Title:

GIVE BACK OUR MEN!

Rating:

PG-13 [Bad language, sexual scenes, small lime, but no lemon]

Disclaimer:

The game, "Dead or Alive", does not belong to me or my cousin. We both do not own any of the characters that we are about to use.


Chapter Three:

YOU'RE COMING WITH US! Part II

"One cookie dough ice cream on a wafer cone," said a tall man, who was standing in front of the counter in an ice cream parlor. He was dressed in a black ninja outfit with his hood over his dark brown hair. He left his face open so people could see his identity.

Another ninja was standing next to him, looking up at the menu on the wall to place his order. He was wearing a white ninja outfit, and a white bandanna to match on his red/brown hair.

"Hmm..." he murmured to himself.

"Hurry up Hayate!" his friend in black, Hayabusa, urged as his fingers tapped on the counter while he looked at him with annoyance.

The two ninjas did not notice that everyone in the ice cream shop where looking at them. They did not think walking around in strange ninja outfits would make the people somewhat... frightened. The old man at the counter who was supposed to take their order looked at them with terror in his eyes. They were definitely much taller than he and he knew they could do damaged to his feeble body.

"Hmm..." again Hayate hummed.

"WILL YOU JUST PICK A FLAVOR!!!!" a red face Hayabusa screamed, slamming his fist on the counter. This action made everyone shriek and run out of the shop. The old man at the counter let out a, "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!" and ran into the back storage room.

"Ok! Give me a four scooper on a sugar cone. One scoop chocolate, mocha, coffee, and rocky road! Ooo! And with chocolate sprinkles all over! Heheh, I love those sprinkles." Hayate finally said, rubbing his hands together at the thought of his sweet treat.

But the two sweat dropped when they saw no one at the counter.


"Man, wonder what got them so hyped up about," Hayate commented while he devoured his four scooped ice cream.

Hayabusa and he had just left the ice cream parlor after waiting fifteen minutes for the old man to come back. In truth, Hayabusa had to go and get the old man, finding him at the corner screaming for his mommy when he saw the tall ninja approach.

They did not notice that every time they passed someone, that person would let out a high pitch scream and run away from the two fighters.

"I don't know. Maybe they were too baffled when they saw your hideous face." Hayabusa joked while he ate his ice cream.

Hayate nodded and was about to agree when he heard him correctly. "HEY!" he let out as Hayabusa snickered.

"HOW DARE YOU! JUST BECAUSE YOU KILLED ONE MY CLAN'S ENEMIES DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF ME! I know it must anger you that I am much better looking but please, let's act like grown men here." Hayate said the last sentence in a normal tone as he ran his free hand through his hair.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Hayabusa yelled back.

The two soon went into a fighting position in the middle of the sidewalk, their ice cream in one hand, while the other was ready to be used to fight with.

"You know down right that I am the good looking and you are the repulsive looking one." Hayabusa corrected.

Hayate just smirked. "Well if that's true, which it isn't, when I'm true with you I'll make you even uglier."

"Bring it on!"

A huge gust of wind past by as the match began. Hayate did a high kick, aiming at Hayabusa's face but the other ninja ducked, making his leg swoosh over his head.

"YEAH!" Hayabusa yelled out, using his free hand to grab Hayate's leg before it could land on the ground again, and tripped him. Right at that, time seemed to slow down.

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!" Hayate shouted in slow motion with a very very deep voice as he fell to the ground; the ice cream cone went flying out of his hand and landed on top of his head.

He blinked for a moment before everything that had happened replayed in his head. Hayabusa was towering over him as he looked down with a smirk.

"BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! See!! I beat you! Aw, but you look so sweet with your ice cream, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"

Unknown to both men, three girls were creeping up from behind Hayabusa. "HEY!!!" One of them yelled into his ear, making him jump up with fright, letting out a very high pitch scream. He jumped so high, he had forgotten he had his ice cream in his hand and slammed it all over his face.

Kasumi, Hitomi, and Ayane looked at both of the two ice cream covered ninjas puzzlingly. "What happened to you three?" Ayane asked, wrinkling her nose with disgust.

"Yeah... ice cream is meant for eating. And aww!!!! You had rocky road, my favorite!!!!" Hitomi complained, noticing the ice cream on top of Hayate's head. She took her hand and went to take some of the top ice cream and ate it.

