Disclaimer: This story is based upon characters and events form the Tenchi Universe and the Star Wars Universe.

A long time ago in a Tenchi Universe far far away. . . . .

Star Muyo!

In the far reaches of space a battle was being fought. It was between the ship Tsunami and an Imperial ship. The ship Tsunami was caring a very important person. It was the young princess Sasami. Sasami was part of a rebellion against the evil empire and was trying her best to deliver a special package to a man named Ben who lived on the planet Tatooine.
The princess's ship was taking heavy damage and she knew she wasn't going to make it. Soon she would be captured but there maybe hope. For this hope, she looked to her guardians Azaka and Kamidake.
"I have a mission for you two to carry out," Sasami said. "I hope this works and you can deliver the message to old Ben."
The princess injected a disk into Azaka and sent them off in an escape pod. They safely made it to the planet surface just as the princess's ship was captured. A door was blown off and the imperials entered the ship lead by the evil Darth Ayeka.
"Well, well, well," Ayeka said. "We finally found the princess of the rebellion. This just proves how great I am and how stupid you people are."
"You'll never win!" Sasami said. "You're going to die an old hag!"
"What?!" Ayeka yelled. "Old hag! Oh I show you old hag!!"

On the surface of the planet, the young boy named Tenchi was on his way home from repairing moisture vaporators. It was a hot desert planet and thus the people needed water. Tenchi lived with his aunt and uncle who were moisture farmers. Although Tenchi dreamed of much more but his Uncle Azusa and Aunt Funaho wished he would stop.

As Tenchi was on his way home he noticed something crash land near by. He stopped his speeder and went out to look. It looked like an escape pod from a ship. He hoped whoever was in there was okay.
"I wonder if I should go and help." Tenchi asked himself. "It is getting late and I don't want anyone to worry."
It was at this point that the escape pod doors opened and the two guardians floated out. TheY headed towards Tenchi and the poor boy was frozen with fear. He had no idea what to make of any of this and hoped they weren't going to kill him or anything.
"Are you the king of this planet?" Azaka asked.
"King?!" Tenchi asked. "There's no king here."
"Are you Ben then?" Kamidake asked.
"No," Tenchi said. "My name's Tenchi."
"Oh," Azaka said. "We're looking for someone named Ben. Our ship was under attack and our princess told us to look for a guy named Ben."
"Well there's old Ben," Tenchi said. "He lives out by the Dune Sea but it's starting to get late and it's dangerous to go out at night but you're more then welcomed to come home with me. I'm sure my Aunt and Uncle wouldn't mind."
"I guess we have no choice in the matter," Kamidake said. "Take us to you home."
Tenchi, not realizing what was truly going on, hopped into his speeder and took the guardians back to his house where he was greeted by a very displeased uncle. They really didn't have the space for any more things.
"You know better then to take in anything," Azusa said. "I want these logs gone!"
"It's just for the night," Tenchi said. "Then they'll be gone. I swear."
"Let Tenchi keep them," Funaho said. "Tenchi has so few friends and if Tenchi wants to befriend giant talking logs then why not?"
"Fine, but only for the night!" Azusa said.

Farther along in space there was a mighty space station. A space station that had great destructive power and a look that would confuse almost anyone. This was the Death Washu. Named after the great Empress herself and it even looked like her too!
Inside we some imperial commanders having problems agreeing on certain things. These disagreements went from how to use the Battle Stations great power to what kind of food to stock in the officer's lounge.
"I'm telling you that bean burritos are not a good idea!" One of them said. "They give a type of explosion that I can't live with. They are dangerous!"
"Dangerous to your Starfleet not this Battle Station!" Commander Clay said. "If you don't like it then open a window. Trust me that'll solve you're problem in no time."
Just then, Darth Ayeka entered the room followed by two Storm Babes. They had very big. . . .chest plates.
"Soon this station will be operational and we can crush the rebellion!" Ayeka said. "I trust that's what you were talking about before I came in."
"Uh. . .yeah . . .sure," Commander Clay said.
Just then one of the officers, lets call him Bob, raised his hand. Ayeka called on him and he got up to address everyone.
"Is it true that the rebels have gotten there hands on the plans for the Death Washu?!" Bob said. "What if they do have some? That means we'll be blow to bits! They'll be yelling, screaming, and blood. . .blood! AHHHHH!!!" Bob jumps out a window forgetting that they were space and dies almost instantly. A shield was put over the window.
"Okay," Commander Clay said.
"It matters not for the. . . do I have to say the name?" Ayeka asked. "Very well, the. . .(She hesitates and then says in disgust by the name) Death Washu's plans will soon be back for the power of the Jurai will help us."
"Bah!" Commander Clay said. "The only good thing the Jurai power is good for is making shadow puppets and making some mysterious blade appear out of nowhere! Oh, look at me I'm a Jurian! Aren't my shadow puppets grand?!"
Ayeka's face was starting to get very red. The Storm Babes called this the tomato look. Of course, not to her face but Ayeka does wonder why they laugh whenever she passes them by.
Anyway, Ayeka got out of her seat and walked over to Commander Clay who was still making fun of her. All of a sudden, what looked like small wooden logs started to appear around her and electricity was starting to shoot out of them.
"Aww crap," Commander Clay said.

Early the next morning, Tenchi took the two guardians out to find the only Ben he knew. Of course, he didn't know this old man that well but his uncle told him that Ben was nothing more then an old cook who was missing a few screws.
Tenchi looked all around the Dune Sea and soon a noise was heard. He stopped the speeder.
"What is it?" Kamidake asked.
"I don't know," Tenchi said.
The young boy got out of the speeder and started to look around for the noise. It was then that the attack began. It was the dreaded Amazonian Raiders! They wore next to nothing and wanted no more then to use there beauty to strip men of there. . . .well lets just say there manhood.
The striking beauty of these women caused Tenchi's nose to bleed and for his feet to not work. One of them took out there clippers and was ready to go in for the kill when a flash was seen from afar. What looked like an old man in robes started to come down a hill. He seemed to be holding a sword handle, which had a blue energy beam coming out of it. The women knew who this was and ran away.
The old man wiped the blood from Tenchi's nose and sat the boy down on a rock. Soon he started to come out of the daze.
"There boy, you seem to be okay," The old man said. "You're lucky to have survived that with you're manhood intact!"
"What?" Tenchi said still not sure what was going on. He looked over to the old man and it started to come back to him. "Ben! Boy am I glad to see you. I have so much to tell you. . . .I think."

To be continued. . . . .