I do NOT own Star Wars although it'd be cool if I did.
Director: Aphy
^__^ I think it has a nice ring to it. Anywho, one with the story of chibi Star Wars characters going to KINDERGARTEN! BOO
HA HA HA!

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Ms. Perfect took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down. She was so excited about her first day as a kindergarten teacher; her first class was coming in in just a minute! She tapped a foot on the ground and then quickly made sure all the nametags on the snake couch (well, I had one in kindergarten and all it is is one BIIIIIIIIG snake that's like a big pillow and it's long so kids sit on it where their nametags are) were perfect (duh, look at her name).

Suddenly, the front door opened and the thirteen kindergarten students walked in.

"Hello class!" she said happily, making sure her brown skirt was perfect. "Place your things into a cubby with your name on it and sit down where your name is on the cubby."

The students, whom were all less than 3'3", slowly placed their things in their cubbies and sat down on the snake.

Ms. Perfect blinked as she noticed some of the students wearing cloaks and two wearing all black. She coughed and noticed three didn't look really human. She brushed off the thought and smiled, grabbing the list of the students.
"When I call out your name, you said either 'here' or 'present'." She cleared her throat. "Anakin?"

"Here."

"Padme?"

"Here."

"Obi-Wan?"

"Present."

"Qui-Gon?"

"Present."

"Er, Sidious?"

"Present."

"...Maul?"

A simple grunt.

Ms. Perfect lifted her eyes to look at the one who grunted.

Maul gave her a glare of DEATH with his strange eyes.

Ms. Perfect twitched and smiled slightly, looking down at her list again. "Dooku?"

"Present."

"Luke?"

"Present."

"Leia?"

"Here."

"Han?"

"Here, here!"

"Chewie?"

"UUUUarrrrrrrrrrgh!"

Ms. Perfect blinked and shook her head, staring back down at the list. "Yoda?"

"Present I am."

"And Windu?"

"Present."

"Great! It looks like we have a full class today! Now, it's time where we all get to learn about you," she said and grabbed pieces of paper and pencils from behind her and handed them out. "I'll give you a couple minutes for you to write your name and something you like to do or anything that's on your mind really." She smiled and sat back down at the front, watching them all write.

After a couple minutes went by, Ms. Perfect jumped up and collected the pencils and papers. She sat back down and began to read to the class.

"Hello, my name is Padme. I was once a queen but now I am a senator. Even though I look really beautiful and pretty and perfect, I am actually very strong and can be ruthless."

Padme gave her a sweet smile.

"Interesting Padme," Ms. Perfect said, reading it again. Senator? Queen? Wow, these kids have amazing imaginations!

Padme kept giving her a sweet smile as she began the next one.

"Hi! My name is Anakin and I'm in love with Padme! I'm gonna be the most powerful Jedi EVER and I'm going to marry Padme and live happily ever after!"

Anakin gave Padme a large grin and one to Ms. Perfect as well.

"Very...nice, Anakin."

Anakin smiled proudly.

"Hi, my name is Obi-Wan Kenobi and I am a Jedi Padawan Learner. I was married to a girl named Aphy for awhile and she was nice but it didn't work out. I'm the Padawan of Qui-Gon Jinn."

Obi-Wan just smiled slightly.

Ms. Perfect raised an eyebrow. Married? Did he say Aphy? I hope he doesn't mean THAT Aphy. I'm confused. These kids are obsessed with Star Wars. Crazy, she thought with a shake of her head. Qui-Gon looks really old but he's still 3'2" and FIVE YEARS OLD!

Obi-Wan smiled proudly at Qui-Gon who simply nodded his head in reply.

"Hello, I am Qui-Gon Jinn, Master Jedi and Master of Obi-Wan Kenobi. I like to meditate whenever I can and I like to go for nice walks around the Jedi Temple."

Qui-Gon just nodded his head at Ms. Perfect.

Ms. Perfect coughed and shook her head. He had long grey hair and he was only about five. Long grey hair? Er… She read on.

"Hello pathetic human, I am Sidious. I will soon rule the Galaxy and everyone shall obey me. But in my spare time, I like to sing and dance."

Yoda, Windu, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon had to struggle to keep themselves from laughing. They were all wearing brown cloaks and looked like little Jedi.

Ms. Perfect was totally shocked. Yeesh! These kids are crazy! I'm going to go mad when this is all over today! Great, they come tomorrow. She sighed. Do they actually think they're JEDI?!

"Calm down, you must," Yoda said. "Jedi, we are."

Ms. Perfect stared and then slowly read on.

"I am Maul, apprentice of Lord Sidious. I am all powerful and ruthless. I like to grunt."

Snickers echoed around the room.

"Hush, children." Ms. Perfect shook her head and got to the next one.

Maul gave her a wicked grin.

"I am Count Dooku and I have a cool lightsaber handle. I like to drink blood and I used to have sharp, pointy teeth. I once had reeeeeeally long hair where I was a Wizard and I was very powerful and controlled orcs and stuff. I am a Sith Lord."

Sidious chuckled. "Long hair. Girl."

Dooku glared at him and pouted slightly. "Meanie."

Ms. Perfect rolled her eyes. "Calm down, children. We only have a couple more to go and it'll be story time."

"Hi, my name is Luke and I'm a really powerful Jedi. I like to whine and people say it's annoying but they still like me."

Leia punched Luke gently in the shoulder.

"That's not nice, Leia."

Leia shrugged her shoulders.

"Hello I'm Leia and Luke is my twin. I'm a princess and even though I seem totally helpless and innocent and extremely beautiful, I'm powerful in the Force."

