I do NOT own Star Wars although it'd be cool if I did.
Director: Aphy and help from the random drunk person (which is most likely Colin Farrell ^_^)

Oh, if anyone has any ideas for any of the grades, please e-mail me at aphy_theoneandonly@hotmail.com
I'm in the need for ideas a LOT. You'll get credit if I use your idea. Thanks peoples! AND, a note, to anyone who doesn't know what chibi means, it's Japanese for small. I guess I should have said that earlier, huh?

Thanks to ALL my reviewers. I love you guys SO much. *nods* You guys don't know how great you are. ^^ *hands out money and other nice things* Thanks again! And does anyone else get the joke about Mr. Token Black?

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Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Sidious, Maul, Dooku, Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Yoda, Windu, and Fett all shifted in their seats silently as they watched Mr. Black, their grade six teacher for an amazing two days thus far, - who was dark skinned and had dark brown eyes and shoft, back hair while his first name was Token - write down on the board. Finally, he moved away and smiled at his class. His teeth were pefectly white and it made the students think if they placed him against a black board with his eyes closed and he only smiled, you could only see his teeth. "Read the instructions on the board and then line up at the door," he said and sat down on the stool in the front of the class.

The instructions read:

1.) Read these instructions.
2.) Be quiet as you do so.
3.) No explosions.
4.) We will go the library.
5.) You will take out a book and NOT a movie.
6.) No hurting others in the library.
7.) Be quiet in the library.
8.) We will come back here once everyone has a book.
9.) Take out piece of paper and pen.
10.) Silently begin to read.
11.) When I say so, stop reading.
12.) Follow my instructions then.
13.) Have a nice day.


Qui-Gon frowned at some of the overly obvious instructions. He sighed and then like the others, he stood up from his desk and stood by the door beside the 'good' students.

Mr. Black led the students out of the classroom and down the hallway towards the extremely large library - for an elementary school, books like WAR AND PEACE weren't needed very much since half the students couldn't read that high yet the library had almost every book written by man.

The group of fourteen students entered the library and quickly split up in search of a book of their own.

Anakin wandered over to the weapons section - which was an odd section for a elementary school library but then again, the library had almost every book ever penned - and began looking at the books about swords, particually SWORDS AND PODS.

Padme and Leia had wandered near the beauty product books. Padme began to look at FUNKY AND NEW HAIRSTYLES while Leia flipped through the pages of the BRAID THAT HAIR! book.

Obi-Wan made his way over with Qui-Gon to the section of Body and Mind. Obi-Wan began to look through a book called PSYCHIC POWERS AND YOU as Qui-Gon picked up a book about meditating, MEDITATING [a/n: yay! meditating is fun!].

Meanwhile...

"...it also says here that a man named McGuyver has the ability to use things like a pin, a piece of lint, and a piece of cloth to make a bomb," Dooku read, holding a book with the title TELEVISION SHOW HEROES on it. Little did they know that McGuyver wasn't a real person.

"We need to find this ... McGuyver and turn him to the dark side," Sidious hissed, grabbing a book about WORLD DOMINATION.

Maul was snickering to himself as he opened a book about EXPLOSIVES 101 and then slipped the book into his cloak to keep it for himself. [a/n: sorry guys, I really see Maul as a terrorizing kid :D but don't we all?]

Fett tipped his hat slightly in Maul's direction for no reason and looked back down to his book called ASSASSINATIONS.

Meanwhile...

"Interesting, this is," Yoda commented, holding up a book called LITTLE GREEN MEN to Windu who was looking at a book called HOW TO GET YOUR GROOVE BACK, MAN. "Think considered one of them, I am?"

Windu frowned at the book and looked up to Yoda. "I do not know, Master Yoda."

Yoda, pretty much the same size as he was normally before he suddenly became chibi, frowned as well and continued to read.

Meanwhile...er...elsewhere in the library...

