Insanity on the Set, Please by NachoManLance
Disclaimer: Love Hina nor Andrew Joshua Talon are mine to keep. Andrew Joshua....I wonder if they ever called you A.J? Heh heh, just kidding
Note: Much has been happening thats been distracting this fic. So I decided to cut a few scenes to make it shorter and easier to understand. This is the last *official* chapter of the fic, although there will be a chapter after words that is basically how the fic would be if it was Keitaro's movie. It should get interesting. Enjoy!
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Chapter 7: And The Award Goes To.......
"Alright everybody," said Keitaro to the whole cast before him, "This is the final scene, the major fight between Talon and Lance, good and evil, weretiger and Mexican boy."
"I am NOT, I repeat, NOT Mexican!" Lance pointed out, "Although I wouldn't complain if I were."
"Anyway," continued Keitaro, rolling his eyes, "This is the grand finale of the movie, and I want to take this time right now to thank each and every one of you for doing your part to help me with this project."
The group 'awed' and each mumbled something about just doing their job.
"Also, the movie must be turned in by tomorrow so we have to nail this scene right! Got it Talon and Lance?"
"You betcha!" both gave him a thumbs-up.
"And Naru," pleaded Keitaro, "PLEASE don't hurt anyone on the set."
Naru hesitated for a moment before finally nodding her head.
"Alright then," said Keitaro, "Let's do this!"
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Lord Talon crashed through the tower doors to find Sorcerer Lancelot bent over a tied up Princess Naru in the back of the dark room. Lancelot looked up to see Lord Talon pointing his sword toward him, and chuckled.
"So, you have defeated both my followers Rogue Sarah and Motoko Warrior. Let me be the first to congratulate you for coming this far." he said with an evil smirk on his face.
"You will surrender the Princess to me evil sorcerer, before I have to by force!" Lord Talon demanded, pointing his sword at his neck in a threatening way.
"Is that so?" Lancelot reached his hand behind him and took out a grand, evil sword glowing dark blue. "Since you've drained my magical powers I will have to kill you with my sword!"
And so the grand battle began. Clash after clash, Talon and Lancelot fought like tigers in the room, skipping over furniture and tumbling on the ground like professional knights. Princess Naru watched in shock as the two fighters gave it their all. After a few moments of intense fighting Lancelot knocked Talon's sword out of his hands and held his right over his heart.
"You are a brave fighter Lord Talon," said Lancelot, "But you are nothing like your father once was."
"What are you talking about," Lord Talon gasped, "You killed him!"
"No Talon," said Lance, "I am your father!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
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*Two weeks later.....*
"It's here!!!"
Keitaro ran into the Hinata holding a large envelope that held his grade for the assignment. In mere seconds everyone in the apartments, including Seta, Haitani and Shirai, and even Kentaro had shown up before him to find out what the grade was.
"What is it, man?" Haitani asked, pointing at the envelope.
"It's my grade for the movie project! I haven't opened it yet so that we could all see." Keitaro carefully untied the knot and emptied the contents of the envelope. A grade paper, the original video and a letter from the school board fell out at once. Keitaro picked up the grade paper and read aloud the grade.
"A+!!!! I GOT AN A+ THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone in the Hinata boomed with excitement and cheer.
"Congratulations, Keitaro!" Shinobu clasped her hands over her mouth in surprise.
"Well done, Keitaro." Motoko said in her same serious tone, although she had a hard time holding back her happiness.
"We did it! We did it!" Haitani and Shirai chanted.
"Not bad Keitaro, knew you had it in ya!" Kitsune patted him on the shouldar.
"This calls for a celebration! Cheers Keitaro!" Talon announced.
"I'm gonna get the food ready!" Shinobu ran toward the kitchen, "Lance, wanna help me with the nachos?"
"Sweet Mericful Heavens do I!!!!!!!!!" Lance ran heart-stricken after Shinobu when he got caught by the ankles by Sarah.
"No Lance! Wait for me I wanna help too!"
"Don't forget the watermelons!" Mutsumi reminded them.
Su laughed and jumped around the room joyously as Naru tried to pry her down from the ceiling. Meanwhile Seta walked over to Keitaro and nudged him in the chest.
"Congratulations Keitaro, I'll have to recommend you to the Tokyo U board for this."
"You would really do that for me Seta?" Keitaro had tears in his eyes.
Seta chuckled, "Hell no! The board doesn't listen to a damn thing I say these days!"
The room grew silent as they stared at Seta in rage.
He chuckled again and scratched the back of his head, "Did I tell you that was a joke?"
Still more silence.
"I'll go now..."
Talon picked up the video and smiled, "Hey everybody, they mailed back the video for us to watch, let's go see our award winning performance!"
Everyone cheered in approval and ran for the living room. Keitaro popped in the video and watched as the movie came to life on their T.V screen.....
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Thank you everyone who has so far sent me positive reviews and, even to those who sent me flames! This isn't the last chapter, so stay tuned for the movie!
NEXT TIME: Watch as Lord Talon makes his journey to rescue Princess Naru from the evil clutches of the sorcerer Lancelot. LAST CHAPTER NEXT!!!!!!
