Legal Crap (Disclaimer!): I don't own Digimon or Dungeons and Dragons. I swear! So, haffa nice day, and don't sue me!

Jen: Helloooo! We're finally getting this party started!

Yama: I thought you were supposed to post on Fridays.

Jen: Well, I really wanted to start, so work with me. I may not post this Friday, depending on how many reviews I get to forward the story. So the next post will either be on the 25th of July or the 1st of August. Oh, I also won't post on the 22nd of August because I'll be on vacation, just so you know not to bother checking.

Yama: I'm sure your readers are very interested in your personal life, Jen.

Jen: Would you zip it, Yama?! Well, I think I confused everyone in the last post. That little story was just an example, and, although Davis appriciates the votes to keep him alive-

Yama: -and I appriciate the votes to send him to Digital Limbo-

Jen: -that was all a tool to help you understand my system. And you all got the point very well! So, now it's on to my-or should I say, our-wonderful story!

Yama: You use your adjectives lightly, don't you, Jen?

Jen: ...Please excuse me while I pound Yama with the nearest heavy object.

Yama: !!!! Actually, I think it's time to start the fic, don't you? Jen?! Uh, enjoy! I'll see you in the flip side-hopefully!!!!!

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Enter the Chaos

"You've got mail!"

Huh, Izzy thought, it looks like someone sent me a new virus warning. Why do people insist on creating those horrific pests? However, as Izzy was soon to discover, this virus was not an ordinary one....

BRIIIING!!! RIIIIIING!!! BRRRRIIIIIING!!!

Jen sighed irritably and put her pencil down. Why do people always call in the middle of an inspired writing session? she wondered as she reached for the phone. "Moshi moshi," she said, using a traditional Japanease phone greeting. The caller used no such formalties.

"JEN! There's a repulsive virus rampaging through the net!" Izzy informed her. Jen sighed. She was used to Izzy calling her to report the newest tech happenings.

"I see," she replied patiently. Her calmness must have irritated Izzy, because he sounded even more earnest when he told her to come over. Now. Her writing session would have to wait.

"I'm going to Izzy's," Jen told her Mother as she walked out the door. It wasn't much of a walk, because they both lived in the Odaiba Mansion, an apartment complex, on level seven.

"Take a look at this," Izzy was telling her a moment later. He pulled up a list of websites that he had bookmarked and clicked on one. "This is a BSB for users with Pineapple computers. Or at least it used to be. Now it's about yodeling." He clicked the refresh button. "And now it seems to be featuring alpacas."

Jen gaped at him in astonishment. "What does it mean?!" she demanded. Izzy gave her a serious look.

"It means," he explained, "that a deadly virus is distorting the information on the net."

"Is that like Diaboromon?" Jen asked worridly. Izzy shook his head.

"No, he deleated data. This virus is changing it around."

Suddenly, the website disappeared by itself. There was a shocked silence.

"Then again, perhaps it can deleate data after all."

"Let me see," Jen requested. She clicked on another link on Izzy's bookmark list. "ARRGH!"

Izzy's face turned an odd mixture of white and red as he grabbed the mouse from Jen and clicked the X button, deleating the site from view. "What the heck is THAT doing on your favorites list?!" Jen gave the redhead an accusing look.

"I s-swear, that was a Tech Times News website! The virus caused t-that atrocity to show up! Honest! I never-" Izzy was cut off by a loud beeping. He paused in his defensive speech and pulled his Digivice out of his pocket. Jen did the same. Izzy shouted in alarm as Jen began to dissolve before him. In an instant, the 16-year-old, five-foot-and-seven-inches girl, with her soft brown hair that spilled down the the middle of her back with the bright blonde highlights in her bangs and her big, gentle brown eyes with their long lashes had completely disappeared. Before Izzy could wonder what had happened to her, he began to evaporate as well.

A loud buzzing that reverberated in his skull awoke Izzy. He wondered what had happened and how much time had passed as he opened his eyes. "AHHHH!"