"EEEWW!!!" Kasumi and Ayane shirked together, moving far away from the 18 year old as passable. Hayabusa slumped down on the side walk with Hayate as he mourned for his lost ice cream on his face.

"sniff and that was good ice cream too sniff"

Hayate could only nod in agreement as they both then looked at each other and broke out crying. "Mommy!!!! WHHAHAAA!!! I want ice cream!!!!!" Hayate whined, making Hitomi who was in front of him jump with fright from the outburst.

"WHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Hayabusa could only complain as they cried a river.

"Aww, come on guys, cheer up," Hitomi tried to sooth, patting Hayabusa on the head and Hayate on the back. She had a sweat dropping forming on her head when they still kept crying.

"Oh, get out of the way and let me show you how to shut up two babies!" Ayane yelled, getting in front of Hayate and slapping him. He stopped instantly as his eyes almost bulged out. His head was turned to one side because of the hard smack.

Kasumi went up to Hayabusa and slapped him across the face too. But when she did this, she forgot his face was covered with ice cream. Now her hand was messed up with the sticky sweet. Although, the good thing was, her slap also brought Hayabusa to his senses.

"Oh my, what happened?" Hayate asked, looking at the three girls confused.

Hayabusa did so as well but then realize what did take place. He let out a deep sigh, bowing his head low. "It looks like we had another I-want-ice-cream! frantic attacks." He explained.

"A what?" Ayane asked, never hearing such a ridicules thing.

"Oh, drats, I hate it when I get it. It's an attack Hayabusa and I get when we want ice cream. We usually get it after loosing our ice cream by mistake when we fight."

Hitomi and Ayane exchanged bewildered look while Kasumi was still trying to get the ice cream off her hand.

"Oh eeeewww!!! My hand is all icky!!! Hayabusa, look what you did!!" She desperately began to wipe it off on Hayabusa's sleeves.

But at the moment, while Hayabusa was trying to stop Kasumi from wiping the ice cream off, all five froze when they heard a loud yell coming their way. Soon enough, they could see the muscular form of Leon, running down the sidewalk heading their way. He was screaming so loud they could see his tonsils when he passed.

"AAHH!! GET OUT OF THE WAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE BY A BLONDE MANIC!!!!!!!" he was screaming over his shoulders to them before he was out of sight.

"Leon?" Hitomi asked, a question mark dancing around between the five fighters' heads.

But before anyone else could say another word, they heard another loud scream. It was so loud they could hear it without even seeing where it was coming from.

"LEON!!! YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, YOU JERK!!!!"

Again, they could make out another figure. But this time she was in a huge monster truck, her eyes flaming red and her hair practically standing. She was indeed fuming with rage at poor Leon.

"Helena?" Hayate asked as they watched her drive on the street very fast towards the direction the running target had gone.

Once she was out of sight, the five each looked at each other, their expression asking, "What was that all about??"

"Was it me or did I see a red mark on Helena's forehead..." Ayane pointed out all of a sudden.

"I know, I saw it too. I wonder why she was chasing poor Leon with a monster truck though," Hitomi wondered, feeling sorry for the older man. She knew that when Helena was mad, she was mad; as in crazy man. It was very scary to be around her when she was in that mode.

Kasumi had finally gotten off the disgusting mess of ice cream on her hands before remembering what the three were suppose to do. "OH! Hey, that reminds me! We're here to invite you to come with us to this cruise trip we won!"


Gen Fu was walking in the park with his little granddaughter, who was riding her bike. Her being 5 years old, she had training wheels.

"That's it, doing very good," the old man chuckled as his granddaughter almost ran into a tree.

"Hehe, yay!" she cheered, this time almost running into a trashcan, making her almost fall in it.

Gen Fu laughed with the small girl too before he stopped short and his serious expression come on. He heard a nose... a very loud and annoying noise. It was coming his way.

"What's that grandpa?" his granddaughter asked.

"I don't know."

Gen Fu kept his eyes in front of him until he could make out a figure. It was Leon. And he was screaming bloody murder.

"AHHH!!! SAVE ME!!!!"

His loud plea for help scared all the birds out the trees. He was soon heading their way and Gen Fu locked eyes with him.

What is the matter with that boy? Gen Fu asked himself as the broad shouldered fighter kept running towards him. He heard Leon say something to him from a distance.