Luke was holding a book called SECRETS TO GETTING ANYTHING YOU WANT in the psychology secion with a smile on his face while Chewie was staring at a book with BIG FOOT on the front of it in the 'conspiracy' section [a/n: why doesn't my library have one of those?!]. And finally, Han was wandering around the library, not able to find anything until ...

"...Sidious' Secret Diary?"

Han's mouth dropped open and a loud gasp escaped his mouth, causing various students to go, "SHHHHHHHHHHH!" He shrunk slightly - although we're not sure how because he's small enough already - and then finally, Mr. Black called the students to go back to the room. He smiled to himself proudly at finding the book and joined the rest of his friends at the door.

"What'd you get?" Luke asked.

Han shrugged his shoulders and held the book close, making sure to keep it to himself. "Just a random book about flying."

Luke smiled and then spun around to ask the others.

Mr. Black led the students from the library back to the classroom (but you'd think that grade six students would be able to go the library and back by themselves, right?). The students sat back down in their desks and opened their books to read.

Silence.

Han opened the book quietly and began reading the first page.

Dear Diary,

Today was a bad day. I was in my room with the music from Riverdance playing. I was dancing on the floor with my tap shoes on and it was all going food until I tripped over a random cord on the ground. I landed on my back in pain. IT HURT! I'M AN OLD MAN - well, not THAT old but my back is very fragile.

Besides that, the food was poisoned at dinner tonight. I got a stomach ache. Painful.

Note to self: never let Maul cook again.

Yours truly,
Sidious.


Han's mouth dropped open slightly as he read it. He then smiled to himself and began to snicker softly, causing Leia to stare at him. He shook his head at her and she went back to reading.

Dear Diary,

Today was a good day! Guess what?! There's a Talent Show coming nearby! I was thinking of entering myself; I found out Dooku was going to enter himself. I'm going to dance and sing a little while Dooku said he's going to do some magic tricks. There are prized for first, second, and third and a little something for fourth.

I will be first.

Dooku can be second.

Maul is also entering himself. He said he's going to do something with food. That's gotten me worried but oh well; only the stupid people will eat it and get sick. I shall laugh.

Maul can be third.

We will win.

Your truly,
Sidious.


The class passed quickly as Han managed to read through at least another forty entries when Mr. Black spoke up suddenly, "students! Please look at the board for the new instructions!"

The students looked up and there was a new set of instructions on the board. They read:

1.) On the top of your paper, write the title and author of your book.
2.) Under that, write how many pages you wrote (i.e. Pages 1-24)
3.) Write a short summary of what you read.
4.) Write a favourite quote from one of the pages you read.
5.) Put your name at the top right hand corner.
6.) Hand it in.
7.) Be quiet.
8.) Read on until I give more instructions.


Talking began to echo through the classroom as the students began writing and talking with their neighbours.

Leia leaned over towards Han. "What book did you get?" she asked, eyeing the book he was holding.

Han shifted his eyes and then lowered his voice, "it's not really a book, Leia. It's Sidious' diary. I don't know why it was in the library but it was there! I have it here!"

Leia's eyes went wide and she slapped a hand over her mouth.

Everyone looked over to Leia and Han, staring in confusion and wonder.

Suddenly, Sidious stood up from his desk and walked over. He sensed something from Han. "What book are you reading?" he asked, his voice soft and oddly gentle.

Han looked away and didn't reply.

Of course, not being an adult, Sidious jumped at Han, trying to grab the book. "GIVE IT TO ME!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NEVER!"

Oddly enough, Sidious managed to finally get the book away from Han and fell onto the floor. He smiled as he stood up. "There's something about this book and I will find out rig--" His eyes went wide. "My d-diary! HOW DID THIS GET HERE?! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS!" With that, he darted out of the room.

Mr. Black jumped up from his chair to run after Sidious but tripped over Maul's foot, falling to the ground.

Maul placed a cookie in his mouth and gave him a childish grin.

Everyone stared for a quiet second and then left the room as Maul walked to the door and threw a match.

BOOM!

They were off to a junior high school, which was actually right across the street. Grade seven, and they hadn't learned anything yet.