"What seems to be the problem young Tenchi?" Ben asked.
Tenchi pointed towards the two floating logs. They looked familiar to Ben but he couldn't quite put his finger on where he had seen them before. Perhaps it was in another life.
"We have important information to tell you," Kamidake said.
"Then let us come to my home," Ben said. "It'll be safer there."
So everyone headed back towards Ben's home. It was a small little hovel with more porn magazines then anyone could possibility imagine. They were stored away in boxes that took out more then half of his house.
"Ben, I have a question," Tenchi asked. "Home come you're able to withstand the power of the Amazonian Raiders?"
"I'm an old man Tenchi!" Ben said. "I haven't been able to get it up in years! Now let's see what's so damn important about two flying logs."
It looked like a little girl in a white dress with cinnamon buns covering her ears. She wasn't familiar to Ben or Tenchi but it would seem that she knew Ben. Damn that old man memory!
"Ben, my name is Princess Sasami," The image said. "I'm sorry I couldn't deliver this message in person but my ships been attacked by the evil and might I say horribly dressed Darth Ayeka. These Guardians are carrying information on a new battle station the Empire's completed and needs to be sent to my father whom you've fought with in the Great Washu Wars. He is waiting for you on Alderaan. Help Me Obi-Wan err Ben you're my only hope."
"That's funny I don't remember that message ever being recorded," Azaka said. "How odd."
Hmmm. This is all very strange. Ben knew he wouldn't be able to do this on his own and perhaps young Tenchi there could help him. It was then that he remembered something he needed to give Tenchi.
Ben walked over to the boxes and started looking through them all. He was pulling out all kinds of sex toys and dirty magazines. Tenchi was about to sneak out when Ben found what he was looking for. It was the same type of strange sword handle that he had.
"I have something here for you," Ben said.
"I'm afraid to ask what it is," Tenchi said.
The extremely old Jurian gave Tenchi the handle. The young boy was no sword expert but he thought something was missing. Perhaps it was the sword part of this weapon, which Tenchi always believed, was the most important part of a sword.
"I think this sword is broken," Tenchi said.
"No, all Jurians can concentrate the energy into a laser beam like sword," Ben said. "Try it."
Tenchi concentrated as much as he could and it produced a blue blade. This freaked the young boy because he never thought that he could be one of the Jurians. He dreampted about it all his life but now all his dreams were coming true!
"Enjoy your Light Hawk sword because I need for you to come with me to help," Ben said.
"What?!" Tenchi asked. "I can't. I'm just not that kind of person."
"But I can't do this alone," Ben said. "Remember, I have the limp noodle and I need your help."
"I'm not helping you get it up!" Tenchi said as he headed for the door.

On the Death Washu, Darth Ayeka was trying her best to get information from Sasami but everything she tried didn't working. She's tried everything from using Mind Probes, Chest Probes and even Anal Probes. Nothing. She was sure, being an alien and all that the Anal Probe would work.
Ayeka just sat in her gold throne looking out at the screen on the bridge of the Death Washu. There had to be something she was missing. How do you get someone to tell you information? It wasn't like she could torture Sasami's parents because they were on a planet and what good would it do to go all that way? After all, she was just in a space station of mass destruction. . . . oh yeah huh.
"Wait!" Ayeka yelled as she jumped out of her seat. "I've got it! We can go to her planet, abduct her parents and give them Anal Probes. Then she'll talk."
"Why don't you just destroy her planet with this space station?" An officer said.
Ayeka just looked at the officer with disgust. How dare he correct her when all the other officers were watching.
"Kill that man," Ayeka said. The Storm Babes took the officer away. "Set a course for Sasami's home world and power up the weapon. Oh I do come up with the best ideas!"

A few hours and a quick blow to the head made Tenchi agree to come along with Ben. Tenchi did have to give Ben some credit for being able to lift up that pipe and swing with enough power to knock him out. Right now they were headed towards a spaceport in the hopes to find a pilot that would take them where they needed to go.
Tenchi stopped the speeder near a spaceport called Slick Willie's. Strangely enough, the door had a picture of former Earth President Bill Clinton giving thumbs up. They just disregarded that and entered the bar. Once inside they saw some strange creatures and a sign that said a four-arm limit on all drinkers.
"Hey you," The Bar Tender said. "No. . . . what the hell are those flying things anyway?"
"Guardians," Tenchi said.
"Oh," The Bar Tender said. "The Bar Tender's Almanac doesn't say anything about not letting Guardians in. Okay, they can come."
Everyone entered the Bar and started to look around for a pilot that would take them away. There was a man who was wearing a pin for safest pilot in the galaxy, another that had two gold statues for his great piloting skills and then a very attractive woman.
"I say we go with her," Ben said.
They walked over to this girl who seemed more like a Space Pirate then anything else. She was also in the company of what looked like a combination of a rabbit and cat. Tenchi heard about those. Cabbits!
"Hello there," Ben said. "We wish to hire you."
The woman looked up at the old man and then over at Tenchi. He gasped at the boy. He was like the dream guy that she had always. . . .dreamed about.
"Hi. . hi. . there," The woman said. "Name's Ryoko. What's your name?"
"Tenchi."
"Oh you're name sounds like Heaven and Earth," Ryoko said. "Normal prices are 10,000 but I'll make it free if Tenchi here lets me have a little fun with him."
"I say we take the offer," Ben said. "You're a young healthy boy. A little sex would be good for you."
"Huh?!" Tenchi said in fear. "What are you saying?! How do we even know she's a good pilot?"
"Hey I'm the best!" Ryoko said. "Finding a pilot better then me is harder then finding Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq!"
Just then, three Strom Babes entered the bar. Ryoko kind of had a feeling she knew who they were for. She told Ryo-Oki not to eat all those carrots from that bitch Darth Ayeka's guardian.
"Company," Ryoko said. "Looks like you've got two choices come with me or die."
"Well when you put it that way," Ben said.
Ryoko jumped out from behind the table and started to shoot laser beams from her hands right at the Storm Babes. Tenchi's eyes when wide at the sight but he knew that he would be safe with her.
"Let's go!" Ryoko said as she grabbed her Cabbit and headed towards a wall. She blasted the wall away and threw the Cabbit. "Go Ryo-Oki!"
The tiny Cabbit quickly turned into a ship and blasted way.

The Death Washu quickly cam into view of Princess Sasami's home world. The princess looked out the window of the Command Room. She knew what this Battle Station was capable of but she had to keep her ground and tell the Empire nothing.
Darth Ayeka walked over to a red button. That must have been the main switch for firing the weapon. The princess thought that there might be a little bit more involved with firing a Weapon of Mass destruction but that proved that you didn't have to be a genius to make one.
"Now princess you tell me where the Rebel Base is or I will blow up your planet!" Ayeka said.
This was a big choice. She loved her parents but should she betray her friends? These were her friends she was talking about her and that planet just had her parents. Sasami was hoping that the big choices weren't going to happen until later in life.
"I don't know if I should betray my friends," Sasami said. "Could you just blow up half the planet?"
"Well I could see what. . . .no!" Ayeka said. "Whole thing goes boom!"
"Oh fine," Sasami said with a sad voice. "They're on Dantooine."
"I knew it!" Ayeka said. "This is what happens when people don't listen to me. Ah well. Bye bye planet."
"What?!" Sasami said. "But you said. . ."
"It's called lying honey," Ayeka said. "I mean hello I am the Dark Lord of The Jurai. What the hell else were you expecting?"
Ayeka pressed the button. The Death Washu opened it's mouth and fired it's deadly weapon at the planet. Boomski! It was gone.