Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters I don't own or my friends
Erin and Ashley. I only own my characters and myself (WaterFarie72).
Note: This is just a chapter for fun. This isn't actually a real chapter. We're just bored.
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*~Chapter of Torture~*
WaterFarie72: Ashley, Erin, so glad you could come back today.
Ashley: What are you talking about? It's still tonight.
Erin: *poofs in with Kuwabara* I still don't understand what you see in Ashley?
Ashley: Hello! I'm cute and everything.
Erin: *bursts out laughing*
WaterFarie72: Since you got to bring someone, Erin, Ashley and I get to drag someone here too.
Erin: *Screams* I wanted Hiei! Kuwabara was just following me!
WaterFarie72: *waves her hands and Kurama and Hiei show up*
Erin: *Cries out in joy*
Hiei: *glances at WaterFarie72*
WaterFarie72: I'm sorry, Hiei. I had to do it. Erin would have tried to kill everyone here if I didn't.
Ashley: But who do I get?!
Kuwabara: *shouts out* Me!
Ashley: As I was saying, who do I get?
Erin: *pats Kuwabara's shoulder* Don't worry, she acts like this to every guy, except for the ones she thinks are cute.
WaterFarie72: I think I know who Ashley wants. *waves her hand and Legolas pops in*
Erin: *slaps her forehead* Not him again!
Legolas: Do you mind if I bring two friends? *smiles nicely*
WaterFarie72: Sure, why not?
Merry and Pippin: *pops in*
Erin: *Screams and starts clawing at the walls* NO, NOT HOBBITS!
Hiei: *coughs* Thanks.
WaterFarie72: *Laughs* Merry, Pippin! It's been so long since I've seen you!
Merry: But we've never seen you before.
Pippin: *Points to Erin* What's up with her?
Ashley: She thinks you're rabid hobbits out to get her.
Erin: *sits hunched up in a corner, slowly rocking back and forth*
WaterFarie72: Hiei, why don't you go see what's wrong with Erin?
Hiei: Are you crazy? She'll kill me!
WaterFarie72: *glares at Hiei* Either go see her or me. *holds up Botan's metal bat*
Hiei: I thought you were on my side.
WaterFarie72: I'm on the side of the friend that needs my help the most! *shoves Hiei towards Erin*
Hiei: *reluctantly walks to Erin* Anything wrong?
Erin: The hobbits! *points to Merry and Pippin*
Hiei: Would it help if I killed them?
Erin: YES!
Everyone else: NO!
Hiei: *shrugs* Have to do what Erin tells me to do.
Erin: *claps her hands* Hiei DOES love me!
Ashley: *quickly grabs Merry and tries to hide him behind her.*
WaterFarie72: *Grabs Pippin and shoves him to Kurama.* Hide him!
Hiei: *Charges at the hobbits*
Kuwabara: *Summons his Spirit Sword*
Ashley: *Grabs the Sword from Kuwabara* Thanks, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: *In a daze* She spoke to me!
Hiei: *Jumps in front of Ashley and slams the sword down on her.*
Ashley: *tries to block the attack* Someone save me, preferably Legolas!
Legolas: *yanks Ashley out of the way*
Merry: *trembles and tries to hide behind WaterFarie72*
Hiei: *charges at WaterFarie72* WaterFarie72, get out of the way!
WaterFarie72: Over my dead body! *dodges under Hiei's sword and kicks him in the stomach. WaterFarie72 seizes his sword and holds it with the tip pointed toward him.*
Erin: *Dashes in front of Hiei* No!
Everyone else: YES!
*Everyone hears a chuckle behind them. The Ginyu Force pops in.*
WaterFarie72: NO, NOT YOU! *sighs and shakes her head.* If you want to fight us, we'll have to go somewhere else. *waves her arm and everyone disappears. Appears in a coliseum.*
Erin: *cracks her knuckles* I need a good target. Kuwabara is WAY too easy.
*Stands appear around the arena. Ashley sits in the stands and drags Legolas with her. Merry and Pippin walk into the stands and act like cheerleaders.*
WaterFarie72: *tosses Hiei's sword back to him.* I won't need this now. You probably won't either.
