answer that's the only reason he said reasoning with himself'



Bardock watched as the women were dragged off glad to see the bugs weren't touching them anywhere inappropriate. Vegeta just feigned emotion until they were escorted to the dull dark dungeon where there were even more of those pesky little bug creatures.

Just think of it this way Vegeta thought to himself they'll all be dead by morning a cruel smirk twisted on his face he kept his usual calm demeanor and leaned against the wall with his arms crossed.

Bardock on the other hand was having no problem ignoring the "bugs" that peaked out around the bars studying the saiyans with curiosity. He flicked his tongue over his incisors as he started stretching preparing for the battle to come. He wondered if these Arlians would taste better ki blasted or raw.

~ Bulma and Sei were escorted to a beautiful room complete with a waterfall bathing area. Women there were barely even clothed they were mostly Arlian, but there was the occasional exotic alien.

Some even looked human, but were purple instead of the traditional tan. An Arlian woman came up to them with two identical outfits one red and one black, they both had a thick strip of material that got thicker to cover most of their breast, the cloth then merged into one strip that covered the belly button, and connected the top to the long flowy skirt that hung low on the women's hips with slits up to mid thigh. They both changed without modesty in front of the other women.

You will both watch the fight tonight the Woman instructed. You will stand by our king wearing these as you watch your mates die, a cruel smirk formed on her face.

Bulma cleared her throat to let the woman know she was about to speak, " Have no mistake I arrived with prince Vegeta but he is not my mate, and he surely is much stronger than your king,"

"Silence!" The woman raised her hand to slap Bulma, and Bulma let it hit. She saw the smirk go off the woman face as she cradled her hand. The women in the room gasped as they Bulma's face had not moved a centimeter and there was no obvious reddening. "I'm sorry was that supposed to hurt?" Bulma asked with sarcastic innocence.

The Woman looked at her in horror as she ran out of the room making little pouty noises over her hand. It comes to no surprise that Bulma did not like her.

They sighed waiting was so boring. " Just think of it this way soon we'll be able to show our power." Sei said to comfort her friend. They smirked the masquerade would go on for now, but they would have there sweet revenge later.

~Approximately 4 hours 32 minutes and 6 seconds later.

"Come," the guards said urging Vegeta, and Bardock out of the cell by poking them with their giant spears that Vegeta guessed they thought actually posed as a threat.

Vegeta, and Bardock deliberately moved slow to annoy the guards, they soon entered the ring a few bugs were gathered in the ring itself some holding spears, and others holding the ki blasting guns they had seen earlier this was to easy.

Vegeta looked towards the stand there were millions of bugs watching, but the most captivating sight of all was the blue haired woman setting beside the King. Her skin seemed creamy and smooth her long tresses were gently tossing in the wind her outfit left almost nothing to the imagination he noticed with a devious smirk.

Vegeta pulled his eyes away with a quick jerk. The woman was ugly just as she always was and always would be. Bardock had seen his mate in less but it was always a treat to see her in something 'special' he sent a wink up to her.

He pulled himself together if he made this entertaining for her he might get a special "treat". He turned his attention back to fighting every muscle ached to moving, and hit. The king held up a red flag and brought it down quickly, in signal that the fight had started.

The aliens immediately started shooting, and throwing spears Vegeta, and Bardock joined in soon after shooting ki blast they then raised there ki, and killed everyone that was in the arena, and even some in the stands. It was so pathetic absolutely none of them served a good challenge for them and they were so looking forward to a fight. They sighed and decided to make a game of who could blast the most people in the stands

Bulma and Sei looked at each other simultaneously they shot a ki blast directly at he king who seemed to serve as no challenge and was quite useless. His body fell to the ground with the ashes that use to be his head.

Vegeta let all the few that had not been shot yet escape he'd get them later right now he was hungry as was everyone else.

"I've never eaten a king before," she said staring at the remains. Usually Bulma did not have bugs in her diet, but her saiyan side was so hungry Vegeta was starting to look like a giant drum stick.

They decided to eat the king and his soldiers raw, saying they had wasted enough time. It was soon time for them to leave the desolate planet known as Arlia.

They went to the spot where their spaceships had been to find they had been confiscated, which was not totally surprising.

The guys, and girls went to get out the remote when he girls noticed something. With their new barely there outfit there wasn't exactly much room for a remote.

"Bardock, Bulma, and I didn't exactly have room for our remotes" Sei chimed up.

Bardock, put his fingers to the bridge of his nose, "It won't be very comfortable, but you can ride with me,"

Sei threw her arms around her mate then backed off and poked him in the chest. "Remind me I owe you a "treat" she said walking very seductively to the pod.

"Uh, Vegeta," Bulma said somewhat anxiously.

"No way in Hell woman!" Vegeta said walking to HIS pod.

Next Chapter: We all know Vegeta will cave. Or at least you do now. What will happen when he's stuck in a ship with skimpily dressed Bulma Review and find out

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