"WOAH!" Startled by Izzy's scream, Tentomon jump away from his human.

"Oh, Tentomon! Don't frighten me like that! Seeing two big green eyes as soon as one wakes is not appealing!" Izzy said in relief.

"I'm frightened enough already as it is!" Tentomon replied nervously as he settled himself by his partner's side. Suddenly Izzy realized where he was.

"I never opened a Digiport.... So when I dissolved, I ended up in the Digital World! But how? And where's Jen?!"

"Oh, she's here too," Tentomon reported. He pointed his talon over Izzy's shoulder. Sure enough, there she lay. Izzy got to his feet and brushed the sand from his clothes. They were in a digital desert.

"Um, do you really have to wake her up?" Tentomon asked tensely.

"Now, Tentomon," Izzy scolded.

"But you know what she always does!" Tentomon protested.

"I know you like her as much as she likes you, Tentomon," Izzy said. Tentomon shook his head.

"I just wish she'd show her affection in a different way," Tentmon sighed. Ignoring this, Izzy knelt down beside his fellow digidestined and gently shook her awake.

"Mmmm," Jen muttered as she opened her eyes. Like Izzy, the first thing she saw was the bug-like Digimon. "TENTOMON!" she cried happily. Without further ado, she caught the vaccine Digimon in a tight hug, nearly squeezing the life out of him.

"Gyuh," he gasped. Izzy hid a smile behind his hand.

"I'm so glad to see you, Tentomon!" Jen continued. Suddenly, the large smile vanished from her face. "But what are you doing here? Or, what are we doing here?" She looked from left to right, taking in the desert with a striken expression on her face. "Izzy!" she said desperately, depending on him for an explaination.

"I don't know any more than you do," Izzy admitted. He looked at his Digimon. "Do you know what's going on?" Before Tentomon could answer, a loud crashing sound caught their attention. It was Greymon, and on his back...

"Hey, you two!" Tai called. Kari and Gatoomn waved at them. A while later they were sitting with Jen, Izzy, and Tentomon,

"No way! You two, like," Tai waved his hand as he searched for a decent adjective, "disappeared too?!"

"That's correct," Izzy answered grimly. "It's plausible that the other Digidestineds were transported to the Digiworld as well. Let me see your D3, Kari." Sure enough, brightly colored dots were displayed on the screen. Everyone was in the Digiworld. "We're the largest group, so the new Digidestineds will hopefully lead everyone to us. Then we can try to analyze the situation."

"Yeah, but it looks like Tera isn't here," Tai pointed out.

"Maybe only the Japanease Digidestineds showed up," Jen suggested.

"Mimi's here," Tai pointed out.

"She's a Japanease Digidestined. She just happens to be in America."

"Tera's in America."



"She's an American Digidestined in America."

"Whatever," Tai muttered darkly.

Sure enough, everyone did eventually come to them, but they weren't getting very far.

"They need us to kick someone's butt, so they transported us here!" Davis cried.

"Great, Davis, but who is 'they'?" Cody asked.

"And who's butt are we supposed to be kicking, hmm?" Hawkmon added. Galemon, Jen's pink, fish/flower looking vaccine Digimon nodded in agreement, causing bells to ring from her long, flower-like ears.

"Well I say it's some kind of trick. Some evil Digimon is trying to sike us out," Matt declaired.



"Why bother?" Joe asked.

"If the evil Digimon is powerful enough to pull this off, then why not just attact us?" Yolei wondered.

"Remember, we don't know that it's an evil Digimon yet," TK reminded them.

"What else could it be?" Kari wondered. Suddenly, the desert started to warp. Soon, the group found themselves sitting in a large canyon. Jen and Izzy looked at each other and nodded.

"It's a virus," Jen stated. Everyone was panicing and took no notice of her.

"OHMYGAWD!!!" Mimi cried. "What just happened?!"

