I do NOT own Star Wars although it'd be cool if I did.
Director: Aphy with more accent-people helping (I love people with accents; don't you?)
Thank you EVERYONE for all the reviews! *squeals* ^_^ I love you all and you know it. *hands out various kinds of cookies and good marks on tests/exams*
Well, after a lot of thought and annoyance, I finally updated the Chibi Wars. Amazing, ne? O_o Yeah, sorry, I haven't updated for a while *looks* okay, I haven't updated since March. So SUE me. I'm sorry, really, I am but I've been busy and I haven't had time to right let alone have any bloody ideas. Now I'm begging you, if you have any spiffy ideas for grade nine, tell me. If I use it, I'll hug you and kiss you and bury you in your favourite food. Or just give you your object of affection (ie. Legolas or something Oo). THANK YOU! ^_^
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Band. Everyone loved band. Who didn't love band? Band was fun. Playing instruments was fun. But even better than band was the Band Trip!
"SETTLE DOWN!" the music teacher, Mr Bee Sharp - his mother was a little bit of a bee lover -, yelled at the top of his lungs from the front of the bus. He took a deep breath, watching the grade eight and nine students settle down. The worst of all, of course, were settled all the way in the back; they were the Chibis. He turned his attention back to the front of the bus were scenery of mountains passed by.
"This is going to be great," Leia whispered to Padme who nodded in agreement. "We get to go to a beach after we play at this next school! Can you believe it? A beach!"
The two girls squealed in excitement.
Maul jumped up and down in the back seat, the one closest to the bathroom. The bathroom was never used because everyone was afraid Maul would throw in a cookie and a match while they were in there. So the bus smelt clean or as clean as a band bus could be. He sneered at everyone who glanced at him; even the grade niners were afraid of him.
Mr Sharp stood up as the bus turned a corner and came to a halt, causing him to go flying forwards.
Everyone laughed.
Mr Sharp stood up and slowly made his way up the stairs back to his front seat. "aHEM. We have arrived at the final school for the trip; I expect this to be our best preformance since this is ... our final one! First, as always, we will unload the bus and then we'll take everything into the school. Just follow the person in front of you and you'll find the gym."
With that, all the students jumped from their chairs and rushed down the middle aisle to the stairs where they exited the bus. They took their instruments as quickly as they could and rushed up the sidewalk to the school entrance.
The instruments were as follows (for the Chibis):
Anakin played the baritone.
Padme played the alto saxaphone.
Obi-Wan played the clarinet.
Qui-Gon played the tenor saxaphone.
Sidious played the flute.
Maul played the drums.
Dooku played the trombone.
Luke played the oboe.
Leia played the piano.
Han played the trumpet.
Chewie played the triangle and crash cymbals [tee-hee].
Yoda played the tuba.
Windu played the barry sax and bass guitar (for jazz band).
And Fett played the bass clarinet.
They all loved their instruments very dearly. Especially Maul.
After setting up in the gym - with screams, a few cookie exploding, and a flying hamster - the elementary students began to file in loudly. They all sat down where their teachers told them to and hushed as Mr Sharp walked to the front of the band. "Hello Blue Feather Elementary School! My name is Mr. Bee Sharp and this is my grade eight and nine honour AND jazz band...s! We are from Junior ... Chibi High School." He paused for a minute to cough as the Chibis snickered loudly. "We have been on this band trip for the past two days and this is our final stop where we will play various songs for you to listen. Along the way, I shall explain to you each instrument and what it does and..." He rambled on and on, visibly boring the students to death until he finally stopped and started up the band.
The first song they - as in the honour band - were playing was called Colonel Bogey [curses to that song!]. After they played that, the kids clapped, and they played more songs. They had played a few Lord of the Rings songs, Yellow Submarine, Smoke on the Water, and Phantom of the Opera to name a few. After more clapping, the jazz band split from the honour band and began to set up.
"This is our prized jazz band," Mr Sharp explained, "and they'll be playing some songs for you today!"
Maul tapped his drum sticks together for a few moments, almost breaking them until Mr Sharp began waving his hands about. The band started out with the Hawaii Five-0 theme song. As usual, the kids clapped, and they moved on to their next songs. They also played Mr Papi, Take Five, Street Beat, Down by the Riverside, and Georgia Swing ... to name a few. Like before, the students clapped. One of the students came up to Mr Sharp and handed him a pen for a thank you (pfft, what a thank you!). They clapped again.
After cleaning up, the students rushed to the bus, awaiting the trip to the beach.
Maul threw some of his cookies to the front of the bus; Luke whined; Leia and Padme compared bathing suits; Anakin spoke with Obi and Qui-Gon about random things like striped lightsabers; Sidious and Dooku compared their fingernails; Han and Chewie played darts on the back of someones chair; Yoda and Windu levitated while talking about 'royales with cheese'; Fett snuck around, shooting people between the eyes with a Nerf gun.
