Chapter 4
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"What's the next part of the plan, Hermione?" George whispered, so not to wake Dean again.
"Well, I think we should leave him like this for a week."
"Why?"
Harry clucked indignantly. He had responded to being turned into a chicken by sitting in awe in front of the mirror. He seemed to still be able to tell what was going on around him.
"That way he's behind on all of his classes. He'll have a hell of a time trying to catch up." Hermione grinned, evilly.
Harry fluffed himself up, huffily.
"Can we keep him in your office?" Hermione asked, still whispering.
Without another word, George scooped Harry up and carried him out of the room. Harry responded by pecking him angrily once they had left the room. "OW!" George yelled, because chicken beaks are harder then they look.
Hermione threw her hand over George's mouth. "Be quiet, will you?" she hissed, but not before they were heard. A thumping sound from the stairs told them that someone was coming.
For lack of a better plan, Hermione spun George around so he faced the stair case. She moved herself in front of him, hiding Harry from the view of whom ever was coming. She then pressed her lips against his just as Ron came up the stairs.
"Oh. Sorry George," Ron said, a bit embarrassed at just walking in on a snogging session between his older brother and a girl who's face he hadn't seen. Ron went back down stairs.
As soon as she was sure that Ron wasn't around, Hermione pulled herself from George. "Let's go." She turned away from him so he wouldn't see how red her face had become.
As she led the way down the stairs, George was glad that Hermione had turned away, because he had turned red as well.
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George dropped a flustered looking chicken on the floor of his office. "What are we going to do after this week?" he asked, throwing himself onto his rolly chair.
"I don't know. Turn him back," Hermione suggested, her eyes watching Harry. She quickly looked up at George. "We can turn him back, right?"
George reached over and picked up a piece of paper of his desk. "It says: --"
"George, you have the right paper this time, don't you?" Hermione interrupted, not wanting another flash of what was going on in Fred's head.
George scanned the paper, before dropping it back on the desk and picking up another paper.
"'To reverse,'" He started, reading aloud. "' Use Dechickenator, sold at a joke shop near you.'" He looked up at Hermione.
"You mean we can't turn him back without another piece of crappy joke stuff?" Hermione shouted.
Harry, after hearing this charged Hermione. He started pecking angrily at her ankles and forced her to pull herself up on the desk.
"I guess Harry's going to be a chicken until our next Hogsmeade trip," George commented.
The door burst open and in walked Fred. He looked at George, then Hermione and said, "Do we have a customer?"
"A very unhappy customer," Hermione grumbled.
"I'm sure that we ... what's that on your desk, George?"
George looked down to see the love not to Angelina. "Oh. Err..."
Fred reached over and snatched it off of his desk. "Did you read this?" he asked with anger in his eyes.
"No. Never," George said solemnly.
"Only parts of it," Hermione said.
"What?" Fred exclaimed.
"No, we didn't," George protested.
Fred turned to Hermione.
"Well, all we read was, 'I love you. What went wrong?'"
Fred turned and grabbed George's head. After a few moments of the twins fighting, Fred turned and left the office, deciding that he had to go confide in Lee Jordon.
"Why'd you tell him we read that?" George asked, as he conjured up an ice pack for his new black eye.
"Why didn't you create the damn thing to reverse itself?" Hermione shot.
"I didn't create it! I bought it!"
"Oh, my God," Hermione muttered.
"What? Did you think that we actually made that? If we did, don't you think that I wouldn't have had to read the directions?"
"No. George, Harry's gone."
George looked at the floor to find that, sure enough, Harry was not there.
A/N: Yes! We've got a plot! It's a good one too. Please review.