"It's an evil socorer Digimon! We're DOOOOMED!" Yolei shouted in her distress.

"Hey. HEY! LISTEN TO ME!" Jen said loudly. "CALM DOWN! Q~U~I~E~T!!!!!" Silence finally fell over the group. Jen took a deep breath. "It's a virus," she repeated.

"A virus Digimon?" Mimi asked after she had settled down. Izzy shook his head.

"No, a computer virus. There's one on the net now that reassembles and deleates data constantly. My theory is that it passed from our world to the Digiworld via the internet."

"Is that possible?" Yolei mused. Izzy nodded.

"Remember, all the dimensions are intertwined. Ours and the Digiworld are especially close. Allow me to explain." With that, Izzy reached for the backpack that normally stored his laptop, but it wasn't there. "Oh, no! I forgot to bring it! After all, I did turn to vaporware in my room! How am I supposed to function under these primitive conditions?!"

While Jen tried to calm Izzy down, Joe took his place as the explaination-giver. "Izzy showed us this a long time ago," he said as he picked up a stick. With it, he drew two circles, adding in longitude and latitude. "Now, you'll have to use your imagination a bit, but if you were to put one of these on top of the other...."

"The lines match up," Ken realized. Joe nodded.

"So it is possible for the virus to pass to the Digiworld," Sora concluded.

"That's right," Izzy said. "And because the Digital World is made of data, this virus is terribly deadly."

"Is it possible that the virus warped you here?" Wormmon asked.

"It's possible that the virus warped every Digidestined here," Izzy answered. "And, while it's unlikely becuase you need a Digivice to enter the Digiworld, it could be possible for regular people to be warped here."

"You mean I may see my Mom duking it out with a Digimon?" Tai chimed in. "Poor Digimon! My Mom might test our dinner on him." Then he grew serious. "This could get ugly."

"So what do we do about it? How do you fight a virus?" Gomamon asked. There was a period of thoughtful silence. Suddenly Izzy realized that they were all looking at him.

"Well, I don't know yet. Perhaps it has to be deleated by someone in our world, or maybe it took a physical shape here. If it has, then we can locate it and fight it. However, there's no way to know for sure yet."

"Well, we're not getting anywhere just sitting here!" Davis announced. "Let's split up and look around!"

"Davis, we might find ourselves being transported anywhere at any second. It may be best to try to stay together as long as we can," Joe said.

"Yeah, but he is right about us not getting anywhere," Matt pointed out.

"Hey, look what Gabumon and I found," Biyomon cried. Everyone looked at each other briefly before getting up and running towards her. "It's like a cave!"

Well, it was like a cave, but.... Not really. A strange blue light shone from the ceiling, and the walls were covered with fuzzy green moss. There was a pool of clean water in the middle. Cody leaned over it.

"There's something strage-looking down there," he muttered.

"No, Davis is still up here," Matt joked.

"Very funny," Davis snapped. He joined Cody by the waterside. "I can hardly see, but there is something down there."

"I'll check it out," Tai said, removing his shirt.

"That's absolutely crazy!" Jen protested.

"She's right, Tai!" Agumon agreed.

"I'm going. It could be something important!" Tai stubbornly said.

"I! I won't let you!" Joe cried. "It's just stupid!"

"Oh, we'll see about that," Tai muttered as he took off his socks and shoes. He walked towards the pool.

"You idiot! So stubborn! Don't do it!" Joe warned

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Jen: Okay, here are your choices today!

A. Tai will jump into the pool. (1,2,3)

B. Joe will try to stop him. (4,5,6)

Jen: So, our adventure begins! Sorry, I wanted it to be funnier, but I had to set up a serious vibe to get the danger of the situation across. It will get funnier as crazy things start to happen! I promise! And who makes crazy things happen? YOU! So send me a yummy review! See you next Friday! Or next, next Friday, depending on the number of reviews and how lazy I feel! ^^