I do NOT own Star Wars although it'd be cool if I did.
Director: Aphy with Mulder and accent-people on the side
Since it's the summer (and a month in already), I've finally gotten time to write and post up! YAY APHY! ^_^ I was at summer school (for CALM) but I'm free now to write. I hope to at least get up two or three chapters but who knows, this is me we're talking about. And the principle in the story, Mr. Duck Fodge, has a very interesting name. If someone can guess what his name REALLY is (it has to do with the letters), put it in your review and you'll be in with them for high school.
Huzzah, I'm going to update There's a Jedi In My Closet! later because I think it's funny. Having Obi-Wan in your closet would be spiffy. I'd hug him and keep him, wouldn't you? I love you reviewers.
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After time and time again of detentions and all those other bad things, the Chibis were ready to graduate. But it wasn't a huge graduation but a simple grade nine farewell sort of thing where the grade nines were given some random thing -- a cross maybe? -- to carry with them through high school but seriously, who would do that?
All the grade nine students of the local junior high school were all seated in the front of the gym, all in nice clothes with their parents sitting behind them. Anakin, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Dooku, Maul, Luke, Yoda, and Windu were in their best robes -- ranging from light brown to black -- while Padme and Leia were in some nice dresses with their hair overdone and Fett, Han, Chewie, and Maul wore any random clothes they could find -- Chewie had been forced to wear clothes.
The principle, Mr. Duck Fodge, walked up the stairs to the gym dressed in a nice suit with a smile upon his face. He walked up to the middle and cleared his throat, signaling everyone to simple shut up.
Silence.
"Welcome students and parents," he began, "to this wonderful occasion!"
Maul snickered evilly, ignoring the glances from his peers.
Mr Duck Fodge cleared his throat again and gave a short laugh. "These students have done many amazing things here like the car wash, the marathon dance, and donation of over two thousand dollars to charity!"
The people clapped and cheered loudly.
Sidious noticed a student sitting beside him, John, was blushing madly. He was Student Council President and John knew that lots of people were staring at him.
"But enough of me, I'd like to call up our two valedictorians of the year 2003!" He stepped off the gym as two girls -- Britney and Cherry -- walked up the stairs in their overly-expensive dresses and stood in the middle before the microphone. A few boys whistled in the background -- followed by an 'OW!', thanks to Dooku -- causing the two blondes to blush and giggle.
Britney began, "This was a great year, filled with lots of joy, tears, and laughter. We all had our ups and our downs but we learned a lot from this year of grade nine."
Maul snickered again.
Britney continued, "Everyone learned something unique about themselves and they all got to share it with the world."
Cherry took over suddenly, "Now sure, we've had our large disagreements but we've learned to put them behind us and listen to each other. At the beginning of the year, we had two new students come into grade nine, not knowing anyone or anything about the school. We--"
Britney cut in, "We all jumped right in and welcomed the two new students with open arms. We showed them what was what in the school and welcomed them both into our groups of friends. They both fit in perfectly and gave back to the school as a sign of thanks. In November, we went to a Winter Camp to get to know each other better and--"
Cherry smirked and cut in, "And we learned thousands of things. We found that Marcus really had another side"--she winked--"and that Jessica was a really great mountain climber. Jamie beat everyone in the battle of wits while Jocelyn showed off her smarts in the trivia."
"We swam in the lake and were attacked by leeches, driving us out of the lake," Britney said, ignoring the angry glance from Cherry. "Even though the leeches scared us half-to-death, we went right back in the next day and it was fine. We learned to face our fears at the Night Hide-and-Go-Seek we played in the woods just behind the camp ground. Sure, we thought we ran into the Blair Witch a few times--"
"But we never found anything that could hurt us," Cherry finished.
Suddenly, without any sort of warning, Britney lashed out at Cherry, tackling her.
Everyone gasped at the sight.
Cherry and Britney, best friends from the beginning, were attacking each other on the stage, pulling at hair and scratching viciously. Hissing sounds could be heard from each of the blondes.
Someone yelled, "CAT FIGHT!"
After a few minutes of the fighting, the gung-ho Chibis got onto the stage and pulled them away from each other. Cherry had thrown her arms around Obi-Wan (she was five foot two and he was ... three feet?) and cried while Britney complained to Han who simply nodded again and again.
Sitting the two girls on opposite sides of the gym, the farewell continued.
Each of the students went up in alphabetical order, receiving a cross from the principle. Each student shook his hand while Maul gave Mr. Duck Fodge a shocking shake.
Everyone clapped as the students sat back down in their seats and watched as the principle stood at the middle of the stage once again. "I'd like to thank everyone for this amazing year; the students are great kids and they'll all do amazingly in whatever they chose to do. May you all go in peace an--"
Before Mr. Duck Fodge could finish his sentence, there was a large explosion from the back of the stage, sending off fireworks everywhere.
People screamed.
People ran.
People attacked each other to get out of the gym.
People tripped and fell over their own feet.
People swore.
The Chibis all cast an accusing glance to Maul who was snickering madly, trying to control himself. Yes, Maul was back to be his old tattooed, explosion-liking and snickering self. They all shook their heads as as Mr. Duck Fodge ran by them with his hair on fire.
Leia rubbed her head as Padme adjusted her hair. "You know, this is really fun but the only thing I'm worried about is grade twelve grad. You know, what'll Maul do then?" she asked, her head cocked to the side as the fireworks got louder but the Chibis didn't move.
"The only thing I'm wondering about is will Maul have a date?" Fett scratched his head as they all glanced at the gleefully-dancing Maul.
They all gave each other a 'he'll-never-get-a-girl' look and left him dancing happily in the gym which would soon be burned to the ground along with Maul -- probably.
