Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Kingdom Hearts characters or my friends Aura and Ismere (Both nicknames). I only own my characters and myself (WaterFarie72)

Note: I'm trying hard to stay in character.

WaterFarie72: I have other friends coming. *smiles*

Kuwabara: Ashley?

WaterFarie72: No. Now can you leave? We're doing Kingdom Hearts, not Yu Yu Hakusho. Kuwabara, I like torturing you as much as the next author, but I'm afraid I won't be able to do that during this chapter.

Kuwabara: *cries out in joy*

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*~ First Kingdom Hearts Victims ~*

WaterFarie72: Aura, Ishy! Hi, guys! *runs to open door*

Ismere: *cries out* Boo!

Aura: *just stares at pendent*

WaterFarie72: Guess who we have today.

Aura and Ismere: Who?

WaterFarie72: *big smile* Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Leon.

Ismere: Can Tidus come?

WaterFarie72: *glares at her* That's too many people!

Aura: *smiles evilly at Leon* Remember me?

Leon: *puts his hand up to his forehead* All too well.

Ismere: Let's start the interview. Let's see. Kairi, do you like Riku and/or Sora?

Kairi: *giggles* That's my business.

WaterFarie72: *sighs* I just know that this interview will turn out like all the others.

Aura: Let me ask a question. Squall -

Leon: It's Leon now, not Squall.

Aura: Whatever. Anyway, have you become more obedient in this game?

Leon: *hesitates*

WaterFarie72: Actually, he has. He helps in the game.

Leon: *nods his head in a gesture of thanks*

WaterFarie72: No problem.

Aura: *looks between WaterFarie72 and Leon* What?

WaterFarie72: Nothing, don't worry about it. Next question. Riku, how does it feel to turn evil to save someone and then find out in the end that you didn't need to save that person to begin with?

Riku: *thinks for a minute* Well, I was a bit surprised, but otherwise, not much different than finding out you're useless.

WaterFarie72: *nods* Quite true.

Ismere: Let me ask now! Sora, what would you say if your best friend's uncle's son's teacher's son's best friend asked you to ask out *pauses to catch her breath* your brother's friend's cousin's friend's brother's mother's friend's daughter for him?

Sora: *dumb look on his face* Wha-?

Ismere: Okay, I'll ask you again. Sora, what would you say if -

WaterFarie72: *Cuts her off* How about another question.? One less confusing.

Aura: I think I understand what Ismere's trying to ask.

WaterFarie72: *blushes* Too late, next question!

Ismere: I'm trying to ask you what you would do if "Teddy" asked Aura to ask you out for him, WaterFarie72.

WaterFarie72: I would like to leave my personal love life out of this interview!

Ismere: Fine. Don't you guys just think the Moogles are the cutest things?

Riku: No.

Sora: Not really.

Leon: I'd rather have them not appear in Traverse Town.

Kairi: Yes!

*Everyone looks at Kairi*

Kairi: Well, they ARE cute and cuddly!

WaterFarie72: *sighs* No, they aren't.

Ismere: I agree with Kairi.

*Everyone looks to Aura*

Aura: No comment.

*Everyone glares at her*

Aura: What?! I would NOT like to comment on this.

WaterFarie72: Anyway, what do all of you think about the song "Simple and Clean"?

Aura: I love it.

Ismere: Me too!

Sora: What song?

WaterFarie72: "Simple and Clean"

Sora: Never heard of it.

Riku: Same here.

Kairi: Me either.

Leon: I don't listen to music.

Aura: What do you think about the Heartless?

Ismere: They're. heartless? (As in, without hearts)

Aura: Not you, them. *Points to Kingdom Hearts characters*

Kairi: I agree with Ismere. They're heartless.

Riku: Weaklings at my command.

WaterFarie72: You still have that frame of mind, Riku?

Riku: It is true. I command the Heartless.

Sora: Riku is right about one thing, they are weaklings.

WaterFarie72: Then why do you get killed by them?

Sora: *sweat drop* Er. I don't.

WaterFarie72: Oh? I beg to differ.

Aura: Never mind about that.

Leon: The Heartless continue to grow stronger, only wielder of the Keyblade can defeat them.

Ismere: Sora, do you have any feelings toward Kairi?

Sora: *blushes* Um. er.

Kairi: That's for him to know and you to find out. *giggle*

WaterFarie72: *looks out window* Ack! It's already sundown! Sora, Kairi, Riku, Leon, it was nice talking to you, but you better go.

Sora: Okay. See ya!

Kairi: Bye-Bye!

Riku: *turns and walks away*

Leon: Goodbye.

*Kingdom Hearts characters leave*

WaterFarie72: Still think Riku is cute?

Aura: Yes!

WaterFarie72: *sighs* Will you ever learn?

Ismere: Nope, I guess not. Anyway, we better get going now. Bye.

Aura: Later!

*Ismere and Aura leave*

WaterFarie72: *Collapses onto couch* I wonder who I should interview next.

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WaterFarie72: I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

Kuwabara: Of course they won't! I'm not in this chapter!

WaterFarie72: *looks shocked* Where did you come from?

Kuwabara: The front door.

WaterFarie72: Well, you better leave through the front door. *Glares at Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: Uh-oh. Better run!