Author's Note i thought this chapter up in the shower. (ooo, kinky, lol. just kidding). Oh, and just so ya know, the thing with channel 73 happened to me before. lol. it was hilarious as hell.

Warning This chapter has some "things" in it, just a small warning, you dont' like sex/porn/anything else like that then you might want to skip past the first part of this. muwahahahah!!

In Which Draco Is Left Alone

"Ma, I need your help."

"What is it dear?" My mother asked, glancing over my shoulder at Draco.

"I need you to watch Draco." I told her. She eyed me.

"Honey, I'm sure he's quite capable of watching himself." She told me, smiling softly.

"No, he's not. Besides, I have class. Please, mom, please?" I begged.

"You go to school?" Draco snorted. I glared at him before turning back to my mom. She nodded her approval. I grabbed Draco's arm and dragged him over to the kitchen table, setting him down in one fo the chairs.

"Stay put." I ordered, before turning at my heel and walking out of the house. I had a bad feeling, leaving Draco there with my mom. But I had to go to class. I hoped into my '63 Dodge Dart and sped off to the school. Thankfully, I'm psychic, so I know what happen. (okay, so someone told me)

I had just drove off and Draco was sitting at the table, eyeing my mother uncertaintly. She was piling loads of Miracle Whip onto a slice of bread. Once she was finished, and had slapped on some other ingrediants, she set the plate on the table along with a bag of chips. Draco looked down at it, then back up at her. She sat across from him and watched, like he was a fish in an aquarium.

"Umm, thanks." Draco muttered, picking up the sandwich. He watched as a glob of Miracle Whip fell out from between the bread and onto the plate. Frowning, he slowly bit down on the sandwhich. His face soured a moment, as he swallowed. He sputtered a moment, gulping down the milk she handed him. "That was... nice."

"If you don't like it, dont' eat it, but I ain't fixin' nothing else." My mother told him. He nodded, and decided to concentrate on the potatoe chips. "Now, I really don't think you need to be watched. So, I'm gonna let you play around the house. I got a checkbook to balance, dont' have time to be messing with you."

"Umm, okay." Draco replied. He slowly stood, my mom watching him, and headed for the living room. He glanced back at her, before picking up the remote control. Draco didn't know what he was doing, but he notice my step-father playing with the remote the night before. So, cautiously, he pressed a button. Nothing happened. Finally, he suceeded in pressing the power button and the tv roared to life. Pressing the channel button, Draco watched as the screen switched from Scooby Doo to some man skating around in a jock-strap. Draco leaned close to the tv and read the words in the corner. "Jackass... hmmm."

"Whatever you do," My mother told him from the kitchen, "Dont' turn it to channel 73. Nasty thing. And that stupid cable company wont turn it off, wouldn't you know."

"Okay." Draco replied, not know what the hell she was talking about. He continued to press the button that switched the channels, not even paying attention to the numbers that flashed on the screen. Sooner or later, he found himself on a pure black channel. Curious, he turned up the volume (having figured out which button that was by now).

"Oh, yessss, yessssssssssssss." A voice said from the tv. Draco's eyes widened as he leaned closer. "That's nice... MMMmmmmmmMMMmmmm!"

"What the hell?" Draco mused.

"Oh, wow!" Another voice, a female one, popped up. "Your so big!"

"Wait 'till you feel it baby." The first voice responded. Draco held back a laugh. This had to be the most corniest thing he ever heard.

"Oh, baby, you know what I like." The female voice groaned.

"I'm comming in!" The male announced. Draco laughed at this.

"Careful, it's my first time." Draco highly doubted that.

Suddenly, to Draco's suprise, the channel flashed a staticy grey, looking like it had been hit with lightning. Then, slowly, it began to unscramble. Draco's eyes widened second after second as the tv's picture slowly came into view. Basically, it was two people having sex. Freaky sex to be exact, considering they were ontop of the roof of some building with cars driving past them. Draco's mouth dropped open and he scrambled to get closer, being the boy that he is.