Erin: *hands start to glow as they get charged up with electricity. Erin puts her hand out and form arrows and a bow.*
WaterFarie72: *Puts her hand out and forms a sword out of ice, a sword that WON'T break easily.*
Kurama: *readies his whip*
Erin: *turns around to face everyone* Can I take out the first one? Pleeease?
WaterFarie72: First of all, *points to Kuwabara* we don't need you so go sit with Ashley in the stands.
Kuwabara: *slowly walks and sits in the stands*
*Jeice, Burter, Gildo, Recoome, and Captain Ginyu do a stupid little "dance"*
Erin: *points, laughs, and mocks* Hm. which one will suffer first?
WaterFarie72: I call Jeice!
*Hiei and Kurama glance at each other.*
Erin: *points out a finger* Eneey Meeny Miny Moe. I guess it's you, Captain.
Captain Ginyu: Who wants to fight against those weaklings first?
Hiei: Weaklings?!
WaterFarie72: *puts her hand on his shoulder* You'll get revenge soon enough.
Erin: No, I will! He won't survive after I get through with him!
Gildo: *steps forward* I will.
WaterFarie72: Who wants the shorty?
Hiei: I'll take him.
Ashley: *shouting from the stands* He's just the right size for you!
Erin: *glares at Ashley* WATCH IT! Or I'll be after you next!
WaterFarie72: Let's go off to the side to watch. *drags Erin away and motions for Kurama to follow her.*
Kurama: Good luck, Hiei.
Erin: Yeah! Good luck, my love!
Hiei: *shudders involuntarily*
Gildo: I'm going to enjoy destroying you.
WaterFarie72: *turns to Erin and they start chatting about how they're going to kill their opponents.* I'm going to cut his hair off first.
Erin: Torture first, then shoot in neck.
WaterFarie72: I guess I will toy with him a little before I kill him.
Kurama: *glances at the two girls* Are you two feeling okay?
Erin: *Smile brightly and winks* Nope!
WaterFarie72: We're fine.
*The three of them look back at Hiei and discover that Gildo has lots of bruises all over his body and Hiei somehow lost his shirt.*
Erin: Not again! Can't you keep your shirt on for at least ONE match, Hiei?!
Hiei: *glances back at Erin*
Gildo: *Takes the time to trap Hiei in the air.*
Hiei: *Tries to move* #@&^! I can't move!
Erin: *tries to run to help Hiei.*
Kurama: *Grabs Erin and pulls her back*
Gildo: *walks to Hiei and takes his sword and gets ready to stick it through him*
WaterFarie72: *Runs toward Gildo and slams herself into him*
Erin: NOT FAIR! *Wiggles out of Kurama's grasp and runs to Hiei and WaterFarie72*
Kurama: *stares at them, helpless.*
Erin: *Rushes out and shoots the arrow at Gildo.*
Gildo: *dodges, but releases Hiei.*
WaterFarie72: *jumps on top of Gildo and yanks Hiei's sword out of his hands. She throws the sword to Hiei while punching Gildo.*
Erin: WaterFarie72, come back here!
Kurama: *dashes to WaterFarie72 and hauls her away to the side lines.*
Erin: *follows, muttering under her breath* Cheater. I would have done that if Kurama hadn't grabbed me.
Hiei: *swung his sword and pierces Gildo through the stomach.*
WaterFarie72 and Erin: *cheers*
Ashley: *poofs Gildo away in flames and shouts from the stands* One down, and four idiots to go.
Burter: I will go next. Gildo was a weakling.
WaterFarie72: *glares at Burter* Who wants the big blue one?
Kurama: *says calmly* I will take him.
Erin: *shouts out* BLUE!
Kurama: *walks into the arena and looks at Hiei* Are you alright?
Hiei: *nods and walks over to the two girls*
Erin: *hands him a shirt* Please put this on.
WaterFarie72: But I thought you would like seeing him without a shirt on.
Erin: *slaps her* Shut up! *whispers into WaterFarie72's ear* He's too scrawny anyway.
Everyone: *hears a few whooshes*
WaterFarie72: *turns to Kurama* AH! You're in your demon form!
