Beach Busted!

~!~!~!~!** Chapter 1 **!~!~!~!~

"Jim, what the fuck did you do to my beach ball, man?" Said Stifler, with a disgusted look on his face.

"Uh, sorry. I fell a sleep trying to blow it up last night and, well, kind of had a 'pleasant' dream about Nadia.

Sorry, dude. I totally forgot about that." replyed Jim, swallowing hard.

"DUDE! You little shitface." snarled Stifler.

Stifler and Jim walked over to Oz, Kevin, and Finch to load the truck with their beach items. There was

an empty spot in the back of the truck, just enough room for three girls; Jessica, Vicki, and Nadia.

"Steven, please tell me that's not your lifeguard shirt." Sighed Finch.

"Fucking right! That's my chick magnet weapon. When I put it on and sit tall and pround in that lifeguard chair,

the chicks will be on me within minutes." Said Stifler.

"Oh, please. You'll more than likely get caught by a REAL lifeguard. But it's not my problem." Laughed Finch.

"Come on Finch, let the man have some fun. It's not everyday hot girls will notice him. It's like....a blessing!" Joked Kevin.

"You people are fucked up! You'll be tanning in the sun all by yourselves, wondering where the females are." Replyed Stifler.

"Yeah, we'll be wondering, alright. Then find out that you scared them all away when you took off your shirt." Said Oz.

"Suck this, Oz!" Yelled Stifler, grabbing a hold of his dick. "If we don't get going, the girls are going to leave without us. Come on you pussy's!" Demanded Stifler.

"Yeah, yeah, alright. Are you picking them up at Jess' house?" asked Kevin, "Oh, I think they already got a head start. That looks like Jessica's

Puffy mop of hair. Wait a minute, is THAT Nadia? Holy shit!"

The guys squinted their eyes to see what Kevin was so surprised about and all of their sweaty jaws dropped about 5 inches.