Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Yu Yu Hakusho characters. I only own my
characters and myself (WaterFarie72)
Note: They might sound a little out of character. Can you blame me? I was hyper and bored. Not a very good combination. Lol. I wrote this just as a little thing to keep me busy. These are mini interviews and discussions. Please tell me what you think of it. Not all of the info will be accurate.
I know that I'm not being very nice to the characters, but please bare with me. Don't kill me just yet! Let me explain! *Spots Kurama* Kurama can explain! *Grabs Kurama and drags him over to the reader* There, Kurama, please explain why I am torturing the poor characters.
Kurama: She thinks it's fun.
WaterFarie72: It IS fun! And since I'm the author, they can't hurt me! This is great!
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*~First Yu Yu Hakusho Victim~*
WaterFarie72: Hi, guys!
Kurama: Hi, WaterFarie72.
Everyone else mumbles hi.
WaterFarie72: Welcome to.um.my living room. Take a seat anywhere. So how are you guys?
Yusuke: Annoyed. Very annoyed.
WaterFarie72: At who and why?
Kuwabara: Even I know this answer. WaterFarie72, c'mon. Please tell me you're joking.
WaterFarie72: No, I'm not. Who are you guys annoyed at?! *Glares at all four of them*
Hiei: We're annoyed at you. You forced us to be interviewed. Even that big oaf got that before you did. *Shakes his head sadly*
WaterFarie72: *Getting very mad at Hiei* Hiei, I wouldn't make me mad if I were you. I'm warning you.
*Kurama and Yusuke back up*
Hiei: *Smirks* Why not? What can a human do to me?
Kurama: I don't think you want to know, Hiei.
WaterFarie72: Hiei! You're going to pay for that! *Shoves Hiei backwards, catching him off guard. She grabs his sword and lunges at him with it.*
Hiei: *While Dodging blows* Someone stop her!
WaterFarie72: *Keeps slashing at Hiei* I told you not to mess with me, but you didn't listen! *Bangs Hiei on the head with the hilt of the sword*
*Hiei lies on the floor in a crumbled heap.*
WaterFarie72: *Smiles* Okay, I'm done. *Sheaths his sword for him*
Kurama: I'm amazed.
WaterFarie72: Why? Haven't you ever seen a girl who knows how to protect herself?
Yusuke: You actually hit Hiei.
Kurama: Hiei's one of the fastest demons alive. How did you manage to hit him?
Kuwabara: Let me guess. You're fast?
WaterFarie72: *answers sweetly* No, Kuwabara. I move very slowly. I hit Hiei all by luck.
Kuwabara: Really?
WaterFarie72: *Rolls her eyes* Someone shoot me, shoot me now. What did I do to deserve this?
Hiei: *Gets up slowly* I would enjoy shooting you.
WaterFarie72: *Alarmed* I was being sarcastic. I didn't actually mean shoot me.
Kurama: May you please answer my question?
WaterFarie72: Of course. I managed to hit him because I caught him off guard.
Kuwabara: Hey! You actually answer him! Why don't you ever answer me?
Hiei: She didn't answer you because you are baka.
WaterFarie72: He asked me nicely. You didn't.
Kuwabara: Hey, Shorty! I'm not an idiot!
Hiei: Are you so sure about that?
Kuwabara: *Thinks* Yeah.Hey!
WaterFarie72: *Tried to cover up a giggle*
Kuwabara: *Gets mad and charges at Hiei* You'll pay for that!
Hiei: *Steps to the side*
Kuwabara: *Crashes into wall*
WaterFarie72: *Shouting* You guys! I would like to keep my house intact! Stop running into walls! Oh yeah, and no blood anywhere! We just got the carpet changed! Whoever disobeys that will be hung from the roof of the Empire State Building by their feet! I'm not kidding!
Yusuke: *Skeptic* You don't have enough power to do that.
WaterFarie72: Yes I do!
Yusuke: No, you don't. *Hits wall*
WaterFarie72: *Glares at Yusuke* You're asking for it.
*WaterFarie72 disappears with Yusuke. They appear on top of the Empire State Building. WaterFarie72 is holding up some rope. She is smiling wickedly at Yusuke. He tries to run away from her. She tackles him and binds his feet together and then ties the other end of the rope to the roof. Yusuke stands up near the edge and WaterFarie72 pushes him off. He's hanging from the roof of the Empire State Building by his feet. WaterFarie72 poofs back.*
WaterFarie72: Now, anyone else want to doubt me?
Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei: *Shakes heads*
WaterFarie72: Good.