Erin: *squeals, her eyes shining* TAIL! I want that tail! And those ears! *grabs Hiei's sword and starts to chase Kurama with it*
Kurama: *dodges Erin and Burter*
WaterFarie72: Erin, come back! You're going to get Kurama killed!
Erin: No, just his tail and those ears.
Ashley: Kuwabara, get me some lemonade while you're standing up.
Kuwabara: I'm not standing up.
Ashley: Well, then stand up. THEN, get me some lemonade.
Kuwabara: *sighs and trudges to get lemonade*
WaterFarie72: *turns to Hiei* Do something before Erin reaches Kurama!
Hiei: What can I do?
WaterFarie72: *thinks* I have an idea! *shouts to the arena* Erin, Hiei wants to talk to you.
Hiei: WHAT?! NO, I DON'T!
Kurama: *shouts back to Hiei* Yes, you do!
Erin: *squeals in delight* Hiei, I'm coming, my love!
Hiei: *sighs* Why must you torment me like this?
Ashley: *shows up behind them* Because it's fun.
Kurama: *slashes Burter in half. Blood splatters everywhere*
Erin: *stops halfway to the sidelines, covered in blood* Ew.
WaterFarie72: *grabs Hiei and tries to hide behind him.*
Kurama: *blood gets all over his fur*
Ashley: *swooshes her hands together and the blood and Burter's body disappears*
Erin: *runs to Hiei* So, what did you want to say?
Hiei: I just wanted to get my sword back. *jerks it from Erin's hands*
WaterFarie72: Who's going next?
Kurama: How about all three of you? Hiei and I are curious about your powers.
Erin: Woo-who! *picks up her bow and arrows*
Recoome: It's my turn.
Ashley: *gasps* I never got my lemonade yet! It's all your fault, you big. big. what are you again? *sticks out her hand and points a finger at Recoome*
Recoome: *bursts into flames* Ah! It's hot! *runs around the arena*
A mysterious voice: *sings* It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
Erin: NO! GO AWAY! THIS IS OUR STORY, NOT YOUR SONG! *cough* Danielle *cough*
WaterFarie72: *points her finger at Recoome* I should end his agony.
Recoome: *gets drenched with water*
Erin: *walks up to him* Poor, poor little. wait, BIG freak. *pulls back her bow* Good-bye.
Recoome: *gets pierced by the arrow and becomes electrified*
All three girls: *points, laughs, and mocks*
Merry: I think he's dead now.
Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara: *stares at the girls in shock*
The three girls: *laughs to each other*
Ashley: Wait, where's my lemonade?
WaterFarie72: Forget about that lemonade! *walks slowly over to Kurama and Hiei*
Hiei: *backs away slowly*
Kurama: What was that power of yours?
Merry and Pippin: *shouts* WITCHCRAFT!
Ashley: *screams at the top of her lungs* NO, MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erin: Ashley, would you like to shut up before I have to shoot you?
Ashley: No, I like talking. *smiles*
Jeice: *stares in fear* Er. Captain, do I have to fight them?
Captain Ginyu: Yes, but I think you only fight one.
Jeice: *breathes a sigh of relief*
WaterFarie72: *walks into the arena* Afraid?
Jeice: No. *chattering teeth*
WaterFarie72: *smiles sweetly at him* I have a surprise for you. *points out a finger*
Jeice: *gets frozen to the ground.*
Erin: *scoots a little closer to Hiei.*
WaterFarie72: *walks over and breaks off his hair* All done. *turns to Ashley* Care to melt him?
Ashley: *shoots out a fireball at him*
WaterFarie72: Thanks.
Ashley: You're welcome.
Jeice: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WaterFarie72: I think I should put him out of his misery now.
Erin: Yes, of course!
WaterFarie72: *takes her sword of ice and jabs it through Jeice.*
Erin: Slice his head off!
WaterFarie72: *swings the sword and Jeice's head flies and lands next to Erin*
Erin: Ew, gross. *Kicks the head to Ashley*
Ashley: SOCCER! *Kicks the head to Kurama*
Kurama: *lashes at it with the rose whip*
WaterFarie72: It's gone.
Ashley: You're supposed to use your FEET!
WaterFarie72: *walks back to the side lines* Who's next?
Erin: *jumps up and shouts* ME!