Director: Aphy with Mulder and accent-people on the side
Since it's the summer (and a month in already), I've finally gotten time to write and post up! YAY APHY! ^_^ I was at summer school (for CALM) but I'm free now to write. I hope to at least get up two or three chapters but who knows, this is me we're talking about. And the principle in the story, Mr. Duck Fodge, has a very interesting name. If someone can guess what his name REALLY is (it has to do with the letters), put it in your review and you'll be in with them for high school.
Huzzah, I'm going to update There's a Jedi In My Closet! later because I think it's funny. Having Obi-Wan in your closet would be spiffy. I'd hug him and keep him, wouldn't you? I love you reviewers.
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After time and time again of detentions and all those other bad things, the Chibis were ready to graduate. But it wasn't a huge graduation but a simple grade nine farewell sort of thing where the grade nines were given some random thing -- a cross maybe? -- to carry with them through high school but seriously, who would do that?
All the grade nine students of the local junior high school were all seated in the front of the gym, all in nice clothes with their parents sitting behind them. Anakin, Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Dooku, Maul, Luke, Yoda, and Windu were in their best robes -- ranging from light brown to black -- while Padme and Leia were in some nice dresses with their hair overdone and Fett, Han, Chewie, and Maul wore any random clothes they could find -- Chewie had been forced to wear clothes.
The principle, Mr. Duck Fodge, walked up the stairs to the gym dressed in a nice suit with a smile upon his face. He walked up to the middle and cleared his throat, signaling everyone to simple shut up.
Silence.
"Welcome students and parents," he began, "to this wonderful occasion!"
Maul snickered evilly, ignoring the glances from his peers.
Mr Duck Fodge cleared his throat again and gave a short laugh. "These students have done many amazing things here like the car wash, the marathon dance, and donation of over two thousand dollars to charity!"
The people clapped and cheered loudly.
Sidious noticed a student sitting beside him, John, was blushing madly. He was Student Council President and John knew that lots of people were staring at him.
"But enough of me, I'd like to call up our two valedictorians of the year 2003!" He stepped off the gym as two girls -- Britney and Cherry -- walked up the stairs in their overly-expensive dresses and stood in the middle before the microphone. A few boys whistled in the background -- followed by an 'OW!', thanks to Dooku -- causing the two blondes to blush and giggle.
Britney began, "This was a great year, filled with lots of joy, tears, and laughter. We all had our ups and our downs but we learned a lot from this year of grade nine."
Maul snickered again.
Britney continued, "Everyone learned something unique about themselves and they all got to share it with the world."
Cherry took over suddenly, "Now sure, we've had our large disagreements but we've learned to put them behind us and listen to each other. At the beginning of the year, we had two new students come into grade nine, not knowing anyone or anything about the school. We--"
Britney cut in, "We all jumped right in and welcomed the two new students with open arms. We showed them what was what in the school and welcomed them both into our groups of friends. They both fit in perfectly and gave back to the school as a sign of thanks. In November, we went to a Winter Camp to get to know each other better and--"
Cherry smirked and cut in, "And we learned thousands of things. We found that Marcus really had another side"--she winked--"and that Jessica was a really great mountain climber. Jamie beat everyone in the battle of wits while Jocelyn showed off her smarts in the trivia."
"We swam in the lake and were attacked by leeches, driving us out of the lake," Britney said, ignoring the angry glance from Cherry. "Even though the leeches scared us half-to-death, we went right back in the next day and it was fine. We learned to face our fears at the Night Hide-and-Go-Seek we played in the woods just behind the camp ground. Sure, we thought we ran into the Blair Witch a few times--"
"But we never found anything that could hurt us," Cherry finished.
Suddenly, without any sort of warning, Britney lashed out at Cherry, tackling her.
Everyone gasped at the sight.
Cherry and Britney, best friends from the beginning, were attacking each other on the stage, pulling at hair and scratching viciously. Hissing sounds could be heard from each of the blondes.
Someone yelled, "CAT FIGHT!"
After a few minutes of the fighting, the gung-ho Chibis got onto the stage and pulled them away from each other. Cherry had thrown her arms around Obi-Wan (she was five foot two and he was ... three feet?) and cried while Britney complained to Han who simply nodded again and again.
Sitting the two girls on opposite sides of the gym, the farewell continued.
Each of the students went up in alphabetical order, receiving a cross from the principle. Each student shook his hand while Maul gave Mr. Duck Fodge a shocking shake.
Everyone clapped as the students sat back down in their seats and watched as the principle stood at the middle of the stage once again. "I'd like to thank everyone for this amazing year; the students are great kids and they'll all do amazingly in whatever they chose to do. May you all go in peace an--"
Before Mr. Duck Fodge could finish his sentence, there was a large explosion from the back of the stage, sending off fireworks everywhere.
People screamed.
People ran.
People attacked each other to get out of the gym.
People tripped and fell over their own feet.
People swore.
The Chibis all cast an accusing glance to Maul who was snickering madly, trying to control himself. Yes, Maul was back to be his old tattooed, explosion-liking and snickering self. They all shook their heads as as Mr. Duck Fodge ran by them with his hair on fire.
Leia rubbed her head as Padme adjusted her hair. "You know, this is really fun but the only thing I'm worried about is grade twelve grad. You know, what'll Maul do then?" she asked, her head cocked to the side as the fireworks got louder but the Chibis didn't move.
"The only thing I'm wondering about is will Maul have a date?" Fett scratched his head as they all glanced at the gleefully-dancing Maul.
They all gave each other a 'he'll-never-get-a-girl' look and left him dancing happily in the gym which would soon be burned to the ground along with Maul -- probably.