"MY SAVIOR!"

"What?" Gen Fu asked, confused. Expecting Leon to come to him for help, he sweat dropped when he ran past him and towards his granddaughter.

"GET OFF!!!" Leon screamed, taking the small granddaughter and throwing her in the wastebasket. He then jumped on the small kiddy bike and tried to pedal away. But unfortunate for his overgrown weight compared to the bike, he could barely move.

Gen Fu watched him, not caring that his granddaughter had just been viciously thrown into the dumpster. And he also did not notice that the garbage truck had stopped in front of the wastebasket. The machine clawed hands of the truck took hold of the ends of the dumpster and threw the garbage inside, the small girl along with it.

"Leon?" Gen Fu asked in his serious old voice, walking towards the other fighter, who was only able to move an inch on the bike. But he could not say anything else when he heard another voice from a distance.

"BAKA!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!"

Leon seemed to have heard this too and began to panic. "OH FUCK!!! OLD MAN!!! PUSH ME DOWN THE HILL!!! HURRY DAMMIT!!!!"

The bike was on top of a hill and if only Leon could just reach the edge he might be able to escape the blonde's hunger to make him road kill.

"LEON!!! I SEEEE YOU!!!!"

Gen Fu could now see a green monster truck coming his way, with a blonde girl on it.

"Helena?" Gen Fu asked, bewildered.

"AAHH!!!" Leon screamed with terror as Helena was now coming closer and closer. He began to pedal so hard and so fast that he broke it. "NOOOO!!!!"

"DIE YOU PINK LOVING BEAR THINGY!" she screamed, making Leon let out an ear piercing shriek.

But when she was about to run him over, her monster truck let out a big boom and turned off completely. "What!!??! NOO!!!" She screamed. She looked down too see that she was all out of gas.

Leon, very grateful of this, jumped off the bike and was about to make a run for it before Helena tackled him. "You no good, stinky, meanie, baka!! Look at my forehead!! My beautiful forehead!! And here I was going to invite you on a cruise with me!"

Gen Fu watched as Helena sat on top of Leon, who was lying on his front, his face in the dirt. He winced as he watched Helena pulling Leon's hair. But what he heard next was very interesting to him.

"Here I was, I was thinking that I should maybe waste my second ticket on you!! I could have asked someone else but the others already got them! I could have also asked the old geezer, Gen Fu, but then I figured Bass would give him his spare ticket!!!!! I'm starting to get second thoughts!!!" With all the anger inside her, she did not notice Gen Fu was present.

Oooooo... what do my pretty ears hear? Gen Fu asked himself getting in all the information.

"OK!!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!! AHAHH!!! MOMMY!!! NOOO!!! HELP!!! ANYONE!!" Leon was screaming the whole time as Helena was torturing him.

"GET OFF!!!" he screamed getting to his feet and making Helena fall off, making her land hard on a stone with her butt. "AHH!!" she screamed in agony, jumping up and quickly rubbing it.

Leon noticed his second fault in the same day and then had the identical expression he had when he first noticed he had thrown his pink bare at Helena. Terror. Fright. Horror.

"AAHHH!! MOMMY!!!" he screamed, running away again.

Helena quickly followed, going after him with her hands stretched out, ready to grab his throat. Gen Fu was now left alone the park as the two figures disappeared from sight.

"Hmmm... a cruise eh? And oh my, what's this? Bass has an extra ticket? But oh rats, knowing that daughter-loving buffoon, he wouldn't invite me to come... hmm... this called for desperate measures."

A sly grin formed on the corner of his wrinkled face. "Oh yes, desperate measured indeed, MWUAHAHAHAHHAHA cough. cough" He had swallowed a great deal of saliva when he was laughing and had chocked.

Once he was better, he then looked around. "Mei Li?" he called for his granddaughter. He looked inside where the trashcan she had been thrown in earlier, but no sign of her. Turning his head, he saw the garbage truck pass by. And in the back, her dark brown head sticking out, was his granddaughter.

"Grandpa!" she whined.

"HOLLY COW!!! Mei Li! Ah! Mei Li!" He screamed, going after the truck that was driving away.


Author Notes:

Finally! My cousin and I were able to update! Sorry for the delay, it was hard for me and my cousin to get together and work on this chapter. I hope you like it!

Dark Samarian has spoken!