Captain Ginyu: *tries to run off*
Erin: Oh no you don't! *cocks and arrow and shoots at Ginyu*
Captain Ginyu: *falls to the ground with the arrow stuck in his neck.*
Erin: I never miss.
WaterFarie72: I think we should end this. *waves her hand and everyone appears in her living room*
Merry and Pippin: That was fun!
Erin: *glares at them and aims the arrow at them* GET AWAY!
WaterFarie72: *walks over to Merry, Legolas, and Pippin and hugs them* I'll see you later. Bye.
Merry, Legolas, and Pippin: *disappears*
Kurama: We should go.
Hiei: That was. interesting.
Erin: No, no! Don't leave!
WaterFarie72: *hugs Kurama and Hiei goodbye*
Erin: I WANT A HUG, TOO! *runs and grabs Hiei. She squeezes him a little too hard*
Hiei: Please help me!
WaterFarie72: *waves her hands and Kurama and Hiei disappear*
Kuwabara: *hands Ashley the lemonade*
Ashley: Finally! Now you can go.
Erin: *turns and zaps the lemonade. It goes through the lemonade and hits Kuwabara too.* Oops!
Ashley: *shrugs* Oh well, I never really wanted a lemonade.
Erin: *walks over and throws Kuwabara out the door and slams the door*
Everyone: *hears Kuwabara shouting*
Kuwabara: NO! LET ME BACK IN! I DIDN'T GET THAT KISS!
Ashley: What kiss?!
Erin and WaterFarie72: *whistles innocently* We don't know what he's talking about.
Kuwabara: MY LOVE! COME BACK TO ME!
WaterFarie72: *shouts out the door* I wonder what Yukina would say if she heard you.
Kuwabara: YUKINA?! WHERE IS SHE?!
The three girls: *shakes head sadly*
Kuwabara: YUKINA! ASHLEY!
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Did you think this chapter was funny? We certainly did.
Kuwabara: YUKINA! ASHLEY! MY LOVES! WHERE ARE YOU?!
WaterFarie72: Where's Ashley?
Erin: Something about Legolas.
WaterFarie72: Oh. Should we go save him?
Erin: No.
Note: This is just a chapter for fun. This isn't actually a real chapter. We're just bored.
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*~Chapter of Torture~*
WaterFarie72: Ashley, Erin, so glad you could come back today.
Ashley: What are you talking about? It's still tonight.
Erin: *poofs in with Kuwabara* I still don't understand what you see in Ashley?
Ashley: Hello! I'm cute and everything.
Erin: *bursts out laughing*
WaterFarie72: Since you got to bring someone, Erin, Ashley and I get to drag someone here too.
Erin: *Screams* I wanted Hiei! Kuwabara was just following me!
WaterFarie72: *waves her hands and Kurama and Hiei show up*
Erin: *Cries out in joy*
Hiei: *glances at WaterFarie72*
WaterFarie72: I'm sorry, Hiei. I had to do it. Erin would have tried to kill everyone here if I didn't.
Ashley: But who do I get?!
Kuwabara: *shouts out* Me!
Ashley: As I was saying, who do I get?
Erin: *pats Kuwabara's shoulder* Don't worry, she acts like this to every guy, except for the ones she thinks are cute.
WaterFarie72: I think I know who Ashley wants. *waves her hand and Legolas pops in*
Erin: *slaps her forehead* Not him again!
Legolas: Do you mind if I bring two friends? *smiles nicely*
WaterFarie72: Sure, why not?
Merry and Pippin: *pops in*
Erin: *Screams and starts clawing at the walls* NO, NOT HOBBITS!
Hiei: *coughs* Thanks.
WaterFarie72: *Laughs* Merry, Pippin! It's been so long since I've seen you!
Merry: But we've never seen you before.
Pippin: *Points to Erin* What's up with her?
Ashley: She thinks you're rabid hobbits out to get her.
Erin: *sits hunched up in a corner, slowly rocking back and forth*
WaterFarie72: Hiei, why don't you go see what's wrong with Erin?
Hiei: Are you crazy? She'll kill me!
WaterFarie72: *glares at Hiei* Either go see her or me. *holds up Botan's metal bat*
Hiei: I thought you were on my side.
