Disclaimer: I don't own any of the LotR characters or my friends Erin and Ashley. I only own my characters and myself (WaterFarie72)

Note: I'm trying hard to stay in character.

Hiei: Who are your friends?

WaterFarie72: You'll find out soon enough. *Smiles wickedly*

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*~First Lord of the Rings victims~*

WaterFarie72: Hello, Fellowship. Um. hold on, we have to wait for my friends to show up.

Erin: *walks in, her arms crossed in front of her. She has a mad look on her face.* Why couldn't Hiei have been here?

Ashley: *walks in behind her* Is Legolas here?

Erin: *her face lights up* LEGOLAS?!

WaterFarie72: *sighs* Where is Kuwabara? I need my stress reliever.

Aragorn: Why did you summon us here?

Ashley: Because we want to talk to you, duh.

WaterFarie72: *looks around* Where are the hobbits?

Erin: No, not hobbits! NO HOBBITS! *shudders*

Ashley: *pats Erin's shoulder* She's kind of afraid of them. She gets nightmares about a rabid hobbit chasing her.

Erin* twitches her eye* No, Don't take me!

Legolas and Gimli: *backs away slowly*

Ashley: *steps up and grabs Legolas' arm* Don't worry, I'm not afraid of hobbits. *smiles sweetly at him*

WaterFarie72: *shakes her head* Someone please keep Ashley away from Legolas before she tries to make out with him.

Erin: *Giggles*

Ashley: *Grins and pokes WaterFarie72* What about your little crush on Aragorn?

WaterFarie72: *slaps her* That wasn't a crush! All I said was that he's cute!

Erin: Excuse me, but wasn't Kuwabara your stress reliever? Why are you slapping Ashley? That's my job! *looks at WaterFarie72* and while your at it, can you please get Hiei here? Please?

Aragorn: Weren't we here for an interview?

*The three girls blink at each other*

WaterFarie72: Oh yeah! We kind of forgot. Hold on. *poofs away*

Legolas: Where did she go?

Gimli: Witchcraft!

Ashley: No. Magic!

Gimli: *looks at her like she has three heads*

Ashley: *mutters* Stupid dwarves.

Gimli: What did you call me?!

*WaterFarie72 poofs back with Hiei, Kurama, Gohan, and her stress reliever.*

Erin: *Runs to Hiei and squeals with delight*

Hiei: Who are you? *backs away*

WaterFarie72: *Puts her arm around his shoulder* That's my friend Erin.

Ashley: You're the love of her life.

Erin: *Runs and throws her arms around Hiei, but Hiei is only up to her shoulders*

WaterFarie72 and Ashley: *Rolls on ground laughing*

Erin: *growls at them. She points her fingers at them and zaps them.*

Kurama: *Jumps and grabs WaterFarie72 around the waist and jumps out of the way.*

Kuwabara: *Jumps in front of Ashley and gets zapped instead*

Erin: Darn, I missed. Um. Kuwabara, you weren't supposed to get hit. Oh well, accidents happen.

WaterFarie72: *Gets mad at Erin* That's MY stress reliever! Not your target practice! Mine!

Ashley: *Brushes her shirt off, looks down at Kuwabara, looks back up, and walks toward Legolas.*

*Suddenly, Aragorn and Gimli are gone. Legolas looks around in confusion*

Legolas: *scratches his head* Where did they go? Why couldn't they take me with them?

Ashley: *says sweetly* Oh Legolas, you don't want to leave us. You like us, well, at least you like me, right?

Legolas: *backs away slowly* I don't know you. *Turns to WaterFarie72* Use some of your witchcraft and send me away too.

Ashley: *Stomps her foot* It's MAGIC, you stupid @*#%ing elf! *slaps her hand across her mouth* I didn't mean you, I meant. *Spots Kuwabara* Kuwabara!

Erin: *States matter-of-factly* He's not an elf.

Ashley: I meant to say you, @*#%ing Kuwabara. He almost killed me when he jumped to save my life! Remember my delayed reaction problem?

Erin: *shrugs and walks to Hiei*

Hiei: *Runs and hides behind Gohan*

WaterFarie72: *spots Gohan* Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Gohan! I forgot that you were there.

Gohan: It doesn't really matter. I have to go on a date with Videl anyway. I just stopped by to say hello to your nice friends. *Wink wink*

WaterFarie72: You know the way out, right?

Gohan: *nods* Bye. *Opens door and flies through the door and crashes in to the tree in front of WaterFarie72's house.*

WaterFarie72: NO! MY TREE! GOHAN, GET BACK HERE! *Grabs Kurama and runs out the door.* Fix it, Kurama!

Ashley: *Turns to Erin* So. How was your day today, Erin?

Erin: *Zaps everything in the house, one at a time* Completely uneventful.

Ashley: You know that she's gonna get mad at you. *Waves her hands and everything gets back to normal.*

Legolas: *gasps* Witchcraft!

Erin and Ashley: NO, IT'S MAGIC! *steam comes out of Ashley's ears*

Erin: *Realizes that Hiei is now vulnerable since Gohan left*

Hiei: *Notices too and runs behind Ashley. He curses when he realizes his mistake and runs away.*

Ashley: *Runs away to the hall and rummages through her bag for something*

Aragorn and Gimli: *pops back in*

WaterFarie72: *Runs back in* What am I forgetting? Oh yeah, THE INTERVIEW!

