Chapter 3
But I Am Stupid
Draco skipped as he left Ron in the hallway. He was very happy. Ron had lost his memory!!! Now Ron didn't know what his plan was, so he would't do it! So now Draco could execute Ron's plan and get all the credit! Draco could hardly wait until February 30th.
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Ron was heading back up to his dorm room with Hermione after a long days work of schoolwork. They hadn't seen Harry all day, and they were having a marvelous time without him. They went through the Fat Lady and saw Harry in the common room.
"Look what I did, Ron!" he shouted happily. Harry's head was shaven. Ron screamed, at first like a boy, then like a girl, then like some sort of animal like a cow, then like some sort of foreign being unknown to man. Hermione laughed at Ron's funny scream, then she ran off to get earplugs.
"Now we can be twins, Ron!" said Harry.
"Okay, Harry, tomorrow I am going to wear a wig, okay? So if you want
to be twins, you have to wear a wig too!" Ron said, trying to hold back another scream.
"Okay!" said Harry. He clapped his hands in glee.
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The next morning at breakfast, Ron saw Harry wearing a wig.
"Harry, that is a girl's wig," said Ron, who wasn't that surprised. He
counted the days until February 30th. Only four more days of seeing this stupid person. He couldn't wait.
"Harry, remember Malfoy is going to try to kill you on the evening of
February 30th, so you have to go to the Forbidden Forest then, okay?"
"Okay." As long as Harry was in the Forbidden Forest on the night of
February 30th, he could execute his evil plan..
Draco skipped as he left Ron in the hallway. He was very happy. Ron had lost his memory!!! Now Ron didn't know what his plan was, so he would't do it! So now Draco could execute Ron's plan and get all the credit! Draco could hardly wait until February 30th.
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Ron was heading back up to his dorm room with Hermione after a long days work of schoolwork. They hadn't seen Harry all day, and they were having a marvelous time without him. They went through the Fat Lady and saw Harry in the common room.
"Look what I did, Ron!" he shouted happily. Harry's head was shaven. Ron screamed, at first like a boy, then like a girl, then like some sort of animal like a cow, then like some sort of foreign being unknown to man. Hermione laughed at Ron's funny scream, then she ran off to get earplugs.
"Now we can be twins, Ron!" said Harry.
"Okay, Harry, tomorrow I am going to wear a wig, okay? So if you want
to be twins, you have to wear a wig too!" Ron said, trying to hold back another scream.
"Okay!" said Harry. He clapped his hands in glee.
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The next morning at breakfast, Ron saw Harry wearing a wig.
"Harry, that is a girl's wig," said Ron, who wasn't that surprised. He
counted the days until February 30th. Only four more days of seeing this stupid person. He couldn't wait.
"Harry, remember Malfoy is going to try to kill you on the evening of
February 30th, so you have to go to the Forbidden Forest then, okay?"
"Okay." As long as Harry was in the Forbidden Forest on the night of
February 30th, he could execute his evil plan..