WaterFarie72: I'm on the side of the friend that needs my help the most! *shoves Hiei towards Erin*
Hiei: *reluctantly walks to Erin* Anything wrong?
Erin: The hobbits! *points to Merry and Pippin*
Hiei: Would it help if I killed them?
Erin: YES!
Everyone else: NO!
Hiei: *shrugs* Have to do what Erin tells me to do.
Erin: *claps her hands* Hiei DOES love me!
Ashley: *quickly grabs Merry and tries to hide him behind her.*
WaterFarie72: *Grabs Pippin and shoves him to Kurama.* Hide him!
Hiei: *Charges at the hobbits*
Kuwabara: *Summons his Spirit Sword*
Ashley: *Grabs the Sword from Kuwabara* Thanks, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: *In a daze* She spoke to me!
Hiei: *Jumps in front of Ashley and slams the sword down on her.*
Ashley: *tries to block the attack* Someone save me, preferably Legolas!
Legolas: *yanks Ashley out of the way*
Merry: *trembles and tries to hide behind WaterFarie72*
Hiei: *charges at WaterFarie72* WaterFarie72, get out of the way!
WaterFarie72: Over my dead body! *dodges under Hiei's sword and kicks him in the stomach. WaterFarie72 seizes his sword and holds it with the tip pointed toward him.*
Erin: *Dashes in front of Hiei* No!
Everyone else: YES!
*Everyone hears a chuckle behind them. The Ginyu Force pops in.*
WaterFarie72: NO, NOT YOU! *sighs and shakes her head.* If you want to fight us, we'll have to go somewhere else. *waves her arm and everyone disappears. Appears in a coliseum.*
Erin: *cracks her knuckles* I need a good target. Kuwabara is WAY too easy.
*Stands appear around the arena. Ashley sits in the stands and drags Legolas with her. Merry and Pippin walk into the stands and act like cheerleaders.*
WaterFarie72: *tosses Hiei's sword back to him.* I won't need this now. You probably won't either.
Erin: *hands start to glow as they get charged up with electricity. Erin puts her hand out and form arrows and a bow.*
WaterFarie72: *Puts her hand out and forms a sword out of ice, a sword that WON'T break easily.*
Kurama: *readies his whip*
Erin: *turns around to face everyone* Can I take out the first one? Pleeease?
WaterFarie72: First of all, *points to Kuwabara* we don't need you so go sit with Ashley in the stands.
Kuwabara: *slowly walks and sits in the stands*
*Jeice, Burter, Gildo, Recoome, and Captain Ginyu do a stupid little "dance"*
Erin: *points, laughs, and mocks* Hm. which one will suffer first?
WaterFarie72: I call Jeice!
*Hiei and Kurama glance at each other.*
Erin: *points out a finger* Eneey Meeny Miny Moe. I guess it's you, Captain.
Captain Ginyu: Who wants to fight against those weaklings first?
Hiei: Weaklings?!
WaterFarie72: *puts her hand on his shoulder* You'll get revenge soon enough.
Erin: No, I will! He won't survive after I get through with him!
Gildo: *steps forward* I will.
WaterFarie72: Who wants the shorty?
Hiei: I'll take him.
Ashley: *shouting from the stands* He's just the right size for you!
Erin: *glares at Ashley* WATCH IT! Or I'll be after you next!
WaterFarie72: Let's go off to the side to watch. *drags Erin away and motions for Kurama to follow her.*
Kurama: Good luck, Hiei.
Erin: Yeah! Good luck, my love!
Hiei: *shudders involuntarily*
Gildo: I'm going to enjoy destroying you.
WaterFarie72: *turns to Erin and they start chatting about how they're going to kill their opponents.* I'm going to cut his hair off first.
Erin: Torture first, then shoot in neck.
WaterFarie72: I guess I will toy with him a little before I kill him.
Kurama: *glances at the two girls* Are you two feeling okay?
Erin: *Smile brightly and winks* Nope!
WaterFarie72: We're fine.
*The three of them look back at Hiei and discover that Gildo has lots of bruises all over his body and Hiei somehow lost his shirt.*
Erin: Not again! Can't you keep your shirt on for at least ONE match, Hiei?!