Kuwabara: How did you disappear like that?
WaterFarie72: *Sighs* I just - Hey! This is supposed to my interviews so I'm supposed to ask the questions. Now. *Faces Kurama* We all know that you used to be a demon, but what made you enter an unborn child?
Kurama: *Thinks* Well, I was going to die if it didn't. It was a matter of life or death and I chose to live, even if it meant as a human.
WaterFarie72: Ah, I see. Um. *Turns to face Hiei now* Hiei, how did you find out that you had a twin sister?
Hiei: Do I have to answer this?
WaterFarie72: Yes. That's why this is an interview.
Hiei: Fine. I went back to my birthplace and one of them told me about my sister.
WaterFarie72: Why did you get your Jagan?
Hiei: I got it so that I could find my sister.
WaterFarie72: So you went through all that pain just for her?
Hiei: Yes.
WaterFarie72: Aw.That's so sweet.
*A loud knock at the door. WaterFarie72 walks over and pulls it open slowly. Yusuke is standing there, a little shaken. She takes his arm and leads him to the sofa. Yusuke sits down.*
WaterFarie72: What's wrong with you?
Yusuke: I hate heights. (Note: Not true. I just made that up.)
WaterFarie72: Oh. Then maybe I should have used Kuwabara. Hiei would have cut right through the rope and I doubt that I can even get Kurama up there.
Kurama: *Narrows his eyes* What are you implying?
WaterFarie72: I'm saying that I might not have enough power to get a demon up there.
Kurama: Oh. I thought you were calling me fat.
WaterFarie72: *Walks over to him and pokes him in the abs.* Nope. You're not fat, just very muscular.
Kuwabara: Hey! WaterFarie72, I've noticed that you haven't tortured Kurama at all. Do ya like him or something?
WaterFarie72: *Blushes* Will you shut up, Kuwabara?! I'm a girl, it's not MY fault my feelings get in the way of things. And plus, he's not complaining about it.
Kuwabara: Well, I am.
WaterFarie72: Then you can go complain on the roof of the Empire State Building. And don't worry. I'm sure Yusuke will be joining you shortly. *Shoots a look at Yusuke*
Yusuke: *Pales* Kuwabara, trust me. You don't want to be up there. It's horrible.
Kuwabara: On second thought, I'll keep my comments to myself.
WaterFarie72: Wonderful idea. If only all of you could do that. Good, boy. *Pets Kuwabara on the head like a dog*
Yusuke: That reminds me of a saying. If it looks like a dog -
Hiei: - Make it a dog.
Kuwabara: Urameshi, I'm going to kick your butt for that!
Yusuke: I'd like to see you try.
Kurama: *Shakes his head slowly* WaterFarie72, please stop them.
WaterFarie72: No, this is hilarious!
Kurama: There might be blood everywhere and you might not have a house anymore.
WaterFarie72: Good point. Yusuke and Kuwabara, if you insist on fighting, I will hang BOTH of you from the roof of the Empire State Building by your feet!
Yusuke: *Blanches* It's his fault!
Kuwabara: What's so scary about hanging upside down?
* WaterFarie72 poofs with Kuwabara. She does the same thing she did to Yusuke. WaterFarie72 appears again.*
WaterFarie72: *Big smile* Let's get back to the interviews. *Looks at Yusuke* It's your turn. Do you have feelings for Kayko?
Yusuke: What kind of feelings?
WaterFarie72: It doesn't really matter.
Yusuke: Well, I've known her since I was little, so I guess we're very close.
*Kuwabara stumbles in the door*
WaterFarie72: Ah, Kuwabara, delighted that you decided to join us. It's your turn. Do you know that Yukina is --
Hiei: *Clamps hand over WaterFarie72's mouth*
Kurama: *Whispers into WaterFarie72's ear* Do not tell Kuwabara. He is not supposed to know.
WaterFarie72: *Nods*
Hiei: *Lets go of her*
Botan: *Pops into the room* Yusuke, we need the four of you in Spirit World. C'mon.
WaterFarie72: Well, it looks like this is good bye.
Kurama: Don't worry. We will come back.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei: *Glares at Kurama* No, we won't!
WaterFarie72: *Hugs each of them good bye*
*Only Kurama and Kuwabara actually hug back. Yusuke and Hiei just stand there.*
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How do you like this? I'm thinking about making this a huge mess of shows, games, books, etc. Each chapter is a new show, game, book, etc. Sounds good? Okay.
Kuwabara: Actually.
WaterFarie72: *Whacks him with Botan's metal bat* I don't care what you think! It's going to be that way.
