Team Sprocket
"Hey Betty, I just saw a news story about the guy we busted out of jail!"
"What did it say?"
"Well, they believed the surveillance tape!"
"Ha! See? I knew replacing the real tape with my 'Santas Gone Wild' video would work!"
"That's the best idea you've ever had, Betty!"
"You've seen nothing yet, Krames! It's time for phase two!"
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John Dough
"Wow, it looks like I'm a little too late!" John Dough had arrived at the Cereal Superstore, but he was far from the first one there. Outside there were 24 police cars, with officers to match each one. The whole Pellet Town police force had shown up for the occasion.
"I still have to do something, though." John walked around the building to the back. "Ah, a door! How convenient! It's even unlocked! Stupid cops. They always cover the front door, but they never get the back one." John opened it up and ducked inside.
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Flammable The Cannibal
Flammable looked outside the store's front windows. "The cops? But how did they find out I was here? I better do this fast!"
Flammable looked around the store. There were 50 customers inside, despite the store's relatively small size. "50. That's a good number of hostages." With a final nod of his head, Flammable started the take-over.
"All right, everybody get down on the ground! NOW! I have a high power water gun, and if you don't do what I say you will get all wet and stuff!"
Everybody in the store immediately followed the order. "NOT MY BABY! OH PLEASE, NOT MY BABY!" A lady in the back screamed. "HE'S AFRAID OF WATER!"
On the other side of the store a man yelled, "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!"
"OK, stop overreacting, people! I'm just going to kidnap some cereal, geez. Just stay calm and everything will be alright!" Flammable knew the customers would get freaked out, but he wasn't expecting this.
Flammable walked to the nearest display rack. "Fruit Hoops. Mmm, those will taste good later tonight." Flammable chuckled. "Oh yes, yes they will."
Out of the corner of his diabolical eye, Flammable saw his favorite cereal - Clareese's Puffs. He ran to them and grabbed a box. "Why hello, Clareese." Flammable grinned. "I haven't seen you for a while. Have you missed me?"
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John Dough
John observed all of this in horror. "I've got to save those poor cereals!" He thought to himself. John looked around the store and noticed everybody was very freaked out. "I've got an idea!"
Crawling on the ground, John slowly made his way to the woman with the water-phobic baby. "Psst, lady! It's going to rain! The weatherman said it's going to be severe! It's not going to stop for weeks and the whole country is going to be flooded! You're only hope for survival is to get onto an ark with a bunch of unbathed hillbillies! RUN!"
"NO! NO! NOT THE HILLBILLIES! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" It worked. She started running around the store screaming as loud as she could.
John crawled over to the man who was afraid of the sky. "Hey, you're right. The sky IS falling! But did you know that the ground is also falling?"
"The.the.ground?"
"Yeah, but that's not all. You're Mom is falling, too!"
"MOMMY! I'LL SAVE YOU!" The man joined the lady in running around and screaming.
John slowly went from customer to customer telling more tall tales until eventually every one of them was running around in terror. Then he ran out of the store.
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James Blond
James Blond had arrived at the Superstore and was about to enter through the back entrance when a small kid ran out. "What are you doing here?" James asked. "There's an armed and dangerous fugitive inside!"
The kid smiled. "Don't worry, I've already taken care of the problem"
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Flammable The Cannibal
"What.what's going on here? Calm down or I'll shoot! CALM DOWN!" Flammable was annoyed by the sudden panic of the customers. "I SAID CALM DOWN!"
"You can't tell us what to do!" One of them said.
"YEAH! LET'S GET HIM!" Shouted another.
The customers tackled Flammable and started kicking him as hard as they could.
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Surelock Homes
The Chief of Police, Surelock Homes was surprised by the sudden uprising of the customers inside the store but he didn't mind it, though. Capturing Flammable would be a lot easier now.
"Alright guys, let's go in." Surelock led the way as the Police Officers ran into the store. It took 15 minutes to pull all the customers off. When they were all gone, they helped Flammable up off the ground.
Flammable had two black eyes, a broken arm, a broken leg and for some strange reason, a really bad wedgie.
"You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney and you DEFINITELY have the right to a shower, because right now you sure don't smell very good."
Surelock handcuffed Flammable and put him into a police car. "I'M SORRY! THEY TOLD ME TO DO IT! THIS WASN'T MY FAULT!" Flammable shouted.
"That's enough, Flammable. It's time for you to go back to jail now." Surelock said, as he got into the car.
"CLAREEEESE! DON'T WORRY! I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU, HONEY!"