Hiei: *glances back at Erin*
Gildo: *Takes the time to trap Hiei in the air.*
Hiei: *Tries to move* #@&^! I can't move!
Erin: *tries to run to help Hiei.*
Kurama: *Grabs Erin and pulls her back*
Gildo: *walks to Hiei and takes his sword and gets ready to stick it through him*
WaterFarie72: *Runs toward Gildo and slams herself into him*
Erin: NOT FAIR! *Wiggles out of Kurama's grasp and runs to Hiei and WaterFarie72*
Kurama: *stares at them, helpless.*
Erin: *Rushes out and shoots the arrow at Gildo.*
Gildo: *dodges, but releases Hiei.*
WaterFarie72: *jumps on top of Gildo and yanks Hiei's sword out of his hands. She throws the sword to Hiei while punching Gildo.*
Erin: WaterFarie72, come back here!
Kurama: *dashes to WaterFarie72 and hauls her away to the side lines.*
Erin: *follows, muttering under her breath* Cheater. I would have done that if Kurama hadn't grabbed me.
Hiei: *swung his sword and pierces Gildo through the stomach.*
WaterFarie72 and Erin: *cheers*
Ashley: *poofs Gildo away in flames and shouts from the stands* One down, and four idiots to go.
Burter: I will go next. Gildo was a weakling.
WaterFarie72: *glares at Burter* Who wants the big blue one?
Kurama: *says calmly* I will take him.
Erin: *shouts out* BLUE!
Kurama: *walks into the arena and looks at Hiei* Are you alright?
Hiei: *nods and walks over to the two girls*
Erin: *hands him a shirt* Please put this on.
WaterFarie72: But I thought you would like seeing him without a shirt on.
Erin: *slaps her* Shut up! *whispers into WaterFarie72's ear* He's too scrawny anyway.
Everyone: *hears a few whooshes*
WaterFarie72: *turns to Kurama* AH! You're in your demon form!
Erin: *squeals, her eyes shining* TAIL! I want that tail! And those ears! *grabs Hiei's sword and starts to chase Kurama with it*
Kurama: *dodges Erin and Burter*
WaterFarie72: Erin, come back! You're going to get Kurama killed!
Erin: No, just his tail and those ears.
Ashley: Kuwabara, get me some lemonade while you're standing up.
Kuwabara: I'm not standing up.
Ashley: Well, then stand up. THEN, get me some lemonade.
Kuwabara: *sighs and trudges to get lemonade*
WaterFarie72: *turns to Hiei* Do something before Erin reaches Kurama!
Hiei: What can I do?
WaterFarie72: *thinks* I have an idea! *shouts to the arena* Erin, Hiei wants to talk to you.
Hiei: WHAT?! NO, I DON'T!
Kurama: *shouts back to Hiei* Yes, you do!
Erin: *squeals in delight* Hiei, I'm coming, my love!
Hiei: *sighs* Why must you torment me like this?
Ashley: *shows up behind them* Because it's fun.
Kurama: *slashes Burter in half. Blood splatters everywhere*
Erin: *stops halfway to the sidelines, covered in blood* Ew.
WaterFarie72: *grabs Hiei and tries to hide behind him.*
Kurama: *blood gets all over his fur*
Ashley: *swooshes her hands together and the blood and Burter's body disappears*
Erin: *runs to Hiei* So, what did you want to say?
Hiei: I just wanted to get my sword back. *jerks it from Erin's hands*
WaterFarie72: Who's going next?
Kurama: How about all three of you? Hiei and I are curious about your powers.
Erin: Woo-who! *picks up her bow and arrows*
Recoome: It's my turn.
Ashley: *gasps* I never got my lemonade yet! It's all your fault, you big. big. what are you again? *sticks out her hand and points a finger at Recoome*
Recoome: *bursts into flames* Ah! It's hot! *runs around the arena*
A mysterious voice: *sings* It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
Erin: NO! GO AWAY! THIS IS OUR STORY, NOT YOUR SONG! *cough* Danielle *cough*
WaterFarie72: *points her finger at Recoome* I should end his agony.
Recoome: *gets drenched with water*
Erin: *walks up to him* Poor, poor little. wait, BIG freak. *pulls back her bow* Good-bye.