FINALLY, to Mr Sharp's happiness, they had arrived at the beach...
The students exited the bus quicker than someone could say, 'spiff!', and ran down the sidewalk to the sand where they laid out their towels and such.
Padme and Leia sat down underneath their umbrellas and began talking about their love lifes - as in Han and Anakin. And they STILL didn't know that they were mother and daughter; pfft, kind of slow, don't you think?
Anakin, Obi-Wan, Han, Luke, and Chewie instantly ran towards the water where they dived in and began swimming around, dunking each other at random. Of course, Luke had almost drowned because Han kept him under the water too long [A/N: Now now, I like Luke but it's always fun to do that to people ^_^].
The sun moved across the sky slowly and was at least now two hours away to settling down. What that means, in easier terms, is that a few hours went by and amazingly, nothing horrible happened--
"SHARK!"
--well, until now.
Everyone scrambled out of the water, the women/girls screaming and the boys/men taking deep breaths out of shock. They all stared at the moving water to see a large fin appear close to the shore. The water around the fin turned red.
"I don't think it's a shark," Han mumbled as Leia hung onto his arm.
"Then go see," Leia said in reply.
Han's eyes went wide. "I uh, gotta go to the bathroom." He laughed nervously and then ran off.
Anakin frowned at the water and waved a hand. "Probably dead or something; look! it's barely even moving!"
The fin darted from side to side.
Anakin yelped.
"Waiiiiiit a minute!" Padme said with a snap of her fingers. "Where's Maul in all of this?" People gasped and began looking around for signs of Maul but couldn't find any. "Maybe he was eaten by the shark."
A few people smiled at that.
Suddenly, the fin - shark, whatever - leaped out of the water causing everyone to scream and landed on the shore.
It was...
...Maul.
There was silence as everyone stared at Maul.
"Okay, so if that was a joke, why was the water red around you?" Dooku asked with a raised eyebrow.
Maul opened his mouth for a moment and shut it.
Everyone slowly began to realize and then laughter echoed loudly throughout the beach, causing Maul's eyes to go wide. At that moment, he knew why the water had gone red. His eyes went wider as he held up a hand to stare at it; it was ... still red. He raised an eyebrow, confused on why everyone was laughing. "Waiiiit." His skin was red ... but he did had tattoos. He gasped and screamed, running out of sight.
Maul's tattoos had dissolved - somehow - in the water, causing it to go red.
Tip of the day: never go to Tattoos-R-Us on Coruscant; they're cheap.
Director: Aphy with more accent-people helping (I love people with accents; don't you?)
Thank you EVERYONE for all the reviews! *squeals* ^_^ I love you all and you know it. *hands out various kinds of cookies and good marks on tests/exams*
Well, after a lot of thought and annoyance, I finally updated the Chibi Wars. Amazing, ne? O_o Yeah, sorry, I haven't updated for a while *looks* okay, I haven't updated since March. So SUE me. I'm sorry, really, I am but I've been busy and I haven't had time to right let alone have any bloody ideas. Now I'm begging you, if you have any spiffy ideas for grade nine, tell me. If I use it, I'll hug you and kiss you and bury you in your favourite food. Or just give you your object of affection (ie. Legolas or something Oo). THANK YOU! ^_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Band. Everyone loved band. Who didn't love band? Band was fun. Playing instruments was fun. But even better than band was the Band Trip!
"SETTLE DOWN!" the music teacher, Mr Bee Sharp - his mother was a little bit of a bee lover -, yelled at the top of his lungs from the front of the bus. He took a deep breath, watching the grade eight and nine students settle down. The worst of all, of course, were settled all the way in the back; they were the Chibis. He turned his attention back to the front of the bus were scenery of mountains passed by.
"This is going to be great," Leia whispered to Padme who nodded in agreement. "We get to go to a beach after we play at this next school! Can you believe it? A beach!"
The two girls squealed in excitement.
Maul jumped up and down in the back seat, the one closest to the bathroom. The bathroom was never used because everyone was afraid Maul would throw in a cookie and a match while they were in there. So the bus smelt clean or as clean as a band bus could be. He sneered at everyone who glanced at him; even the grade niners were afraid of him.
Mr Sharp stood up as the bus turned a corner and came to a halt, causing him to go flying forwards.
Everyone laughed.
Mr Sharp stood up and slowly made his way up the stairs back to his front seat. "aHEM. We have arrived at the final school for the trip; I expect this to be our best preformance since this is ... our final one! First, as always, we will unload the bus and then we'll take everything into the school. Just follow the person in front of you and you'll find the gym."
With that, all the students jumped from their chairs and rushed down the middle aisle to the stairs where they exited the bus. They took their instruments as quickly as they could and rushed up the sidewalk to the school entrance.
The instruments were as follows (for the Chibis):
Anakin played the baritone.
Padme played the alto saxaphone.
Obi-Wan played the clarinet.
