Chapter 2 Blondes Have No Reason To Shave Their Head

Ron had been released from the hospital wing, but after all of his classes for the day. He had been thinking in his dorm room. Now he had finished thinking, and now he would start to fulfill his second plan.

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Draco Malfoy sat in his chair. He looked out the window, the same one that he had pushed the weasel out of. He was thinking about what the weasel had said before he pushed him out the window. He was talking about killing Harry Potter. And now after he thought about it, the plan he had said was actually quite brilliant.

If only he could talk to Weasley..

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Harry and Hermione walked down the hall together, and they bumped into
Ron. Ron had finished his second plan. His head was completely shaven. Hermione fell to her knees and screamed,

"GLORY HALLELJUAH!" Harry looked hurt.

"But, Ron," he whimpered. "I thought we were going to have the same
hairstyle and pretend to be twins." Ron and Hermione stared at Harry.

"Your hairstyle sucks," replied Ron, after an awkward silence. Harry ran off crying.

"I think Harry is the one with brain damage," remarked Hermione, after
she and Ron laughed at Harry for a minute. "I have to go to the library now for homework. See you later."

"Okay. Bye," replied Ron. He tried to slick his hair back, but then he
remembered he didn't have any. Suddenly Draco Malfoy appeared.

"Ah, if only other people who did not have blonde hair shaved their heads. Blonde is the only decent hair color, so if you don't have blonde hair, you may as well just shave it all off. You are very smart, Ronald. Now about that plan of yours-"

"What plan?" Ron interrupted.

"The plan you were talking about before I pushed you out the window,"
Draco replied.

"Who are you? Explain to me my plan, because the nurse said I must have lost my memory when I fell, because I don't remember my name."

"Oh," Draco said, trying to hide his happiness. "Well never mind then." He left Ron alone in the hallway. Ron smiled an evil smile. He was mad at Draco for pushing him out the window, so he would just do his plan alone! Then Ron would get all the credit! He nearly skipped back up to his dorm room.