Recoome: *gets pierced by the arrow and becomes electrified*
All three girls: *points, laughs, and mocks*
Merry: I think he's dead now.
Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara: *stares at the girls in shock*
The three girls: *laughs to each other*
Ashley: Wait, where's my lemonade?
WaterFarie72: Forget about that lemonade! *walks slowly over to Kurama and Hiei*
Hiei: *backs away slowly*
Kurama: What was that power of yours?
Merry and Pippin: *shouts* WITCHCRAFT!
Ashley: *screams at the top of her lungs* NO, MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erin: Ashley, would you like to shut up before I have to shoot you?
Ashley: No, I like talking. *smiles*
Jeice: *stares in fear* Er. Captain, do I have to fight them?
Captain Ginyu: Yes, but I think you only fight one.
Jeice: *breathes a sigh of relief*
WaterFarie72: *walks into the arena* Afraid?
Jeice: No. *chattering teeth*
WaterFarie72: *smiles sweetly at him* I have a surprise for you. *points out a finger*
Jeice: *gets frozen to the ground.*
Erin: *scoots a little closer to Hiei.*
WaterFarie72: *walks over and breaks off his hair* All done. *turns to Ashley* Care to melt him?
Ashley: *shoots out a fireball at him*
WaterFarie72: Thanks.
Ashley: You're welcome.
Jeice: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WaterFarie72: I think I should put him out of his misery now.
Erin: Yes, of course!
WaterFarie72: *takes her sword of ice and jabs it through Jeice.*
Erin: Slice his head off!
WaterFarie72: *swings the sword and Jeice's head flies and lands next to Erin*
Erin: Ew, gross. *Kicks the head to Ashley*
Ashley: SOCCER! *Kicks the head to Kurama*
Kurama: *lashes at it with the rose whip*
WaterFarie72: It's gone.
Ashley: You're supposed to use your FEET!
WaterFarie72: *walks back to the side lines* Who's next?
Erin: *jumps up and shouts* ME!
Captain Ginyu: *tries to run off*
Erin: Oh no you don't! *cocks and arrow and shoots at Ginyu*
Captain Ginyu: *falls to the ground with the arrow stuck in his neck.*
Erin: I never miss.
WaterFarie72: I think we should end this. *waves her hand and everyone appears in her living room*
Merry and Pippin: That was fun!
Erin: *glares at them and aims the arrow at them* GET AWAY!
WaterFarie72: *walks over to Merry, Legolas, and Pippin and hugs them* I'll see you later. Bye.
Merry, Legolas, and Pippin: *disappears*
Kurama: We should go.
Hiei: That was. interesting.
Erin: No, no! Don't leave!
WaterFarie72: *hugs Kurama and Hiei goodbye*
Erin: I WANT A HUG, TOO! *runs and grabs Hiei. She squeezes him a little too hard*
Hiei: Please help me!
WaterFarie72: *waves her hands and Kurama and Hiei disappear*
Kuwabara: *hands Ashley the lemonade*
Ashley: Finally! Now you can go.
Erin: *turns and zaps the lemonade. It goes through the lemonade and hits Kuwabara too.* Oops!
Ashley: *shrugs* Oh well, I never really wanted a lemonade.
Erin: *walks over and throws Kuwabara out the door and slams the door*
Everyone: *hears Kuwabara shouting*
Kuwabara: NO! LET ME BACK IN! I DIDN'T GET THAT KISS!
Ashley: What kiss?!
Erin and WaterFarie72: *whistles innocently* We don't know what he's talking about.
Kuwabara: MY LOVE! COME BACK TO ME!
WaterFarie72: *shouts out the door* I wonder what Yukina would say if she heard you.
Kuwabara: YUKINA?! WHERE IS SHE?!
The three girls: *shakes head sadly*
Kuwabara: YUKINA! ASHLEY!
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Did you think this chapter was funny? We certainly did.
Kuwabara: YUKINA! ASHLEY! MY LOVES! WHERE ARE YOU?!
WaterFarie72: Where's Ashley?
Erin: Something about Legolas.
WaterFarie72: Oh. Should we go save him?
Erin: No.
