I probably should have said this before, but it occurred to me while talking to some friends, I am writing this as a 6th book so in less you don't mind having all the surprises in the 5th book revealed I would wait to read this until after you've read that. As you can already tell from some of the things I've mentioned. Anyway here it is:

DorkyandProud

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story except the Wilsons the rest belong to JK Rowling.

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Harry walked into Grimmuald Place and fought back the tears, everything looked the same but Sirius was gone. "Harry!" Hermione and Ron screamed.

Immediately Mrs. Black's picture on the wall began to scream, "FILTHY MUDBLOODS-MY SONS DEAD AND YOU STILL WON'T LEAVE- SERVES HIM RIGHT- THE TRAITOR- THAT'S WHAT TRAITORS GET!" Mr. Weasley ran over to the picture and desperately tried to close the curtain that went over it. Harry closed his eyes and remembered a year back the first time he'd come there when Sirius was the only person who could get the curtain closed. Several minutes later, after much struggling, Mr. Weasley closed the curtain around the old witch and the screaming ceased.

Harry exhaled and opened his eyes, and Ron and Hermione helped them bring his stuff upstairs. They were in the same dark room as last time with the empty portrait hanging on the wall. Harry fell back and laid on the bed and Ron sat down on his bed next to him, while Hermione sat in a chair in the corner. "So how's your summer been, tell me everything, how'd it go with that girl, huh?" Ron said with a half smile as he nudged him in the side with his elbow.

"GIRL!" Said Hermione shocked. Harry had conveniently left Emma out in all his letters to her that summer which, as said previously, had gotten pretty sparse.

"Uh, yea, a witch our age moved in down the street," Harry said awkwardly, trying not to look Hermione in the eyes.

"Oh," Hermione said looking kind of out of place in the middle of the guy talk, "I see." Hermione had grown up over the past summer, she had always looked young, and now looked more her age. "So you don't like Cho any more?"

Harry shrugged, "Anyway, Harry, huh?"

"Everything was fine till tonight."

"What happened?"

"Well we were sitting on the swings at the park, talking about my Aunt and Uncle or something, and she just fell of and started screaming."

"Was she okay?" Ron said, by this point Hermione was awkwardly standing off to the side.

"Well that's the thing, I went over to make sure and ask if she was okay, and she got really mad and ran off."

"What?"

"Yea I said something and turned and she was gone just like that."

"Weird."

"Oh yea and I sent her an owl and she must of gotten it because Hedwig came back and it was gone, but she didn't even bother to write back!"

"Gosh, girls, what's wrong with them!"

"Uh-um!" coughed Hermione loudly.

"Oh sorry," Ron said a little embarrassed.

"I think you guys shouldn't suppose, especially when you don't know what's going on!" Hermione said, defending her sex.

"Oh! So that's it, she's PMSing!" Ron said loudly.

Hermione's face became bright red and her eyes widened, as she let out a big breath and stiffened her body. If there is one thing you never say in front of a girl it is that any girl her or otherwise is or was PMSing. "OH! IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK! YOU SUPPOSE IF A GIRL EVER GETS ANGRY, IT COULDN'T BE YOU OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S BOTHERING HER! YOU JUST SUPPOSE IT'S A 'GIRL PROBLEM' HUH? HUH?"

Both Harry and Ron were scared, they hadn't seen Hermione this mad since when Ron tried to get her to go to the Yule Ball and she already had a date and they wouldn't leave her alone. They had definitely struck a nerve. With that she ran from the room and stormed upstairs to the room she shared with Ginny.

"Well I'm beat!" Harry announced.

"Yea I bet, it's nearly 3 in the morning!"

Harry went over to his trunk and pulled out and old pair of sweat pants and an oversized, faded, blue t-shirt, which he changed into and jumped into bed. Ron had been in his sleepwear when Harry had arrived and got into bed and turned out the light sitting on the night stand. "G-night, Harry."

"Night!"

The next morning Harry and Ron trudged down stairs and sat down at the kitchen table for breakfast. Hermione and Ginny were both already there, their hair was both pulled back in a pony tail, and they both had unmistakable glares on their faces. "I guess somebody was up last night talking about us," Ron whispered to Harry.

"I heard that, but don't worry I'm not PMSing so I won't chew you out," Ginny said angrily.

With that Hermione and Ginny both stood up and brought there dishes to the sink. "Thank you, Mrs. Weasley."

"Yea, thanks Mom, sorry we can't stay but the guys might accuse us of more stuff," Ginny said as she kissed her mom on the cheek.

"What was that about?" Mrs. Weasley said as she handed the boys two large plates of pancakes.

Well, ummm..." Ron was trying to figure out a nice way to say this to his mother, "I kind of made the mistake of... well, of saying some girl was PMSing."

"YOU DIDN'T!"

Just then Mr. Weasley walked in, "Oh, I did that once bad mistake really gets girls mad, I think all guys do it once, I know I learned my lesson!"

"So we really screwed up? What should we do to get her to forgive us?" Ron asked.

"All I can say is a really sincere apology," Mrs. Weasley said shaking her head in disappointment at her son.

"But I didn't say anything!" Harry said defensively.

"Did you do anything in her defense?" Mr. Weasley asked.

"Well no but..."

"Then you're just as bad as him."

"So we should go and apologize?" Ron asked.

"Or you could wait it out," Mrs. Weasley suggested.

"How long will that take?" asked Ron.

"I don't know, but they seemed pretty mad, might be a day or two," Mrs. Weasley told them. The boys looked at Mr. Weasley with a face that asked if that was true and Mr. Weasley bit his lip and nodded.

"Well I guess we'll go apologize, right Ron, 'cause I know I for one don't want to wait it out."

"Yea, yea, let's go." Both of them sulked up the stairs to beg for forgiveness.

Hermione and Ginny agreed on the terms that the boys admitted they'd learned a lesson and wouldn't do it again and they agreed without a second thought. Later that night Harry stared up at the ceiling and wondered what was wrong with Emma but slipped into sleep before he had a good guess.

The rest of the summer passed by quickly and without any major occurrence, members of the order would come and go but other then that nothing. There wasn't any information shared with any one outside the order, meaning Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, or anyone else who new of it's existence but was not a part, concerning Voldemort or his followers nor did Harry's scar hurt anymore then usual. No the summer was closing without a hitch and the following day they were going to Kings Cross. About a week before Mrs. Weasley had once more made a trip to Diagon Alley to get their school supplies including their new Defense Against the Dark Arts book, Defense for Dark Times by Gwendle Athley, while the name was a little intimidating, it was good to know they were finally learning what they would really need.

Harry and Ron were packing their things while Hermione sat and looked over Defense for Dark Times. "You know I really like this book, it might just be the best yet!"

"Really, what does it have to compete with?" asked Ron.

"Well, Professor Lupin's was pretty good," answered Hermione.

"True."

"Anyway sounds like we'll be doing a lot of practice."

"Sounds good to me, but I guess that means no more DA," Harry said, a little sad that the club he'd become so found of would end.

"I don't know about that not all people are going to be taking the N.E.W.T.s and could do with some practical training."

"Yea I guess," said Harry hopefully.

The night went on and they finally finished packing and went to sleep. The next day was going to be busy; after all they were going back to Hogwarts.

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I hope you enjoyed I realize not much happened here but hopefully it was at least entertaining. I promise the next one will unravel a little more or at least build up more curiosity. Anyway, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!