I do NOT own Star Wars although it'd be cool if I did.
Director: Aphy
FINALLY! They're off to grade 1! Boo ha ha ha!
(Go see Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers; I loved it ^_^ *then cries* THEY KILLED THE ELF! I won't say his name or I might ruin some stuff. Well, he doesn't have a big part but he DIES! *cries* Ah, GO SEE IT! EXCELLENT MOVIE! *cheers* Aragorn needs to take a shower ^_^)

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The principle raised one of his perfect little brown eyebrows, staring at the thirteen children before him. He coughed. "It says you didn't even complete kindergarten let alone finish a whole day!" he exclaimed, yet his voice was still oddly calm.

Maul resisted the urge to give him the glare and then the finger.

Yoda raised a hand, he did. "We understand the meaning of kindergarten and we are ready to go to grade one we are. Let us, you shall."

The principle nodded, his hair not moving -- not even a tiny bit. "You shall go on to grade one."

[And now...the classrom]

Mrs. Flawless, married to the amazing Mr. Flawless, bounced across the room, her short slightly wavy auburn hair bouncing around as well. She had a smile on her FLAWLESS face and her eyes were a FLAWLESS hazel. She had just gotten the message from the principle, Mr. Know-It-All, of the school, Perfect Children Elementary School, that she was to teach a new grade one class that was brought in. There were thirteen children and she read over their names, slightly amused by a few of them. She had placed their names on the desks in no real order and jumped as she heard the door open. She looked to see thirteen children, some strange and some just...damn weird, walk through the door and vanish into the cloat-room. A yell was heard.

Mrs. Flawless quickly ran on her black shoes and looked into the cloak-room to find a red tattooed child attack a long grey haired child. She stared at them for a moment and then pulled them away from each other. "What has gotten into you two?" she demanded.

The red tattooed one just shrugged and walked out of the cloak-room.

Mrs. Flawless frowned and watched as all the children skipped out of the cloak-room and when she walked out, they were all sitting in a desk each. She cleared her throat and went to the front of the classroom where she sat on a stool, holding a piece of paper. "When I call out your name, you say here. Qui-Gon?"

The grey-haired little child raised a hand. "Here."

"Obi-Wan?"

The little boy with the short brown hair and braid raised a hand. "Here."

"Y-Yoda?"

A cane was raised into the air. "Here, I am."

Mrs. Flawless raised her flawless little eyebrow and continued, "Windu?"

A dark skinned hand was raised into the air by a small dark skinned child. "Yo."

Mrs. Flawless coughed. "Padme?"

A pale hand was raised into the air by an oddly beautiful child. "Here."

"Anakin?"

"Here." No hand raised but Mrs. Flawless picked out the blonde haired boy.

"Han?"

"Hi!" A hand was raised into the air by a cheerful looking brown haired boy.

"Chewie?"

A furry hand was raised into the air. "Grwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!"

Mrs. Flawless stared in wonder. Costume? Halloween is months away. She shrugged her shoulders. "Leia?"

"Here." A girl with buns on the sides of her head raised a hand into the air.

"Luke?"

A dirty blonde haired boy raised a hand slightly into the air. "Hello!"

"Maul?"

The red tattooed boy glared at her and grunted.

Mrs. Flawless shivered. "Sidious?"

A person in a black cloak waved a hand slightly. "I am here."

"And Dooku?"

A white haired boy raised a hand into the air. "Here."

Mrs. Flawless shifted her weight on the stool. "Well class, seems like we have a full house today! I'd like to find out a bit about you all before we start with math--"

Suddenly, Mrs. Flawless fell to the ground with a thump, Maul standing behind her with a...frying pan.

"Maul!" Chibi Sidious hissed, jumping up from his desk. "Good job."

Maul gave a proud grin as he stared down at the passed out Mrs. Flawless. "Grade two?"

Yoda sighed, standing up from his desk and using his cane for support. "Reckless, you are," he said with a grunt and a nod. "Go we must. In trouble we will get."

Windu stared and looked at the chibi Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan. "Is Yoda scared about getting in trouble."

"He's running from something that is not even his own problem," Qui-Gon relpied.

"LET'S RECK THIS PLACE!" Han yelled from the top of his desk.

Silence.

Han sighed, sitting back down. "Party-poopers."

Chewie jumped on the top of the desk and suddenly ran out of the classroom.

"CHEWIE!" Han jumped up and quickly ran after him.

Dooku coughed, standing up. "I'm going; I don't want to get in trouble." He nodded his head and grabbed his cloak from the cloak-room, leaving the classroom.

Yoda followed Dooku slowly after with Windu, Qui-Gon, and Obi-Wan hot on his tracks.

Sidious grabbed Maul and ran out of the room.

Luke stood up slowly. "Let's get going, Leia. We should stay with the group; I've heard that some of the grade sixers are bullies and they're really strong and really mean and they like hurting little kids."

Padme gasped as she heard that. "Oh my!"

Anakin raised a fist into the air as he and Padme walked out of the classroom. "I shall keep you saf--" He fell to the ground.

Padme jumped and looked to see someone really tall standing in front of her. "That was mean to do that to Anakin! He's my friend! He's supposed to protect me!"

"Well, it looks like he didn't do too well at protecting you. I'll protect you. I'm some really hot grade six guy who's really strong and knows everything and is really popular," he said. "Come with me if you want to be safe."

Padme giggled. "Okay. I'm Padme."

"I'm Special."

"...but what's your name?"

"That is my name."

"You're Special."

"Yeah. I am Special."

"So that's your name."

"Yes."

"Special?"

"Yes?"

"That's your name? Special?"

"Yes. I am Special."

Padme coughed. "I'm special too."

"No!" Special exclaimed and stomped a foot. "I'M SPECIAL!"

Padme jumped and tripped over Anakin's body. "Ooh-kay, Special. I'm going to go now." She grabbed Anakin's limp hand and started dragging it, running down the hallway to who-knows-where.

"Wait! Padme! I LOVE YOU!" Special ran after just as Luke and Leia exited the classroom.

"So, where to?" Luke asked.

Leia shrugged. "To the principle's office again. We're off to grade two."

"Neat."

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BOOYA! Finally done grade one.

*stares for a moment* Yes, I know it was really short but I was out of weird ideas for the day so that's all I did. Oh well, it was still KINDA funny...right? Right?! RIGHT? RIGHT?! Right. Oh-ke-day. Well, I can't really think of anything else pointless to say. Oh wait, yes I can.

I have some weird idea for grade two but I'm not sure if I'm gonna write it down though. Since Christmas Holidays have arrived, I have time to get at least up to grade three or maybe four up but I doubt it. I don't like to update right after another. I like to wait it out ^__^ More reviews that way. *laughs madly* Anyways, I'm off to go talk MSN for hours on end out of boredom. O_O THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON ON! ARGH! Ja ne!

~Aphy, the Almighty