Lost at Sea:
Part Two
Day Eleven
Rinoa still isn't talking to me. Why do I even bother or care? She's just a stupid wench. And I still think her train sucks.
-Squall
Day Twelve
We've started to crack, though a few students are already broken. Today I found Selphie huddled in her closet eating sugar and chanting 'I like trains' over and over again. No one had the will, let alone the tolerance to help her. Shortly after Zell joined her. Later the two of them were playing tag and running about the Garden yelling 'Booyaka' at the tops of their lungs. For the first time I truly joined forces with Irvine and brought their reign of terror to an end. Rather anticlimactically we simply knocked them out and tied them to their respective beds.
-Squall
Day Thirteen
What kind of man has a diary? How manly is it to write down your thoughts and whine about how bad your life sucks. Sure as hell sounds like Squall.
-Still the prettiest,
Irvine
Day Fourteen
Must kill Irvine. Not only did the bastard get into my JOURNAL but he stole my best outfit and put on a mini-play with Zell. Zell pretended to be Seifer, and I have to admit he was funny, while Irvine was me. He should have played Rinoa, he's girly enough.
-Squall
Day Fifteen
Finely land came into sight but we were once again thwarted. Turns out it was just a sandbar. Stupid sandbar. On a more 'cheerful' note the food is starting to run out. I'm sure it's compounded by Zell and Selphie's behavior.
Interestingly enough I'm finally getting some use out of that 'How to Increase Your Vocabulary' book Quistis got me last summer.
-Squall
Day Sixteen
I'm happy you're finally using the book I got you Squall. Now if only you'd spend some time with the other one I got you: 'How to Make Friends and Keep them'.
-Quistis
Day Seventeen
I wish people would stop sneaking into my room! I swear, it's like privacy doesn't exist anymore! Hell, just the other day Selphie burst into my room while I was changing. I never knew so many different shades of color could pass across someone's face but she managed it. I think she turned every primary color at least briefly.
Later in the day (after the apologized repeatedly, though she couldn't stop staring at my crotch) both of us were subjugated to the unholy sight of Irvine in the middle of a 'double mint' moment. We discovered him in one of the training rooms 'exercising with those two girls that always hang out with Quistis and play cards. If I can't get out of the Garden any time soon I'm going to either shoot myself or someone else.
-Squall
Day Eighteen
This morning Irvine gave Selphie a gift to make up for his transgressions. I noticed that it would occasionally vibrate oddly and he insisted that she not open it until she got back to her room. Selphie not only missed lunch but was late for dinner. I wonder what was in that box? Oh well, more food for the rest of us.
I'm now on chapter twenty two of 'How to Increase Your Vocabulary'.
-Squall
Day Nineteen
Selphie's smiling even more than usual. I wouldn't really notice but occasionally she'll look at me and giggle wildly. At first I thought maybe Zell had put some stupid sign on my back (he's known to do that) but Irvine assured me that, that wasn't it. I don't trust him but Quistis told me the same.
The worst thing is, when I asked Selphie what she was giggling about she just turned a bunch of colors and ran off giggling even more! So I asked Rinoa, who's been spending a lot of time with her since we got lost, but she reacted just the same! I'm starting to think some disease is spreading among the women. I hope Quistis doesn't get it, she's one of the few sane people left.
-Squall
Day Twenty
I was proud to find out today that I'm well equipped. I sparred with one of the newer students, one of the few to wield a gunblade like mine and I wommped him good!
Sadly enough land still isn't in sight. I'm starting to think we're going in circles. Talks of mutiny are spreading through the ranks. Rumor has it that Quistis might lead the revolt, if so I wouldn't mind joining.
-Squall
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