Note: They might sound a little out of character. Can you blame me? I was hyper and bored. Not a very good combination. Lol. I wrote this just as a little thing to keep me busy. These are mini interviews and discussions. Please tell me what you think of it. Not all of the info will be accurate.
I know that I'm not being very nice to the characters, but please bare with me. Don't kill me just yet! Let me explain! *Spots Kurama* Kurama can explain! *Grabs Kurama and drags him over to the reader* There, Kurama, please explain why I am torturing the poor characters.
Kurama: She thinks it's fun.
WaterFarie72: It IS fun! And since I'm the author, they can't hurt me! This is great!
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*~First Yu Yu Hakusho Victim~*
WaterFarie72: Hi, guys!
Kurama: Hi, WaterFarie72.
Everyone else mumbles hi.
WaterFarie72: Welcome to.um.my living room. Take a seat anywhere. So how are you guys?
Yusuke: Annoyed. Very annoyed.
WaterFarie72: At who and why?
Kuwabara: Even I know this answer. WaterFarie72, c'mon. Please tell me you're joking.
WaterFarie72: No, I'm not. Who are you guys annoyed at?! *Glares at all four of them*
Hiei: We're annoyed at you. You forced us to be interviewed. Even that big oaf got that before you did. *Shakes his head sadly*
WaterFarie72: *Getting very mad at Hiei* Hiei, I wouldn't make me mad if I were you. I'm warning you.
*Kurama and Yusuke back up*
Hiei: *Smirks* Why not? What can a human do to me?
Kurama: I don't think you want to know, Hiei.
WaterFarie72: Hiei! You're going to pay for that! *Shoves Hiei backwards, catching him off guard. She grabs his sword and lunges at him with it.*
Hiei: *While Dodging blows* Someone stop her!
WaterFarie72: *Keeps slashing at Hiei* I told you not to mess with me, but you didn't listen! *Bangs Hiei on the head with the hilt of the sword*
*Hiei lies on the floor in a crumbled heap.*
WaterFarie72: *Smiles* Okay, I'm done. *Sheaths his sword for him*
Kurama: I'm amazed.
WaterFarie72: Why? Haven't you ever seen a girl who knows how to protect herself?
Yusuke: You actually hit Hiei.
Kurama: Hiei's one of the fastest demons alive. How did you manage to hit him?
Kuwabara: Let me guess. You're fast?
WaterFarie72: *answers sweetly* No, Kuwabara. I move very slowly. I hit Hiei all by luck.
Kuwabara: Really?
WaterFarie72: *Rolls her eyes* Someone shoot me, shoot me now. What did I do to deserve this?
Hiei: *Gets up slowly* I would enjoy shooting you.
WaterFarie72: *Alarmed* I was being sarcastic. I didn't actually mean shoot me.
Kurama: May you please answer my question?
WaterFarie72: Of course. I managed to hit him because I caught him off guard.
Kuwabara: Hey! You actually answer him! Why don't you ever answer me?
Hiei: She didn't answer you because you are baka.
WaterFarie72: He asked me nicely. You didn't.
Kuwabara: Hey, Shorty! I'm not an idiot!
Hiei: Are you so sure about that?
Kuwabara: *Thinks* Yeah.Hey!
WaterFarie72: *Tried to cover up a giggle*
Kuwabara: *Gets mad and charges at Hiei* You'll pay for that!
Hiei: *Steps to the side*
Kuwabara: *Crashes into wall*
WaterFarie72: *Shouting* You guys! I would like to keep my house intact! Stop running into walls! Oh yeah, and no blood anywhere! We just got the carpet changed! Whoever disobeys that will be hung from the roof of the Empire State Building by their feet! I'm not kidding!
Yusuke: *Skeptic* You don't have enough power to do that.
WaterFarie72: Yes I do!
Yusuke: No, you don't. *Hits wall*
WaterFarie72: *Glares at Yusuke* You're asking for it.
*WaterFarie72 disappears with Yusuke. They appear on top of the Empire State Building. WaterFarie72 is holding up some rope. She is smiling wickedly at Yusuke. He tries to run away from her. She tackles him and binds his feet together and then ties the other end of the rope to the roof. Yusuke stands up near the edge and WaterFarie72 pushes him off. He's hanging from the roof of the Empire State Building by his feet. WaterFarie72 poofs back.*
WaterFarie72: Now, anyone else want to doubt me?
Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei: *Shakes heads*
WaterFarie72: Good.
Kuwabara: How did you disappear like that?