Ashley: *Runs back in, gasping for breath* Okay, Legolas, which dress do you like better? The red one or the black one? *holds the dresses up*

WaterFarie72: *glances at Ashley* No, not THAT kind of interview.

Erin: *sighs, shaking her head sadly. Hiei is in front of her, tied to a chair.* You should be a little more resourceful with your questions, like me. *holds up two swords* Which sword do you like better, Hiei? The silver or the steel?

Hiei: *twitches his eyes* WaterFarie72, can you get her away from me?

Ashley: *shows him the door* This is the exit.

Erin: *grabs the chair with him in it* No, he's mine!

WaterFarie72: *sighs* So much for an interview. *turns to Legolas, Gimli, and Aragorn* How did Helm's Deep go?

Aragorn: We won.

Erin: *screams* No, I was still reading the book!

Gimli: Er. What book?

Ashley: Never mind, you wouldn't understand it. It's a bunch of witchcraft.

Gimli, Erin, and Legolas: *Screams* IT'S MAGIC!

Ashley: *rolls her eyes* That's MY line!

WaterFarie72: *shakes her head slowly* Whatever you say, Ashley.

Kuwabara: *Twitches, brushes himself off, and walks over to Ashley* So, I saved your life. Care to thank me?

Ashley: *Shoves Kuwabara and he falls over* So, Legolas, which dress?

Kuwabara: *weakly* I'd go with the red one.

Ashley: Yeah, I thought the black one was good, too.

WaterFarie72: I need my interview! Legolas, just choose a dress so she'll let me continue my interview.

Legolas: I like the black one.

Ashley: Ah, good choice! *runs to the bathroom to change*

Erin: *shakes her head and sighs* So, which.*sees an empty chair where Hiei was supposed to be.* Ah!!!!! HIEI! WHERE DID MY BELOVED HIEI GO?!

Ashley: *pokes her head out the bathroom door* Oh, by the way, I untied him.

Erin: WHAT?! *turns to zap Ashley.*

Kuwabara: *stands up weakly and accidentally gets hit by the zap that's meant for Ashley.*

Erin: Darn, I missed again! Kuwabara! You're not supposed to be hit!

Ashley: *shrugs* Oh well, accidents happen.

Erin: *Tries to zap Ashley again*

Kurama: *Jumps in front of Ashley*

WaterFarie72: No! Erin! Stop it! *shoots an icicle at the beam of electricity from Erin*

Ashley: *Shuts the bathroom door and finishes changing. She walks out of the bathroom door and steps directly onto Kuwabara.*

Kuwabara: *Screams in agony*

WaterFarie72: *Walks over to Kuwabara and puts a hand on his back. She channels magic into him and tries to heal him.* Kuwabara, you DO know that Ashley's not interested in you.

Kuwabara: Now you tell me!

Erin: *Still looking for Hiei* Kuwabara, you have bad taste, you don't even chase after the cute ones either.

Ashley: *explodes in anger* What are you talking about?! Just look at this face!

WaterFarie72: *Feels a tap on her back. She turns around and sees Hiei. He motions for her to hide him. WaterFarie72 nods.* Erin, have you tried looking in the kitchen?

Ashley: I think I saw him in the bathroom when I was in there.

Erin: *Races into bathroom and then to the kitchen*

WaterFarie72: *Whispers to Hiei* See that door over there? Run to it.

Hiei: *runs to the door*

Erin: *poofs to the door* I found you!

Kurama: *grabs Hiei and disappears*

Hiei's voice: Thanks, WaterFarie72 and Ashley.

Erin: *Falls onto her knees on the ground* NO!!!!! *Slumps over to the corner, weeping*

Ashley: *turns to Aragorn* So, what do you like to do in your free time?

Aragorn: Archery, Sword fighting, etc.

Ashley: How about you, Legolas?

Legolas: Um. Archery, skateboarding, and um. staying away from you.

Ashley: *shrugs* That's nice.

WaterFarie72: *glances at Gimli, Aragorn, and Legolas* I think you three should leave too, before Ashley and Erin get their hands on you. *poofs them away*

Ashley: That was a nice interview.

Erin: *cries* No, my Hiei! He was within my grasp!

Kuwabara: Ladies, I'll gladly stay.

Ashley: Shouldn't he leave, too? Buh- bye!

WaterFarie72: Wait a minute. Erin, Ashley, conference time!

*The three girls huddle together whispering*

WaterFarie72: We can still have some fun with him. Erin, get ready to zap. Ashley, get the red dress. I'll get the camera!

*Everyone scrambles to get everything. Erin starts cracking her fingers. Ashley runs back into the bathroom. WaterFarie72 runs back into her room and comes back with a camera. Everyone outside can hear sounds from the inside.*

Kuwabara: Why did you get a camera? What's with the red dress? Why are you pointing you finger at me? *screams* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you like THIS chapter? My friends and I had lots of fun with it.

WaterFarie72: Where's Erin?

Ashley: Still chasing Hiei. I didn't get to kiss Legolas. *sniff sniff*

WaterFarie72: You can always come back later.

Kuwabara: *Screams* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!