Chapter 21~

"Rob...I...uh...um...what are you doing here?" Stacy asked nervously.

"Oh, well, I was gunna take you your homework, but..your teachers said Shane had already picked it up...so, I wondered why, and now I see....So...you have feelings for him huh?" Rob asked coming closer.

"Um...I...uh..." Stacy said nervously, looking back and forth between Shane and Rob.

"Wait...I have an idea..." Rob said.

"What?" Shane asked.

"You wanna share her?" Rob said.

"Really?" Stacy exclaimed.

"Yeah, like you could have her...Monday, Wednesday, Friday...then I get her Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday...then she gets a free day! How about that?" Rob said.

"That's a really good idea dude!" Shane said.

"Oh my God! Are you guys serious?" she said happily.

"No." they both laughed.

"Did you really think I liked you?" Shane said.

"Wha...you...huh?" she asked confused.

"And did you really think I'd share my girlfriend, which by the way you do not apply to anymore..." Rob said.

"But Rob...I love you!" she screamed.

"Oh yeah, me and about half the planet..." he said, rolling his eyes.

She pouted a little. "Why are you doing this to me? I thought you loved me!"

He laughed a little, along with Shane. "Hun, you have a long way to go...you did this to yourself...see ya." he said as he walked out the door.

"Buh byes Stace...see ya...well...around?" he laughed as he followed Rob.

"Christine is so going to get it! I'm sick of this! Now, she's in my personal life! Her life is so over!" Stacy exclaimed, throwing a vase against the wall, as it shattered to bits.

~*~*~Torrie's House~*~*~

"Shanny! I, uh...I didn't see you there...this isn't what it looks like!" Torrie said, unwrapping her arms from Jeff's neck.

"Oh, so..if I wasn't standing here...that wouldn't have happened?" Shannon said.

"Of course not...um...lemonade?"

"One second babe...I have a proposition..." Shannon said, sitting on the couch.

"Um...ok?" Torrie said, sitting beside him. Jeff took a seat on the arm of the couch.

"Look, I understand that you want both of us...I know exactly how you feel..." Shannon started.

"You do?" Torrie asked.

"Yeah, I mean, Stacy and you...who wouldn't want that?" Shannon exclaimed.

"Umm...you like Stacy?" she asked in disbelief.

"Of course...duh! Anyways...how would you like for me and Jeff to...well...share...you?" Shannon finally spit out.

"Really?!?"

"Yeah, I mean, if that's cool with you man..." Shannon asked Jeff.

"Of course dude...totally cool." Jeff smiled.

"You are serious?" she said, looking back and forth.

"No, not really...you see....we know you now Torrie..." Jeff said.

"What?" she asked.

"We know that you'd do anything to get what you want...in this instance, me..." Jeff finished.

"And...Did you really think Jeff would leave Marie? Or that I'd want to share...you?" Shannon added.

"But..I..." she started as Shannon cut her off.

"No, it's over Torrie...way over...we'll be seeing you..." Shannon said.

"Stay...well...actually...make yourself different...nobody likes you..." Jeff said, patting her on the head, as he and Shannon walked out the door.

~*~*~Marie's house~*~*~

"Soo...lemme get this straight...you and Robbie...decided that since you couldn't have us, and Torrie and Stacy couldn't have Shane and Jeff...you'd knock us all out, then call the cops and try and get Shane and eff arrested...?" Marie asked.

"Yeah...pretty wicked huh?" Billy said.

"Lemme ask you something....are you proud of what you did?"

"Honestly...yeah...I mean...I got you now..." he said, going in for a kiss. She slid past him and stood in front of him.

"No way...are you crazy? You seriously musta been dropped on your head like fifty times when you were little...but thanks for the info..." she said, showing him the tape recorder.

"Shit! How could you do this to me?" Billy asked.

"How could I? How could you? You totally betrayed our friendship...now please get the hell out of my house before I lay the Smackdown on your candy ass!" she exclaimed.

~*~*~Christine's house~*~*~

"Ok...so, you're telling me that Torrie and Stacy talked you into helping them pound us into the freakin ground...then call the cops to try and get Shane and Jeff's ass busted for something they didn't do?" Christine asked.

"Yeah...nifty ain't it?" Robbie said placing an arm around her shoulder. She pushed it off and got up.

"Nifty...not really..I think you've been drinking too much vanilla milk babe...and eating way too much whipped cream...I can't believe you'd ever do something...like that...I'm supposed to be one of your best friends...what's wrong with you?"

"Huh?"

"You're busted hun..." she said, pulling out the tape recorder. "I'll be seeing ya...you can show yourself to the door...buh byes!"