"Hey Betty, I just saw a news story about the guy we busted out of jail!"
"What did it say?"
"Well, they believed the surveillance tape!"
"Ha! See? I knew replacing the real tape with my 'Santas Gone Wild' video would work!"
"That's the best idea you've ever had, Betty!"
"You've seen nothing yet, Krames! It's time for phase two!"
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John Dough
"Wow, it looks like I'm a little too late!" John Dough had arrived at the Cereal Superstore, but he was far from the first one there. Outside there were 24 police cars, with officers to match each one. The whole Pellet Town police force had shown up for the occasion.
"I still have to do something, though." John walked around the building to the back. "Ah, a door! How convenient! It's even unlocked! Stupid cops. They always cover the front door, but they never get the back one." John opened it up and ducked inside.
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Flammable The Cannibal
Flammable looked outside the store's front windows. "The cops? But how did they find out I was here? I better do this fast!"
Flammable looked around the store. There were 50 customers inside, despite the store's relatively small size. "50. That's a good number of hostages." With a final nod of his head, Flammable started the take-over.
"All right, everybody get down on the ground! NOW! I have a high power water gun, and if you don't do what I say you will get all wet and stuff!"
Everybody in the store immediately followed the order. "NOT MY BABY! OH PLEASE, NOT MY BABY!" A lady in the back screamed. "HE'S AFRAID OF WATER!"
On the other side of the store a man yelled, "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!"
"OK, stop overreacting, people! I'm just going to kidnap some cereal, geez. Just stay calm and everything will be alright!" Flammable knew the customers would get freaked out, but he wasn't expecting this.
Flammable walked to the nearest display rack. "Fruit Hoops. Mmm, those will taste good later tonight." Flammable chuckled. "Oh yes, yes they will."
Out of the corner of his diabolical eye, Flammable saw his favorite cereal - Clareese's Puffs. He ran to them and grabbed a box. "Why hello, Clareese." Flammable grinned. "I haven't seen you for a while. Have you missed me?"
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John Dough
John observed all of this in horror. "I've got to save those poor cereals!" He thought to himself. John looked around the store and noticed everybody was very freaked out. "I've got an idea!"
Crawling on the ground, John slowly made his way to the woman with the water-phobic baby. "Psst, lady! It's going to rain! The weatherman said it's going to be severe! It's not going to stop for weeks and the whole country is going to be flooded! You're only hope for survival is to get onto an ark with a bunch of unbathed hillbillies! RUN!"
"NO! NO! NOT THE HILLBILLIES! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" It worked. She started running around the store screaming as loud as she could.
John crawled over to the man who was afraid of the sky. "Hey, you're right. The sky IS falling! But did you know that the ground is also falling?"
"The.the.ground?"
"Yeah, but that's not all. You're Mom is falling, too!"
"MOMMY! I'LL SAVE YOU!" The man joined the lady in running around and screaming.
John slowly went from customer to customer telling more tall tales until eventually every one of them was running around in terror. Then he ran out of the store.
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James Blond
James Blond had arrived at the Superstore and was about to enter through the back entrance when a small kid ran out. "What are you doing here?" James asked. "There's an armed and dangerous fugitive inside!"
The kid smiled. "Don't worry, I've already taken care of the problem"
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Flammable The Cannibal
"What.what's going on here? Calm down or I'll shoot! CALM DOWN!" Flammable was annoyed by the sudden panic of the customers. "I SAID CALM DOWN!"
"You can't tell us what to do!" One of them said.
"YEAH! LET'S GET HIM!" Shouted another.
The customers tackled Flammable and started kicking him as hard as they could.
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Surelock Homes
The Chief of Police, Surelock Homes was surprised by the sudden uprising of the customers inside the store but he didn't mind it, though. Capturing Flammable would be a lot easier now.
"Alright guys, let's go in." Surelock led the way as the Police Officers ran into the store. It took 15 minutes to pull all the customers off. When they were all gone, they helped Flammable up off the ground.
Flammable had two black eyes, a broken arm, a broken leg and for some strange reason, a really bad wedgie.
"You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney and you DEFINITELY have the right to a shower, because right now you sure don't smell very good."
Surelock handcuffed Flammable and put him into a police car. "I'M SORRY! THEY TOLD ME TO DO IT! THIS WASN'T MY FAULT!" Flammable shouted.
"That's enough, Flammable. It's time for you to go back to jail now." Surelock said, as he got into the car.
"CLAREEEESE! DON'T WORRY! I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU, HONEY!"
