I do NOT own Star Wars although it'd be cool if I did.
Director: Aphy with various people with accents

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy ... I'm so sorry. *sigh* I've just been so busy lately with lots of homework and projects and other things like Open House and band stuff yadda, yadda. *sighs again* AND I also haven't had many ideas. But I think I got one now. Eh, it probably isn't funny but at least I got this chapter up.

Anywho, I love all you reviewers! I broke 100 reviews! I LOVE YOU ALL! *jumps out and hugs people and then hands out cookies* I wonder if my brother has ever even TRIED to read this O_o he DOES read Star Wars fics but never reviews ^_^ *wonders and goes to work on IABC*

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Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Sidious, Maul, Dooku, Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Yoda, Windu, and Fett sat quietly - oddly enough - on the large yellow bus as the teacher stood up and cleared her voice. The other grade seven students fell into silence as the teacher, Miss Rita Chapter, raised her hand, "Students! We have arrived at the Music Museum! Now please, do not break anything while you are in there. You may talk and pick up some of the things which ONLY have a sign that say, 'You can pick up'. Do you all understand?"

"Yes Miss Chapter!" came a loud reply and with that, all the students jumped out of their seats and rushed off the bus, shoving Miss Chapter into a bus seat as they did.

Of course, like any junior high students, they all split up into groups and rushed into the museum; they even passed by the lady who was to ask where they were from. There were three classes of grade sevens and out of ALL of them, the Chibis - as they were nicknamed (but GEEKS was another popular nickname for them as well) - were the smallest [no duh]. They had all learned to really ignore the other students and luckily, the Chibis had been placed into all the same class yet none of them arrived with a report card. How strange. Isn't it strange? It's strange.

The Chibis entered the museum and immediately began to wander around; they had never seen such a weird place in their lives. Maul skipped along and stopped as he came to something with strings - a guitar - and pulled it off the wall. Above it was, 'THIS IS THE GUITAR OF ELVIS HIMSELF. DO NOT TOUCH.', yet Maul either didn't care or couldn't read it. He began fiddling with it until with his long nails, he brushed the strings and gasp, they made a sound!

"Hey, that was kind of cool," Anakin said, reaching out to grab the guitar but Maul jumped back before he could. He pouted.

Padme placed a hand on his shoulder and pointed across the room to another guitar. "Use that one, Anakin."

Anakin smiled brightly and ran over to grab the other guitar; above this guitar said, 'THIS IS THE GUITAR OF JIMI HENDRIX. DO NOT TOUCH', but like Maul, he either didn't see it or couldn't read it because he pulled it right off the wall and began to fool around with it.

People walking by began to gasp and rushed off while others gasped but stopped to watch.

Anakin began to finally get the hang of the guitar just as Maul did so they began to duel, in a sense.

Han, feeling left out, spun around on his heels until he noticed something. An accordion but of course, he didn't know WHAT the heck that was but he grabbed it off the wall; above it, it read, 'THIS IS DREW CAREY'S ACORODION. DO NOT TOUCH!'. He frowned and began to try it out until somehow - no one will EVER know - he got the hang of it and joined in on the duel.

For three Chibis who had never seen these things in their lives, they didn't sound half bad.

Chewie, wanting to join in with Han, reached to the wall to grab the nearest thing. He pulled off the wall a ... PIANO! Well, he IS Chewie; above from where the piano had been 'placed' was a sign that read, 'THIS PAINO WAS PLAYED BY MANY FAMOUS COMPOSERS LIKE MOZART. DO NOT PULL OFF WALL.' He placed it down beside where Han was playing and began to play something of a nice beat, joining the others.

Mace Windu, frowning, wanting to shut the others up, and used the Force to grab something. He had grabbed ... A BARITONE SAXOPHONE! From where he had grabbed it, a sign read, 'THIS SAXOPHONE WAS USED BY BLEEDING GUMS MURPHY IN THE SIMPSONS. DO NOT PLAY.' He immediately began playing with the others, enjoying himself.

Luke sighed and then looked to his side, noticing something silver and shiny! He quickly grabbed it and began playing. Little did he know ... it was a flute!

"LUKE! IT'S HORRIBLE! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR WHINING!"

Luke looked over to Leia who was yelling at him. He stopped and sniffed and then quickly tried again but THIS time, he actually starting playing well.

Little did the Chibis know, a group of people was gathering and they seemed to be enjoying the music being played live. [Isn't it weird that no guards have stopped them yet?]

Fett snarled underneath his helmet and grabbed a nice, golden Trombone from the wall and began playing. 'THIS TROMBONE WAS PLAYED IN BENNY GOODMAN'S BAND. ONLY PLAY IF BENNY GOODMAN IS AROUND.' He seemed a little off-key at first until Qui-Gon had grabbed a trombone - also from Benny Goodman's band - and began playing with him. How they played so well, no one will EVER know.

Obi-Wan wandered over to a wall and grabbed a nice, black guitar off of the wall and began fiddling with it. Unlike the other two, it was a Bass Gutair played by some random Bass Guitar player. 'THIS BASS GUITAR WAS PLAYED BY A RANDOM BASS GUITAR PLAYER. DO NOT TOUCH.' He shrugged and then quickly joined in on the duel, helping create a little bit of lower and deeper sound.

Yoda floated over to some large with various piece to it where he sat down and picked up to sticks. They were ... drums. 'THESE DRUMS WERE PLAYED BY ROGER TAYLOR OF QUEEN. DO NOT TOUCH IF NOT ROGER.' Yoda tapped the sticks together; noticed Dooku had nothing, and grabbed something at random. He threw it over to Dooku who caught it -- it was a triangle! Yoda began to suddenly smash on the drums, creating a beat to the duel while Dooku began 'dinging' the triangle at random beats.

Padme, Sidious, and Leia all watched for a moment and suddenly grabbed microphones and began to sing their hearts out.

The crowd of people watched as the Chibis played, tapping their feet and cheering for them.

It was all fine and dandy until suddenly...

"ALL RIGHT! SHOWS OVER!"

The Chibis stopped playing their instruments and looked over to a group of guards standing before them. They all dropped their instruments and got ready to fight with the guards but before any of them could do anything, the guard standing in the front grabbed a microphone and cleared his throat. The other three guards grabbed microphones and cleared their throats. Suddenly, without warning, they all began to sing ... like an acapella. They were singing the theme to the Brady Bunch.

The Chibis listened for a bit and slowly backed away and rushed out of the doors, leaving Maul behind. He snickered as the guards were almost finished and then handed them each a cookie. He grinned, handed them all a cigar and rushed out. JUST as he exited, the whole placed went KABLAMO!

The Chibis watched as people rushed out, their hair on fire or their feet on fire. Either one.

They all smiled at each other - even though they hated each other ... you know - and walked off and got onto the bus. They told the driver to leave because the others wouldn't be coming and after just one short month, they were off to grade eight.