"Shit!" Draco screamed as a hand slapped him the side of his head from behind. He turned around and saw the most scariest site of his life: my angry mother. She reached down and grabbed the remote from him and quickly turned off the erotic tv. Draco shrunk down into the floor as she stood over him, glaring.

"I told you no channel 73!" She yelled. "Now go to you room! I mean, go to JoAnna's room! Get in there!" Draco jumped up and ran into my room, shutting the door. "And I dont' want to hear a peep out of you!"

Draco slumped down onto my bed and covered his face with his hands. With a heavy sigh he removed them a looked around. Sadly, he spotted my computer.

About two hours later, I walked into the house. I was tired and in a bad mood, having only made a C on my English term paper. I slumped past the kitchen and my mom. She told me something about a computer and Draco, which I just shrugged off. I walked into my room, past Draco on the computer, and to my bed where I dumped my backpack. As I lifted my arms up to stretch a sudden thought appeared to me: Draco was on my computer.

I spund around in shock and fear, praying for the life of my beloved Compaq. He sat at my desk, humming Rob Zombie's Living Dead Girl softly. Obviously he had gotten into my music folder, and it was almost comical to hear that song sung in such a soft mannor had it not been for the seriousness of the moment. The keyboard clicked lighty as he hit the keys and manuevered the mouse expertly. He had obviously spent the past couple of hours learning the basics of my computer. I would of been proud, had it not been the fact that it was with my computer. My precious, my child, my computer!

"What are you doing?!" I screamed, bounding forward. I leaned down over his shoulder, checking for any signs of danger. Nothing seemed to be wrong. No flashing lights, no virus alert. In fact, the computer was running smoothly.

"Just looking aorund on the internet." Draco replied smoothly. I watched in shock as the web site he just clicked to popped up.

"What the hell are you doing there?" I asked.

"It was in your 'bookmark'. Though I dont' know why they call it a bookmark, when this isn't a book." He informed me.

"Wait a minute!" I exclaimed, just realizing something. "How did you figure out my password?"

"It was easy." He said. "All I had to do was think of what a lunatic girl who kidnapped people would put."

"Oh."

"Would you shut up a minute, I'm trying to read this story." Draco ordered.

"What story?" I asked, rolling my eyes. "Let me guess, you went to FanFiction.net and searched for your name? Your so concieted."

"Shhh!" Draco insisted. I glanced at the page and read the title of the story. A gasp escaped my lips and I quickly covered it with a hand. "Hey!"

"Your not old enough to read that!" I told him. "What are you doing wanting to read a story called Best Sex Ever anyway?"

"I'm the main character!" Draco told me, aggitated. "Therefore, I must be the one getting laid, not move to the side!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No, Draco."

"Dammnit, Woman!!" He shoved me to the side, making me nearly fall over. He suceeded, my hand was now off the screen. He read the first aprt of the story, eyes wide, before turning and looking at me. I sighed.

"I told you not to read it."

"But-but!" Draco stuttered. I sighed again and patted him on the shoulder reassuringly as he continued. "How.. how..."

"It's just someone's imagination." I told him.

"But, how did they know?"

"What?" I asked, stunned.

"How could they of known we did that?" Draco asked. "He must of told! I can't beli-"

"Woah, hold on!" I interupted. "You had sex with Ron Weasley?! Oh my God! I knew it!"

"Shut up!" Draco yelled.

"Calm down." I ordered. "It's no big deal, okay? some person thought it would be nice to have you guys get freaky, all right? no one knows it's the truth."

"Really?" I nodded. "Good. They better not, I'll have the executed, along with the Weasel."

"So, how was it?" I asked. He glared at me and chose to ignore me the rest of the afternoon, which I spent asking him for the details.

End Notes muwahah! There is actually a story on here called Best Sex Ever, i love it! I just don't know who wrote it! o.O! sorry. lol. ^.^