"I'm more powerful than you!" Anakin yelled.

Leia glared at Anakin and gave him the finger.

"LEIA!"

Leia blushed and curled up close to Han.

"Hi. I'm Han Solo and I'm one of the best pilots in the UNIVERSE. I really like Leia and I hope she'll marry me in the future. I really like to shoot things."

Han smiled proudly at that.

Ms. Perfect stared down at the scribbles on the paper Chewie had handed in. "I can't read this."

Han jumped up. "I CAN! It says: Hi! I'm Chewie! I'm Han's best friend and I'm really powerful! I can only be killed if a moon falls on top of me!" He smiled proudly again and sat back down.

Ms. Perfect coughed, brushing back her PERFECT brown hair and scratched her PERFECT right cheek.

"Hello, Yoda I am. Powerful, I am. Extremely strong, I am. Kind, I am. Master Jedi I am."

Dooku, Maul, and Sidious all glared at Yoda.

"We have one left; now calm down, children!" she yelled and took a deep breath.

Silence.

"Hello, my name is Mace Windu and I am a very powerful Jedi. I like to meditate. Do you know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in Paris?"

Windu smiled at that.

Ms. Perfect stared for a bit at her students and then shook her head. "All right children, actually, you know what? Instead of story time, it's going to be painting time! I'm going to role out a large piece of paper and get out the paints and we're going to finger paint!"

The children all stood up and backed away slowly as Ms. Perfect threw the snake couch to the side and grabbed the big roll of paper. "Don't move from where you're standing, all right?"

The little children all nodded while Maul glared at everyone.

Ms. Perfect managed to roll out the paper and grabbed all the paints, placing them out. "Now grab some paints and start painting the paper!" she exclaimed and sat down on the chair to watch the children go for the paints.

Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Windu, Padme, Anakin, Han, Chewie, Leia, and Luke all gathered around the paints and started painting the paper with their hands. Sidious, Maul, and Dooku all gathered in a corner and began to whisper softly, looking back at the large group and Ms. Perfect from time to time.

Ms. Perfect hung her head. "Class, I'm going to leave the class for a moment so please just continue whatever you're doing," she said, standing up and left the classroom through the door. She gave a loud sigh once she exited, shut the door, and sat on the ground. These kids are crazy, she thought. What's next? One of them is going to be carrying a lightsaber or something? She stood up slowly and walked down to the bathroom. She washed her face and stared in the mirror at her perfect face for a moment. She took another deep breath and left the bathroom, walking back to the classroom. She pushed open the door and--

Maul ran by her, wielding a double-sided blood red lightsaber, swinging it at Qui-Gon whom had his own single-sided green lightsaber. Obi-Wan was scolding Anakin for some reason, Sidious was having a staring contest with Yoda, Windu was meditating, Padme and Leia were comparing hair styles, Luke was whining about Han taking his paints, Chewie was happily painting the walls and everything else while finally, Dooku was poking Windu, trying to wake him up from meditation.

Ms. Perfect stared at the children and took a look around her room. The walls were painted blue, purple, yellow, orange, red...all the colours of the rainbow! All the chairs were sliced in half by Maul and Qui-Gon; the desks were thrown around the room (how? Ms. Perfect didn't know), all the cubby's were gone and all the food was thrown everywhere. "How could these kids have done that in...in...two minutes?!" she whispered to herself, trying to calm down.

Suddenly, she was tackled to the ground by Maul, who put his lightsaber to her neck.

"Qui-Gon Jinn, if you move any closer, I'll kill her," Maul hissed.

Ms. Perfect's eyes went wide and she finally shrieked, "CHILDREN!"

Silence.

Everyone stopped moving and stood completely still.

Maul jumped off her back and took a few steps back, placing his lightsaber away.

Ms. Perfect stood up. "WHAT DO YOU KIDS THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"

"We were just playing," Qui-Gon answered softly. He began to wave a hand in front of her face. "You will sleep...you will sleep..."

"Qui-Gon! What do you think you're trying to pull?! Go to the corner, NOW!" Ms. Perfect shrieked, pointing.

Qui-Gon placed his lightsaber away, hung his head, and walked to the corner.

"Rest, she needs," Yoda said softly, nodding at Sidious who nodded back. Yoda stood up slowly and walked over to Ms. Perfect, he did. "Sleep."

Ms. Perfect looked down at the smallest student. "Hm?"

"Sleep."

With that, Ms. Perfect fell to the ground asleep.



Ms. Perfect yawned loudly, sitting up and looked around. The children were no more. Her class was no more either. One of the walls was blown to pieces by who-knows-who and there were burn marks everywhere from the lightsabers. Her eyes went wide as she stood up slowly. The class looked like it went through Hell. Well, it kind of DID in her sense. She looked at a piece of paper on the ground with her name on it and she picked it up. It read,

"We're deeply sorry for whatever we caused you, Ms. Perfect. You were a nice teacher but we didn't like the school. We've left to go to another school. Thank you. And we'll pay for the repair. Signed, your students. (Han wrote it!!!)"

Ms. Perfect screamed and threw the paper into the air. "I HATE KIDS!"

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand? What do you think? Was it any good? *blinks* Pleeeeeeeease review! I tried
to make it funny and I hope I did. But this is only the first chapter. ^_^ In the next chapter, they'll be going into grade one!
BOO HA HA HA! *snickers and imagines chibi Maul and chibi Qui-Gon running around the room* I think it's funny.

Anywho, I hope you guys liked it. AND I'll only update if I get some reviews. Like I don't mean 100 reviews or something, I just want a little bit of feedback. ^_^ Ja ne! Hope you enjoyed!

~Aphy