Qui-Gon played the tenor saxaphone.
Sidious played the flute.
Maul played the drums.
Dooku played the trombone.
Luke played the oboe.
Leia played the piano.
Han played the trumpet.
Chewie played the triangle and crash cymbals [tee-hee].
Yoda played the tuba.
Windu played the barry sax and bass guitar (for jazz band).
And Fett played the bass clarinet.
They all loved their instruments very dearly. Especially Maul.
After setting up in the gym - with screams, a few cookie exploding, and a flying hamster - the elementary students began to file in loudly. They all sat down where their teachers told them to and hushed as Mr Sharp walked to the front of the band. "Hello Blue Feather Elementary School! My name is Mr. Bee Sharp and this is my grade eight and nine honour AND jazz band...s! We are from Junior ... Chibi High School." He paused for a minute to cough as the Chibis snickered loudly. "We have been on this band trip for the past two days and this is our final stop where we will play various songs for you to listen. Along the way, I shall explain to you each instrument and what it does and..." He rambled on and on, visibly boring the students to death until he finally stopped and started up the band.
The first song they - as in the honour band - were playing was called Colonel Bogey [curses to that song!]. After they played that, the kids clapped, and they played more songs. They had played a few Lord of the Rings songs, Yellow Submarine, Smoke on the Water, and Phantom of the Opera to name a few. After more clapping, the jazz band split from the honour band and began to set up.
"This is our prized jazz band," Mr Sharp explained, "and they'll be playing some songs for you today!"
Maul tapped his drum sticks together for a few moments, almost breaking them until Mr Sharp began waving his hands about. The band started out with the Hawaii Five-0 theme song. As usual, the kids clapped, and they moved on to their next songs. They also played Mr Papi, Take Five, Street Beat, Down by the Riverside, and Georgia Swing ... to name a few. Like before, the students clapped. One of the students came up to Mr Sharp and handed him a pen for a thank you (pfft, what a thank you!). They clapped again.
After cleaning up, the students rushed to the bus, awaiting the trip to the beach.
Maul threw some of his cookies to the front of the bus; Luke whined; Leia and Padme compared bathing suits; Anakin spoke with Obi and Qui-Gon about random things like striped lightsabers; Sidious and Dooku compared their fingernails; Han and Chewie played darts on the back of someones chair; Yoda and Windu levitated while talking about 'royales with cheese'; Fett snuck around, shooting people between the eyes with a Nerf gun.
FINALLY, to Mr Sharp's happiness, they had arrived at the beach...
The students exited the bus quicker than someone could say, 'spiff!', and ran down the sidewalk to the sand where they laid out their towels and such.
Padme and Leia sat down underneath their umbrellas and began talking about their love lifes - as in Han and Anakin. And they STILL didn't know that they were mother and daughter; pfft, kind of slow, don't you think?
Anakin, Obi-Wan, Han, Luke, and Chewie instantly ran towards the water where they dived in and began swimming around, dunking each other at random. Of course, Luke had almost drowned because Han kept him under the water too long [A/N: Now now, I like Luke but it's always fun to do that to people ^_^].
The sun moved across the sky slowly and was at least now two hours away to settling down. What that means, in easier terms, is that a few hours went by and amazingly, nothing horrible happened--
"SHARK!"
--well, until now.
Everyone scrambled out of the water, the women/girls screaming and the boys/men taking deep breaths out of shock. They all stared at the moving water to see a large fin appear close to the shore. The water around the fin turned red.
"I don't think it's a shark," Han mumbled as Leia hung onto his arm.
"Then go see," Leia said in reply.
Han's eyes went wide. "I uh, gotta go to the bathroom." He laughed nervously and then ran off.
Anakin frowned at the water and waved a hand. "Probably dead or something; look! it's barely even moving!"
The fin darted from side to side.
Anakin yelped.
"Waiiiiiit a minute!" Padme said with a snap of her fingers. "Where's Maul in all of this?" People gasped and began looking around for signs of Maul but couldn't find any. "Maybe he was eaten by the shark."
A few people smiled at that.
Suddenly, the fin - shark, whatever - leaped out of the water causing everyone to scream and landed on the shore.
It was...
...Maul.
There was silence as everyone stared at Maul.
"Okay, so if that was a joke, why was the water red around you?" Dooku asked with a raised eyebrow.
Maul opened his mouth for a moment and shut it.
Everyone slowly began to realize and then laughter echoed loudly throughout the beach, causing Maul's eyes to go wide. At that moment, he knew why the water had gone red. His eyes went wider as he held up a hand to stare at it; it was ... still red. He raised an eyebrow, confused on why everyone was laughing. "Waiiiit." His skin was red ... but he did had tattoos. He gasped and screamed, running out of sight.
Maul's tattoos had dissolved - somehow - in the water, causing it to go red.
Tip of the day: never go to Tattoos-R-Us on Coruscant; they're cheap.
