Team Sprocket

"When we get back to the HQ, how are we going to guard the cookie?"

"I've got that all figured out, Krames. I've hired some of the Ex-Men to do it."

"The Ex-Men? Aren't they the wanna-be supervillans? You could've at least gotten some real ones!"

"Yes, but they are very good wanna-be supervillans. Don't worry Krames, nothing will get by them!"

"I hope you're right, Betty..."

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John Dough And James Blond

"James... Do you think they're almost there?" John and James had been running after the hot air balloons for an hour and John was ready to collapse. But as if they were answering for James, the balloons all came to a sudden stop in midair above an old mansion.

"Hey, that's the Peridian Mansion! It was abandoned a few years ago because it's supposedly haunted!" John shouted, with a look of surprise.

John and James watched as a hatch on the roof in the middle of the Mansion opened and the Hot Air Balloons one by one each went through it, landing inside.

"Ok, here's the plan, John. I'll go inside through the front and I want you to get in through the back door. We'll meet in the middle of the mansion."

"Good luck, James."

"Same to you, John."

And with that, they parted, each going their separate ways.

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James Blond

James walked to the front door and tried to open it. To his surprise, it wasn't locked. A little nervous, he walked inside and closed the door behind him.

"Hello?" He asked, looking around. He was inside of a small square room with a single door straight across from the entrance. "Anybody here?"

"Ah am!" Said a deep voice from behind the door.

"Mind if I use your bathroom?"

The door opened and a large metallic robot that looked like a human skeleton walked into the room, joining James.

"Who are you?" James asked, eyeing the robot.

"Ah am the Dahnceinator. To leave the room ahlive, you must beat me in a dahncing cahntest."

The lights dimmed and a disco ball slowly lowered out of the ceiling.

"Prepah to be dahnceinated"

The robot started doing the mashed potato and James knew that it was going to be one long day.

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John Dough

John ran to the back door and he saw that an old man in a pirate outfit was sitting in front of it.

"Arrr ye matey! What you be doing here? Arrr..."

"I need to get inside."

"ARRR! Nobody gets by me until they can answer me riddle. Arrr!"

"Ok... That sounds easy enough." John was very good at riddles.

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

"That's easy! Repeat!"

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

"I said, Repeat!"

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

"Sir, can't you hear me? Repeat!"

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

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James Blond

The robot and James were still dancing, each one successfully managing to beat the other one's moves each time.

"You're pretty good for a robot!" James said, as he finished doing the Napoleon.

"You will be Dahncinated!" The robot shouted. It got on the floor and started spinning on it's head at an extremely high speed, sticking out it's middle fingers at James the whole time.

"The New Yorker, eh? I didn't know robots could do that one!"

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John Dough

"REPEAT IS LEFT!!!"

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

"YOU STUPID PIRATE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? REPEAT IS LEFT!!!"

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

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James Blond

"Time to end this!" James grabbed a bucket of dirt that was sitting in a corner of the room and dumped it on the floor in front of the robot. Then he started break dancing in it, covering himself with dirt, from head to toe. After a few minutes of this James got up and said, "That's what I call Dirty Dancing! Beat that!"

The robot looked dazed. After a few minutes, it finally spoke. "You have beaten me, human. You may pass."

Without another word, James walked by the robot and went through the door, going deeper inside the mansion.

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John Dough

"REPEAT!!! REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT!!!"

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

"YOU #$@$ ^#$%#@ @#$#@# #@@#$!!! REPEAT IS LEFT!!! NOW LET ME IN!"

"Arrr! Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. Arrr, who be left?"

"ARGHHHHHHHH!" John finally had enough. He punched the pirate, knocking him to the ground and walked inside the mansion.

"Arrr! Get back here matey! ARRR! When I get up I'll make you walk the plank! Arrr! Hello? C'mon matey, could you at least help me up? ARRR! Hello? Anyone? HELP ME! ARRR! I've fallen and I can't get up!"