WaterFarie72: *Sighs* I just - Hey! This is supposed to my interviews so I'm supposed to ask the questions. Now. *Faces Kurama* We all know that you used to be a demon, but what made you enter an unborn child?
Kurama: *Thinks* Well, I was going to die if it didn't. It was a matter of life or death and I chose to live, even if it meant as a human.
WaterFarie72: Ah, I see. Um. *Turns to face Hiei now* Hiei, how did you find out that you had a twin sister?
Hiei: Do I have to answer this?
WaterFarie72: Yes. That's why this is an interview.
Hiei: Fine. I went back to my birthplace and one of them told me about my sister.
WaterFarie72: Why did you get your Jagan?
Hiei: I got it so that I could find my sister.
WaterFarie72: So you went through all that pain just for her?
Hiei: Yes.
WaterFarie72: Aw.That's so sweet.
*A loud knock at the door. WaterFarie72 walks over and pulls it open slowly. Yusuke is standing there, a little shaken. She takes his arm and leads him to the sofa. Yusuke sits down.*
WaterFarie72: What's wrong with you?
Yusuke: I hate heights. (Note: Not true. I just made that up.)
WaterFarie72: Oh. Then maybe I should have used Kuwabara. Hiei would have cut right through the rope and I doubt that I can even get Kurama up there.
Kurama: *Narrows his eyes* What are you implying?
WaterFarie72: I'm saying that I might not have enough power to get a demon up there.
Kurama: Oh. I thought you were calling me fat.
WaterFarie72: *Walks over to him and pokes him in the abs.* Nope. You're not fat, just very muscular.
Kuwabara: Hey! WaterFarie72, I've noticed that you haven't tortured Kurama at all. Do ya like him or something?
WaterFarie72: *Blushes* Will you shut up, Kuwabara?! I'm a girl, it's not MY fault my feelings get in the way of things. And plus, he's not complaining about it.
Kuwabara: Well, I am.
WaterFarie72: Then you can go complain on the roof of the Empire State Building. And don't worry. I'm sure Yusuke will be joining you shortly. *Shoots a look at Yusuke*
Yusuke: *Pales* Kuwabara, trust me. You don't want to be up there. It's horrible.
Kuwabara: On second thought, I'll keep my comments to myself.
WaterFarie72: Wonderful idea. If only all of you could do that. Good, boy. *Pets Kuwabara on the head like a dog*
Yusuke: That reminds me of a saying. If it looks like a dog -
Hiei: - Make it a dog.
Kuwabara: Urameshi, I'm going to kick your butt for that!
Yusuke: I'd like to see you try.
Kurama: *Shakes his head slowly* WaterFarie72, please stop them.
WaterFarie72: No, this is hilarious!
Kurama: There might be blood everywhere and you might not have a house anymore.
WaterFarie72: Good point. Yusuke and Kuwabara, if you insist on fighting, I will hang BOTH of you from the roof of the Empire State Building by your feet!
Yusuke: *Blanches* It's his fault!
Kuwabara: What's so scary about hanging upside down?
* WaterFarie72 poofs with Kuwabara. She does the same thing she did to Yusuke. WaterFarie72 appears again.*
WaterFarie72: *Big smile* Let's get back to the interviews. *Looks at Yusuke* It's your turn. Do you have feelings for Kayko?
Yusuke: What kind of feelings?
WaterFarie72: It doesn't really matter.
Yusuke: Well, I've known her since I was little, so I guess we're very close.
*Kuwabara stumbles in the door*
WaterFarie72: Ah, Kuwabara, delighted that you decided to join us. It's your turn. Do you know that Yukina is --
Hiei: *Clamps hand over WaterFarie72's mouth*
Kurama: *Whispers into WaterFarie72's ear* Do not tell Kuwabara. He is not supposed to know.
WaterFarie72: *Nods*
Hiei: *Lets go of her*
Botan: *Pops into the room* Yusuke, we need the four of you in Spirit World. C'mon.
WaterFarie72: Well, it looks like this is good bye.
Kurama: Don't worry. We will come back.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei: *Glares at Kurama* No, we won't!
WaterFarie72: *Hugs each of them good bye*
*Only Kurama and Kuwabara actually hug back. Yusuke and Hiei just stand there.*
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How do you like this? I'm thinking about making this a huge mess of shows, games, books, etc. Each chapter is a new show, game, book, etc. Sounds good? Okay.
Kuwabara: Actually.
WaterFarie72: *Whacks him with Botan's metal bat* I don't care what you think! It's going to be that way.
