Title: Beaver Meadow
Rating: G/PG
Summary: Buffy finds out what her name means.
Genre: Humor
Spoilers: Buffy ep. ''Chosen''
Disclaimers: Since Buffy IS over...can I have the characters? What's that
Joss? NO!?! Fine.. I'll just borrow them. HA!
** **: Indicates thoughts
Beaver Meadow
Buffy sat at her table fiddling with Willow's state of the art laptop. She really didn't have anything to do since she didn't have to be the Slayer anymore. She mostly answered e-mails from other Slayers around the world who needed advice. While entering her password (Moose) she noticed one of the hotmail features that ever so cleverly popped up on the home page. It said "What does your name REALLY mean?" When she clicked on it, all she found was a long article, so she scrolled down to where it said, "Find the literal meaning of your name." She eventually entered Buffy and it said......yes, BEAVER MEADOW! **What the hell?! Why can't my nave have a cool meaning? What drugs were my parents on when they named me? Were they high and watching the Discovery channel? Oh, look at the cute little beavers romping in the meadow! Our daughter kind of looks like that! Lets name her Buffy instead of a name with a normal meaning...pass the beaver shaped bong, Hank. **
After her little mind-rant, Buffy calmed down. That's when she thought, **don't people usually live up to their names? Like Hitler, bad name, bad person** But how could she live up to beaver meadow? Suddenly, it came to her. They had meadows in Sunnydale, and there were beavers in the meadow, she had seen them. She turned off the laptop and ran up to her room.
Fifteen minutes later, she came out, devoid of makeup, in a complete beaver costume, tail and all. Buffy could still sense that something was missing. The teeth! Without hesitation, she ran out her house to the joke shop, and purchased a pair of plastic buckteeth. The cashier obviously didn't get it, but no matter, she had to live up to her name. She ran through the streets of Sunnydale, looking very out of place. Now she knew what beavers had to go through.
She eventually reached the meadow, but wasn't sure what to do. It was supposed to be beaver meadow, but there were no beavers except her. So she started to run around and hoot. She wasn't really sure what sound beavers made but she always thought they kind of looked like owls, in the way the sounded. Soon, Beaver Buffy got tired of running around when she spotted.lo behold! Another Beaver! She ran up to him and started sniffing him. Soon they began to romp, but the beaver was making weird noises, so Beaver Buffy started making them too, and she thought they were having fun. But then the beaver started to hurt her with his tail. Suddenly, there were beavers everywhere! They began to rush at her, chomping and swatting their tails at here. They ran her out of the meadow for good. Then they had a party for the brave beaver who had romped with the lunatic, and eventually ate him for touching a human, even thought she WAS trying to get in touch with her beaver side.
When she got home, Buffy took off her beaver outfit and put it back in her closet, next to her seal outfit. She sighed and closed the door, and decided to change her name to Rona. That meant seal, right?
Beaver Meadow
Buffy sat at her table fiddling with Willow's state of the art laptop. She really didn't have anything to do since she didn't have to be the Slayer anymore. She mostly answered e-mails from other Slayers around the world who needed advice. While entering her password (Moose) she noticed one of the hotmail features that ever so cleverly popped up on the home page. It said "What does your name REALLY mean?" When she clicked on it, all she found was a long article, so she scrolled down to where it said, "Find the literal meaning of your name." She eventually entered Buffy and it said......yes, BEAVER MEADOW! **What the hell?! Why can't my nave have a cool meaning? What drugs were my parents on when they named me? Were they high and watching the Discovery channel? Oh, look at the cute little beavers romping in the meadow! Our daughter kind of looks like that! Lets name her Buffy instead of a name with a normal meaning...pass the beaver shaped bong, Hank. **
After her little mind-rant, Buffy calmed down. That's when she thought, **don't people usually live up to their names? Like Hitler, bad name, bad person** But how could she live up to beaver meadow? Suddenly, it came to her. They had meadows in Sunnydale, and there were beavers in the meadow, she had seen them. She turned off the laptop and ran up to her room.
Fifteen minutes later, she came out, devoid of makeup, in a complete beaver costume, tail and all. Buffy could still sense that something was missing. The teeth! Without hesitation, she ran out her house to the joke shop, and purchased a pair of plastic buckteeth. The cashier obviously didn't get it, but no matter, she had to live up to her name. She ran through the streets of Sunnydale, looking very out of place. Now she knew what beavers had to go through.
She eventually reached the meadow, but wasn't sure what to do. It was supposed to be beaver meadow, but there were no beavers except her. So she started to run around and hoot. She wasn't really sure what sound beavers made but she always thought they kind of looked like owls, in the way the sounded. Soon, Beaver Buffy got tired of running around when she spotted.lo behold! Another Beaver! She ran up to him and started sniffing him. Soon they began to romp, but the beaver was making weird noises, so Beaver Buffy started making them too, and she thought they were having fun. But then the beaver started to hurt her with his tail. Suddenly, there were beavers everywhere! They began to rush at her, chomping and swatting their tails at here. They ran her out of the meadow for good. Then they had a party for the brave beaver who had romped with the lunatic, and eventually ate him for touching a human, even thought she WAS trying to get in touch with her beaver side.
When she got home, Buffy took off her beaver outfit and put it back in her closet, next to her seal outfit. She sighed and closed the door, and decided to change her name to Rona. That meant seal, right?
