Team Sprocket
"Are you sure about this, Betty? I mean, breaking a man out of jail is pretty dangerous. This is a maximum security prison, you know."
"Krames, we have to do this. There's no other way!"
"All right, let's go then."
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John Dough
Julia Bobberts was Pellet Town's only news reporter, but she did a very good job.
"The famous giant golden cookie statue will be moving from it's current home at the Chips Of Soy factory to the Pellet Town museum today. The move is to celebrate the cookie's 50th birthday. It will take a total of 5 semi trucks to move the 100-foot diameter statue. Its value is estimated at over 8 million dollars.
"In other news, the local Pellet Town Jail was broken in to by two masked bandits with high power water guns yesterday. While they didn't steal anything, they did break out a 3 time convicted cereal killer, Flammable The Cannibal. When asked about why the bandits weren't stopped the Chief Of Police said, 'They struck during our daily 24 hour long doughnut break! We weren't even there!'
"The surveillance tape from inside the jail shows that the bandits were extremely fat and they wore heavy red and white coats. They also had fluffy white beards and a sleigh with 8 magical flying reindeer attached. If you see anybody that fits this description, please call the police at the Pellet Town Clunkin' Doughnuts Store."
"The police in this town are worthless. They're always on a doughnut break when you need them the most." John Dough said in disgust as he turned off the TV.
John Dough was a very small yet clever kid. He always outsmarts his teachers at school and has won many different Game Shows like Who Wants To Beat Up A Millionaire and Survivor: Preschool.
"The fugitive cereal killer may be my chance to finally make a difference in this town. If I can catch him, people will start to respect me. But how will I do this?"
John sat down on his couch. "Whoa! What did I sit on?" He got up and looked at where he tried to sit. "The Newspaper. The headline says 'Cereal Superstore Opens Up In Northern Pellet Town' Well, the best place to look for a fugitive cereal killer will probably be there. I better not waste any time. I've got to go there right now!"
John grabbed his Pokeballs and ran out his front door, on his way to the Superstore.
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James Blond
James Blond slowly walked out to his mailbox. It was a very nice day, but he still had a feeling that something bad was going to happen. He didn't know why, but his feelings were usually right.
James reached in to his mailbox and pulled the contents out. "Bill.bill.love letter.bill.bill.death threat from cold finger.bill.candy bar? Who would mail me a candy bar?"
James looked at the packaging. It was a double mint HerShe bar. "Well, at least it's my favorite kind. Time for a snack." When he opened the packaging, James was surprised by what he saw. Instead of the usual plain top there were words engraved into the chocolate.
It said:
Dear James,
Your mission, if you should wish to accept it, (And if you don't, YOU'RE FIRED!) is to travel to the newly opened Cereal Superstore in northern Pellet town. We have received a tip that the recently escaped cereal killer, Flammable The Cannibal will try to kidnap several innocent boxes of cereal there later today. We want you to apprehend Flammable and return him to the proper authorities.
Your friends and employers,
The C EYE A
PS To ensure that nobody other than you will see it, this message will melt in 30 minutes.
"What ever happened to the good ol' days of top secret messages self destructing after you've viewed them? The C EYE A must really be trying to save money. Cheapskates. It's nice to have a new mission, though. I guess I better get started!"
"Are you sure about this, Betty? I mean, breaking a man out of jail is pretty dangerous. This is a maximum security prison, you know."
"Krames, we have to do this. There's no other way!"
"All right, let's go then."
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John Dough
Julia Bobberts was Pellet Town's only news reporter, but she did a very good job.
"The famous giant golden cookie statue will be moving from it's current home at the Chips Of Soy factory to the Pellet Town museum today. The move is to celebrate the cookie's 50th birthday. It will take a total of 5 semi trucks to move the 100-foot diameter statue. Its value is estimated at over 8 million dollars.
"In other news, the local Pellet Town Jail was broken in to by two masked bandits with high power water guns yesterday. While they didn't steal anything, they did break out a 3 time convicted cereal killer, Flammable The Cannibal. When asked about why the bandits weren't stopped the Chief Of Police said, 'They struck during our daily 24 hour long doughnut break! We weren't even there!'
"The surveillance tape from inside the jail shows that the bandits were extremely fat and they wore heavy red and white coats. They also had fluffy white beards and a sleigh with 8 magical flying reindeer attached. If you see anybody that fits this description, please call the police at the Pellet Town Clunkin' Doughnuts Store."
"The police in this town are worthless. They're always on a doughnut break when you need them the most." John Dough said in disgust as he turned off the TV.
John Dough was a very small yet clever kid. He always outsmarts his teachers at school and has won many different Game Shows like Who Wants To Beat Up A Millionaire and Survivor: Preschool.
"The fugitive cereal killer may be my chance to finally make a difference in this town. If I can catch him, people will start to respect me. But how will I do this?"
John sat down on his couch. "Whoa! What did I sit on?" He got up and looked at where he tried to sit. "The Newspaper. The headline says 'Cereal Superstore Opens Up In Northern Pellet Town' Well, the best place to look for a fugitive cereal killer will probably be there. I better not waste any time. I've got to go there right now!"
John grabbed his Pokeballs and ran out his front door, on his way to the Superstore.
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James Blond
James Blond slowly walked out to his mailbox. It was a very nice day, but he still had a feeling that something bad was going to happen. He didn't know why, but his feelings were usually right.
James reached in to his mailbox and pulled the contents out. "Bill.bill.love letter.bill.bill.death threat from cold finger.bill.candy bar? Who would mail me a candy bar?"
James looked at the packaging. It was a double mint HerShe bar. "Well, at least it's my favorite kind. Time for a snack." When he opened the packaging, James was surprised by what he saw. Instead of the usual plain top there were words engraved into the chocolate.
It said:
Dear James,
Your mission, if you should wish to accept it, (And if you don't, YOU'RE FIRED!) is to travel to the newly opened Cereal Superstore in northern Pellet town. We have received a tip that the recently escaped cereal killer, Flammable The Cannibal will try to kidnap several innocent boxes of cereal there later today. We want you to apprehend Flammable and return him to the proper authorities.
Your friends and employers,
The C EYE A
PS To ensure that nobody other than you will see it, this message will melt in 30 minutes.
"What ever happened to the good ol' days of top secret messages self destructing after you've viewed them? The C EYE A must really be trying to save money. Cheapskates. It's nice to have a new mission, though. I guess I better get started!"
