James Blond

James finally arrived at the center of the mansion. Without hesitation he opened the final door and walked inside.

"So, you're the intruder... You must be really clever to get past the Ex- Men." Said a voice somewhere ahead of James.

"Who are you?" He asked, trying to see in the darkened room.

The lights turned on and James could see the five cookie pieces neatly stacked on top of each other, and two people wearing black jumpsuits with a red "S" standing on top of them.

"I, am Krames and this is my partner in crime, Betty."

"We're Team Sprocket!" Betty said.

"You're the infamous Team Sprocket? I've been trying to find you for months!"

"Yes, we are... Now, I'm guessing that you're here for the cookie pieces, correct?" Krames asked.

"Well, um, yeah..."

Betty smiled and pulled out a small remote control. "We won't let you have it that easily!" She flipped a switch on the remote. "Jigglycreampuff, GO!"

A small, really fat, robotic Jigglypuff walked into the room through a door on the other side.

"This is Jigglycreampuff... We built her last night! What do you think?"

James's eyes widened. He wasn't sure how he'd escape this time.

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John Dough

The Pokéball stopped shaking. John jumped up and down out of excitement. "YES! I finally have an Onix!"

Suddenly, from somewhere nearby, he heard a shout for help.

"I better get going." John said to himself.

John ran through the door on the other side of the arena, and realized that he had finally made it to the center of the mansion. But, unlike James, John decided to be a little more careful about entering the final room.

He opened the door a little and peeked inside.

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James Blond

The Jigglycreampuff started walking towards James.

"I hope you like junk food!" Betty pushed a button on the remote and a hatch on Jigglycreampuff's head opened. A cannon raised out of the opening and aimed itself at James. "Have some popcorn!"

A ball shot out of the cannon and hovered above James's head. A second later it opened, dumping popcorn all over him.

"HELP! THEY'RE SHOOTING JUNK FOOD AT ME! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!"

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John Dough

John knew he needed to do something right away. He pulled out his cell phone and dialed the first number that came to mind.

"Yes, hello Berry. I need your help. Yeah, uh huh. Come right away."

John hung up and waited. A minute later, his good friend, Berry Zinger appeared right in front of him.

"Hello, John! I teleported here as fast as I could!"

"Teleported?"

"Well, I am an alien, you know..."

"Oh, really? Cool. Well, anyways, my friend in there needs help. He's attempting to fight a killer junk food robot. You know what to do."

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James Blond

"Now it's time for the Emm & Emms!"

"AHHH!" James ducked just in time. The Emm & Emms barely missed him.

The door opened behind James and a tall man with gray hair walked in. "Time out!" He said. All of the fighting immediately stopped.

"I think you all need a Final Word. You see, all of you are fighting. Why? For a giant cookie? That's what's wrong with today's world. There are things more important than cookies. Like bunny rabbits and little puppies. In fact, I want all of you to go out and buy little puppies after this. Sure, they may be messy, but they are so darn CUTE! Whenever you're feeling down, whether it's because your goldfish died from farting in the water too much, or if you just watched a deadly video that will give you diarrhea for seven days, little puppies can always cheer you up. So, I hope you've all learned an important lesson from today's events: Cute little puppies make the world go 'round."

Betty and Krames were really moved by Berry's words - they were both crying like little babies.

"That's...So...Touching..." Betty sobbed.

"Betty, I don't wanna steal the cookie anymore... Let's leave it behind and get some of those little puppies instead."

"Yeah, I agree with you Krames. Let's go." And with that, they both left the room.