|HNB in

AGENT 123NOODLE|

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SHTNN...

AGENT NOODLE!

*A SCREEN TYPE HELLOGRAM POPPED ON THE SCREEN WITH A LADY ON IT.*

AGENT HNB:DELIVER THE MONKEY MISS PILLY WAG!

SCREEN LADY: AGENT 037 HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY LORTEEX!

AGENT HNB: HOLY RED ROVER! JERRY SPINGER FOUND OUT! HE KNOWS THE SECRET RECIPE OF MY TUNA HOT! ZERO! THE POWER PUFF GIRLS CHALLENGE YOU!

*AGENT HNB JUMPS INTO A TUBE & LANDS IN A CAR*

AGENT HNB:I MUST GO BARK AT THE WUSS CAT, BUT FIRST I MUST SAVE MY HOT TUNA RECIPE!

*AGENT HNB DRIVES THROUGH A FOREST*

AGENT HNB: DAMNIT! WHY ARE THESE FUCKIN TREES HERE? ACK! I BROKE A TWIG!

*HNB JUMPS OUT OF HIS CAR AND TRYS TO BUT THE TWIG BACK TOGETHER*

AGENT HNB:BARNEY I DONT KNOW! I DONT KNOW HOW BARNEY!

PAUL BUNION! COME HERE! OHMYGOD! THE VANDALS! MY GIRLFRIENDS DEAD! IM DOOMED BECAUSE MY CAR IS FULL OF BEANS!

*SUDDENLY, MANY NINJA CHICKEN LEGS FORM A CIRCLE AROUND AGENT HNB*

*AGENT HNB POINTS A FINGER AT THEM*

AGENT HNB: ITS YOU! YOU NOT CLEAN SNOWMEN BROKE MY 30 SECOND COTTON CANDY MAKER!

*AGENT HNB SHOVES MANY EGGROLLS UP THEN NINJA CHICKEN LEGS'S ASSES AND THEY DIE*

*AGENT HNB JUMPS INTO HIS CAR*

AGENT HNB: THERES THE BASE OF DONKEY! I MUST EAT MY CHEESY HAM!

*AGENT HNB HITS HIMSELF IN T HE HEAD WITH A RACOON AND RAMS INTO A TREE THEN ENTERS A GREY BUILDING*

AGENT HNB:LORTEEX!

*A METAL SHARK COMES OUT OF A DOOR*

LORTEEX(METAL SHARK): AGENT HNB! NOW YOU WILL MEET YOUR-

*THE SHARK EXPLODES*

AGENT HNB: HAHA MY ASSES PHYCIC POWER HAS CAUSE YOUR GASTROUGHNEMIUS TO WITHER!

*AGENT HNB GOES THROUGH A DOOR AND FINDS A BEAUTIFUL AGENT IN THE ROOM*

AGENT LADY: MY HERO!

AGENT HNB: MOO! YOUR A CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE! DINE ONLY AT A MOOSE!

*AGENT HNB POINTS HIS BUTT AT THE LADY AND SHE EXPLODES A SMALL PAPER FLOATS AT HIS FEET*

AGENT HNB: MY HOT TUNA RECIPE! YA! MY CROTCH HAS HIS OWN CHINA DISH!

*AGENT HNB THROWS THE PAPER TO THE GROUND AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW*

YOU SEE THE PAPER AND IT READS: FUCKIN SOCKS!

THE END.....FOR NOW!!!