I do NOT own Star Wars although it'd be cool if I did.
Director: Aphy with help from Chewie and Han and Agent X of course.

Oh, if anyone has any ideas for any of the grades, please e-mail me at aphy_theoneandonly@hotmail.com
I'm in the need for ideas a LOT. You'll get credit if I use your idea. ^_^ Thanks!

I don't know how they're now in grade 5 and still under 4 feet tall. ^^;; Oh well, it's all good, right?
*hands out freshly made chocolate-chip cookies* Ahhh, these are SO good. Enjoy! (And thanks for all the reviews, guys! I LOVE YOU ALL!)

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Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Sidious, Maul, Dooku, Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Yoda, Windu, and Fett sat in their desks quietly as they watched their new Grade 5 teacher, Miss Cookie, took a seat at the front and took out the list of names.

Miss Cookie had black coloured hair which reached down past her shoulders with chocolate coloured skin and deep brown eyes. She smiled brightly and looked down at the list, holding it up and clearing her voice. "All right, Anakin?" she said slowly. Even though she didn't show it, she was scared of these kids. She had heard the stories about them. She shivered at the thought.

"Here."

"Padme?"

"Here."

"Obi-Wan?"

"Present."

"Qui-Gon?"

"Present."

"Sidious?"

"I am here you pathetic form of a teacher."

Miss Cookie stared at the cloaked figure who said that. She opened her mouth to say something but closed it and grabbed a cookie from the plate beside her. "Maul?" she asked and took a bit of the cookie.

A grunt.

Miss Cookie raised an eyebrow as she stuffed the rest of the cookie into her mouth. She wasn't skinny like Miss Perfect or Mrs Flawless. She was a little on the plump side. More like a Good Year Blimp.

Maul shifted his red eyes and gave Miss Cookie a grin, showing his non-brushed teeth.

Wow, that ... thing hasn't seen a toothbrush in his life, she thought. "Dooku?"

"I am here."

"Luke?"

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere," came a whine-like voice.

Miss Cookie smiled and started on another cookie. "Leia?"

"Here!"

"Han?"

"Here, here!"

"Chewie?"

"Rooooooooooooooagrrrrrrrrrrgh!"

Miss Cookie blinked and started staring. He needs a hair-cut. NOW. "Yoda?"

"Hm, here I am."

"Windu?"

"Here."

"And Fett?"

There was something like a hiss and then, "here."

Miss Cookie looked around the room and noted the dark-cloth-wearing students were to one side and the lighter-cloth-wearing students were to the other side. She gave them a smile and stood up from her chair. "All right class, today we'll be starting with cooking class today. Now if we all stand up," --she stood up and smiled-- "line up at the door and we'll be on our way to the cooking room."

The more or less GOOD students jumped up and raced to the door where they lined up quietly.

The BAD students jumped up then and ran to the door, standing behind the other students.

Miss Cookie led them out of the classroom, after she turned off the lights, and down the hallway. She opened a door and pushed the door open to reveal three tables with stoves, cabinets, and many other various cooking stuff. "I would like you all to sit four to a table, with six at one table."

The class dashed to the tables and sat down. On the first table were Sidious, Maul, Dooku, and Fett (obviously). On the second table were Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Yoda, and Windu as well as Anakin and Padme. At the third table sat Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewie.

Miss Cookie walked to the front of the room and grabbed a book, opening it up to a page. She quickly left the room and came back before the students could do anything and handed out instructions to all the tables. "We'll be making, of course, chocolate chip cookies!"

Miss Cookie walked back to the front of the class and began handing out the ingredients needed for the cookies. Finally, when she was done, "time to cook!" She walked back to the front of the class and sat down.

Maul, Sidious, Fett, and Dooku lowered their voices and began to speak over the ingredients.

Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Yoda, and Windu and Anakin and Padme all began looking over the ingredients and started to split up the duties.

Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewie were sitting and thinking until Leia jumped up and took lead of the whole group, setting them off with duties (girl power!).

After twenty minutes of Maul throwing flour into the air, Chewie stuffing the chocolate chips into his mouth, Padme and Leia using the flour as blush, they were finally finished.

DING!

The groups rushed to the ovens and pulled out their cookies. They placed them on the counters and let them cool.

Miss Cookie was presently in the washroom so the groups arranged their cookies on separate plates and placed them at the front. The group of Sidious, Maul, Dooku, and Fett placed their evil shaped cookies on a black plate while the group of Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Yoda, and Windu, Anakin, and Padme placed their lightsaber shaped cookies on a white plate and the final group of Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewie placed their X-Wing shaped cookies on a beige plate.

The groups placed their names below the plates and then snuck out of the classroom before Miss Cookie could come back.


--Later--

Miss Cookie opened her mouth as she entered the room and paused as she noticed the class had left. She blinked and walked to the front of the room where the three plates were and a note. She picked it up and read, "Thank you, Miss Cookie, for the cooking lesson but that is all we need to know so we went on to grade six. Do not ask how we do it but we do; we are smarter than you think. Enjoy the cookies."

Miss Cookie sighed and smiled. She placed the note down on the table. "All the other teachers said those children were from Hell but they were perfect!" She picked up a X-Wing shaped cookie and tried it. Her eyes lit up. She smiled and finished the cookie and picked up a lightsaber cookie. She took a bite and then quickly finished it. The X-Wing and lightsaber cookies were EXCELLENT and she had one more to try.

Miss Cookie frowned at the evil-looking cookies and slowly picked up a bat cookie. She paused and blinked. "Hey, wait a minute, these smell like ... propane." [a/n: O_O cool ^_^]

Miss Cookie gasped as she heard someone light a match in the background, then an evil sounding snicker and a loud BOOM!

The fire drill rang and the water sprinklers turned on.

Miss Cookie sat on the ground, her hair sprayed back like a bullet and black marks on her face. She coughed and fell backwards, revealing Maul snickering in the background and left with a bottle of gun-powder and a few pieces of string with a bag of apples. Ah, how much fun the grade six teacher would have.