Disclaimer: You don't see me with an Inuyasha? Or a Miroku at that fact do you? Didn't think so.

Kumagoro: Welcome back! This chapter shall be long I promise!

A-chan: *growls still mad over the fat hippo thing*

Aiyama: ^.^

Kumagoro: YESH! *dances around with Danni like snoopy while she dances like woodstock*

Yousu: All hail Kumagoro!

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Chapter 6: Pose Striking and Lots of Sake

Miroku woke up with a start, holy crap something was in his robe! He peered down and saw Sango's head slightly sticking up from his collar, oh phew its just Sango's head. HOOLD UP!! Sango's head?! Miroku slowly slide his robe over Sango's head, finally freeing himself from the my-god-that-was-way-to- weird-Sango-in-my-robes'ness.

Sango slowly opened her eyes, heeeeyy why wasn't she in Miroku's robes? "Miroku?" she wondered, where had that sexy houshi gone off to? "MIROKU?" she yelled this time, "SANGO! Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled from his corner, "Sorry Inuyasha" Sango whispered. She stood up in search for her beloved Houshi!

"Sango!" Miroku yelled pulling Sango out of the hut they had been sleeping in, "Er, Sango what where you doing in my robes this morning?" he asked her, "Aw don't you remember me climbing in?" Sango asked innocently. Miroku did an anime-fall, 'ooh! Goody! She's flirty again' Miroku's mind happily accepted it, "Oooh! Now I remember," he played along, "Ah yes!" Miroku's wandering hand had founded its way back to Sango's backside, she stifled a giggle and blushed "Oh Miroku" she glomped him, which, er, had turned into a tackle.

Both looked back to the hut as certain giggles and chuckles could be heard, then a loud slap, followed by a "INUYASHA! Not infront of Shippo!" both sweatdropped, obviously Kagome and Inuyasha had woken up. Miroku grabbed Sango's hand as he resisted an urge to suddenly out of no where strike a pose and yell out some random words about, love, peace, and bubblegum, whatever that was.

They both walked back into the hut to see Inuyasha and Kagome, starting "stuff". "KAGOME! INUYASHA!" Sango yelled wide eyed, "Now really! Have some decency," Miroku yelled, "Do it in a tree!" All except Miroku, did an anime- fall.

Kagome blushed and scooted away from Inuyasha, and pushing down her shirt. Inuyasha whimpered and scooted toward Kagome, "Inuyasha," Kagome started, "SIT!" Inuyasha kissed the ground. Miroku chuckled with Shippo, as they both secretly gave each other a high-five.

Now as they where walking, Inuyasha and Miroku where up in the front, Shippo in the middle, and both girls in the back talking girl talk and stifling giggles. "Inuyasha you lucky bastard! When did you score Kagome?" Miroku asked nudging him.

"WHAAAAAT?! What makes you think I scored Kagome?!"

"Well those secret looks, the way you both blush at each other, you wanting to take a bath with her, you wanting to sleep with her, you-"

"-I GET IT!"

"Inuyasha? Miroku? Whats going on up there" both girls asked in unison, "Nothing" Inuyasha growled, glaring at Miroku. "I think we should find the witch Mina. . ." Shippo stated out of no where, "I think Shippo is right" Miroku nodded at Shippo's sudden statement. "I think you guys need some sake!" a girl stated walking up to them, er, she seemed to have popped out of no where, "Sake sounds good!" Inuyasha yelled jumping infront of her, "I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME THE SAKE!" he demanded.

"Okay! Okay! I'll give it to you!" the girl cried scooting away from Inuyasha, who turned back to the group, "She said she'll give us it" he said, "thank you Captain Obvious" Kagome sighed. The girl pulled out two bottles of sake out of her lovely pouch, that is a pocket, in her uh coat thingy. "Wohoo! Sake!" Inuyasha yelled grabbing it.

After a while, er, after a long time I suppose, the whole entire group had gotten drunk. Shippo was pretending to be a flying squirrel jumping from tree to tree, spreading out his little vest and claiming to own Charmen, whatever that was, Kirara who had also gotten drunk, was chasing a random bug and roaring like a kitty. Inuyasha and the humans on the other hand, where all in a hut, er except for Inuyasha and Kagome who where presently in a tree. (A/N: o.o;; oh my!)

Sango squealed as Miroku pounced on her and they began to uh hotly make out o.o;;, she blinked and reached into Miroku's robes "Miroku whats this?" she asked pulling out......a STICK, "Uhh I think I was planning to throw it at Inuyasha and yell fetch" Miroku slurred, trying to hitch up Sango's dress/skirt/thing.

"Kukukuku" Naraku laughed appearing at the door in his baboon outfit, "Where is Inuyasha and Kagome?" he asked, "uh..there in the tree," Sango said pointing to the tree, "doing what?" Naraku asked. Miroku blinked "Stuff" he replied, "Want some sake?" Sango asked Naraku, still drunk. "I WANT SOME TOO!" Kikyo yelled appearing out of no where.

Suddenly a hoard of chibis appeared and grabbed Kikyo, "NOOO!" she yelled trying to get away from them, they tied her up and dragged her off. "Well that was random" Miroku blinked, as they then came back and danced around Naraku, half of them dancing like Woodstock, the other half dancing like Snoopy. "Mind if I join you?" Naraku asked both Sango and Miroku, "NO!" they yelled in unison and punted Naraku away.

After they all woke up with a seriously bad hangover, was then Miroku noticed both him and Sango, uh, er, well naked. "OHMYGOSH!!" Shippo squealed running into the hut, "I JUST SAY KAGOME AND INUYASH-" Shippo squealed after seeing Miroku and Sango then ran away again. "What was that about?" Sango asked, "Dunno beats me" Miroku replied. "INUYASHA! YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT!" a squeal from the tree came, "Hmm hey! You ripped my dress!" Sango yelled pointing at her kimono bottom/skirt/dress/thing. Miroku looked at it "Well then I get to see more of your leg" he replied, both looked at each other "sexy" Miroku grinned.

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Kumagoro: I TOLD YOU IT WAS GOING TO BE LONGER! Holy crap that was hard keeping it PG-13 and making it a no plotted chapter...like every other chapter! *strikes a pose*

Sango: NEVER!! IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I DO THAT WITH MIROKU!!!

Miroku: Oh come on baby! You know you liked it!

Sango: *beats him with her hirakotsu* SHUT UP!!

Shippo: Wheeeeee! *jumps off a tree and spreads out his little vest* I'M A FLYING SQUIRREL!!!

Kumagoro: and I'm in a house of weirdos! *does the snoopy dance*